What kind of aliens would you like to invade earth?

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Remus said:
If you think about it, why would they want to invade?

Technology? - If they they are advanced enough to get here they don't need it.
Natural resources? - We're doing a fine job of depleeting those. So by the time any aliens get here nothing will be left.
Slave labour? - If they are advanced enough to get here, I'm sure they also have a robotic workforce to do their bidding, so why bother with organic workers.
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Our planet could be in the way of a hyperspace bypass.
 
Maybe because the alien males are depleting so the alien females disguese themselves as human females and seduce us and then kill us after mating D:
 
I always think about how cool it would be if they invade and turn out to be 20 cm high, shooting water, hopping it will disolve us... I'd get a baseball bat and start my killing spree.

-dodo
 
...and then find out they consist out of 50 years of astronaut feces.

-dodo
 
'would you like to invade earth'

You say it as a good thing.

But I think the most interesting invasion would definatley be the Combine.
 
Sulkdodds said:
This. Which is pretty similar to what Solaris jokily said, but w/e.
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Difference is it would work for a post-scarcity society like the Culture, Solaris thinks it would work here and now.
 
Nah we wouldn't be close to Involved yet.
 
What's not to understand? I want a species smarter than us to teach us everything they know.

And I want them to be tasty because chicken is starting to bore me.
 
I would like to be invaded by a mysterious fleet that jumps into orbit without warning, it sends down strike craft, bombers, ground vehicles, and picks us apart, and only at the end of their conquest and subjugation do we discover the aliens are in fact humans in the employ of some mega corporations armed forces branch.

The truth hurts.

Earth is not the homeworld of humanity.

Humanity exists in every corner of the galaxy.

Humans are advanced.

We were just a neglected colony that managed to survive.

Were all now corporate property ofSubspace Energy, a backwards outpost of the corporation for mining the un-impressive but just worthwhile resources of our boring little solar system.


If that doesn't kick America in its balls and the words "Manifest Density" doesn't make it cry, then I'll be surprised.

I cant imagine any bigger killer to all Earthly ambitions.
 
^^ You've been watching too much Battlestar Galatica.

Nonsense, the Terran Empire shall reign supreme and no puny aliens will dare chalange us.
 
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