What kind of aliens would you like to invade earth?

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It's a topic i've been pondering in recent days. A day will come, when aliens invade earth and we will be in all sorts of strife.

What kind of aliens do you want to invade?

1. Insect like aliens, that are vicious and eat human brains like starship trooper aliens - These aliens will allow us to make unrepentent guerilla war on them. Because they're insects you feel no connection to them at all and can blast them away without remorse. The downside is you can't rape them after you kill them or capture them. Who would ****ing rape an insect?

2. Humanoid aliens with antennas - Can rape when captured because the women are incredibly sexy and hot. The male of this species have incredibly small penii, the females greatly desire human men (except japanese men). Humans will be a second class slave race working in the mines and generally assigned to 'oil rag' job. No more office jobs.

3. Worm creatures with tentacles and shit - Horrible tentacle worm creatures that rape women with their tentacles and stuff. Don't have much weaponry but are just ****ing hideous to look at and go goauld on you and plant themselves in your body and control your actions. You don't know who is a worm creature or not.

4. Predator aliens - From predator.

5. Microaliens - Humanoid, but microscopic. Micro fleets of powerful micro spaceships. They can enter your body and attack your organs without anyone knowing how to combat it.

Personally i would like insect aliens to invade. Despite the lack of rape, i think a giant insect infested world would make life very interesting. You could ride around in pickups with guns blowing shit up all day.

If you have any more suggestions post them.
 
humanoid amazon aliens with 3 boobies (one on the back for slow dancing) ftw ...also the dancing green chick from star trek
 
Socialist Aliens.

There used to be a group of socialists who believed in UFO's and that a race must be socialist to be able to acheive inter-galactic travel and so we are therefore being visited by socialist aliens.
 
Sexy super seductive female aliens in thongs who seduces us into slavery where we become sex slaves for eternity...*enters dream world*
 
No alien thread is complete without stern mentioning a three breasted alien.


I'd want a cool octopus type alien to invade earth. My choice for this is because I've been toying around with the idea of a type of alien species much like this, that uses tentacles as its appendages, and operates space ship controls and stuff like a human slipping his hands up into a glove, making it entirely incompatible for human operation.
 
Whatever they are, they might fancy just irradicating us and being done with it. Or the Combine might be cool..
 
You fools. It turns out that we are the aliens!
 
You fools. It turns out that we are the aliens!

Gee,thanks Shamalan. Anyway, seeing as how Danny Glover and The Govenator are still alive: predators. Plus when you kill then you can pick up sweet loot. Old Pistol ftw.
 
Turns out that loot was only worth 4 space credits! Enough to buy a space sammich!

I swooped the space minigun from the space turtle's loot sack. Hell yeah.
 
Cat People.
Of course they would be chased across space and time by the nefarious Dog People.
 
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Alien aliens, who look like Aliens from Alien and Aliens - the movies.
 
If you think about it, why would they want to invade?

Technology? - If they they are advanced enough to get here they don't need it.
Natural resources? - We're doing a fine job of depleeting those. So by the time any aliens get here nothing will be left.
Slave labour? - If they are advanced enough to get here, I'm sure they also have a robotic workforce to do their bidding, so why bother with organic workers.
 
Insectoid things, Guerilla Warfare would probably suit me because I'm cowardly!
 
Predator aliens, (1000 years advance technology vs backwards humans :D)
 
Well if they still want to invade they better hurry the **** up or they'll get a face full of this:

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The kind that we can kill without me having to fight them.
 
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