What jobs would the classes have?

[highlander]

out of all the classes, what do you think they're professions would be?

The engi would be, in my opinion, a Oil driller. He just seems like the person.

The heavy, Boxer

Pyro, Buildings demolition

Demoman, Dunno, Maybe ^^

Sniper, Hunter or something

Medic, Super villain of some sort.

Soldier , Drill sergeant

Scout , A runner

Spy , An actor, no idea why, but yeah

Anyways post you're ideas!

 

[99.vikram]

Abstraction and encapsulation.

No need to thank me.

 

[Naudian]

Engi: Oil driller works for me...Or maybe a farmer

Heavy: A wrestler or maybe body guard

Pyro: Firefighter!

Demoman: Something to do with construction

Sniper: Hunter sounds good

Medic: Surgeon

Soldier: Drill sergeant I guess

Scout: Baseball player?

Spy: Actor makes sense...

 

[PuNcH]

i like your choices.

pyro = fireman
demo = demo/whiskey drinker
spy = theater actor or spy

 

[delusional]

demo = demo/whiskey drinker

tell me about this job, sounds interesting.

Medic: Nurse

Heavy: Bouncer

Spy: Spy

Demo: Quarry explosives

Pyro: Fireworks specialist

Scout: Ballet dancer

Soldier: Soldier

Sniper: poacher

Engineer: Weapons engineer

 

[average_d]

Scout: Construction Manager - NEED A DISPERSER HERE!

Soldier: Pest Control - If God had wanted you on this earth, he wouldn't have created me! MAGGOTS!

Pyro: ROCKSTAR!

Demo: Black AND Scottish AND obsessed with explosives - this guy wouldn't need a job because he'd always be in jail. *readies himself for hail of abuse*

Heavy: Too dumb to get a proper job, probably would end up stacking shelfs or something.

Engi: Sleezy Male Stripper. What a horrid image.

Medic: Ice Rink Disc Jockey - I Am Z UBERmANn!

Sniper: I couldn't think of a job for him, which means that he will almost certainly end up doing something with computers that no one really cares about.

Spy: This guy insists on wearing a suit all the time, even on the battlefield, so his dry cleaning bills must be massive. So to afford this he must be a stocktrader or lawyer or something else involving lots of money and also deception.

All in all a pretty well rounded society.

 

[Irksome]

Medic & Heavy : Fags
Scout : Middle School Boys Track coach, and pedophile.
Demoman : Demolition and whatever else Eurotrash do.
Pyro : Alcoholic step-father.
Engineer : Engineer
Sniper : Professional Counter Strike gaymur.
Spy : Spy
Soldier : Congressmen and proponent of white slavery.

 

[Krynn72]

Heavy: Stripclub Bouncer
Scout: Athlete
Demo: Demolition supervisor
Pyro: Poopsmith
Engi: Engi
Sniper: Big game hunter
Spy: French Businessman
Soldier: Soldier
Medic: Terrible Doctor.

 

[Adabiviak]

Scout: bike messenger
Medic: a maverick medical genius, who heads a team of young diagnosticians at the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey
Pyro: pest control technician
Engineer: heavy farm equipment repairman
Sniper: kangaroo hunter
Spy: tax accountant
Heavy: forklift (note: not the driver)
Soldier: state senator

 

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

Medic: a maverick medical genius, who heads a team of young diagnosticians at the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey

rofl.

that's my new signature quote

 

[Combine_Advisor]

Scout-Mailman
Pyro-Exterminator
Heavy-Weightlifter
Medic-Doctor (duh!)
Spy-Journalist (really dont know why)
Soldier-General
Demoman-Bomb expert
Sniper-Assasin

 

[Omnomnick]

Scout - Postman
Soldier - Army General
Pyro - Fireperson
Demoman - Demolition worker
Heavy - Ammunition worker
Engineer - Construction worker
Medic - Doctor
Sniper - Hunter
Spy - Secret Agent

 

[CyberPitz]

Scout - Stripper
Soldier - Police Officer
Pyro - S&M specialist
Demoman - Red Ryder BB Gun vender. *If you don't get it, gtfo*
Heavy - Santa Claus
Engineer - Creator of the KillDozer
Medic - Neo Nazi
Sniper - Paintball Master
Spy - Bank Robber

 

[highlander]

bwahahah, some of these are great.

 

[Citrus]

Heavy - McDonalds Cashier

 

[Que-Ever]

Heavy works in a run-down factory. I can picture him in a big furry hat.

 

[saratos]

Scout- Baseball jock who ends up at McDonalds.

Heavy- MR. Incredible.

Spy- EU representative.

Doctor- Little Hitler.

Pyro- A fat, middleaged, guitarist.

Soldier- Poor, downtrodden, IT worker.

Demoman- A Pirate!!

Engineer- Wifebeater.

Sniper- An Austinite.

 

[Que-Ever]

Scout- Baseball jock who ends up at McDonalds.

Heavy- MR. Incredible.

Spy- EU representative.

Doctor- Little Hitler.

Pyro- A fat, middleaged, guitarist.

Soldier- Poor, downtrodden, IT worker.

Demoman- A Pirate!!

Engineer- Wifebeater.

Sniper- An Austinite.

You just ruined the entire game for me. I loved the engineer. He's the go-to guy. He's quiet, he's musically minded, extremely humble, very intelligent, he listens. Can't you just picture him giving you a hug, going "there, there, it'll be al-right," in his soft southern drawl. He's mysterious... do we even know the color of his eyes? He's a mechanical genius. If maybe he'd been given a different path, he'd be making gadgets for James Bond or something. Strong chin, manly stubble...

I think I'm gay for the engineer. I want him to wrench me.

 

[Omnomnick]

Heavy - McDonalds Cashier

Would little man like fries with his cowardly burger?!?!