What kinda man are you?

[Tollbooth Willie]

basically from the belly button all the way down to past the butt and vagina, ends right before the thighs start

Lol. Vagina.

 

[MJ12]

Lol. Vagina.

vaginas friggin rule, vaginas are even better than penises (with an exception of bleeding) but vaginas have longer lasting orgasms, and better orgasms.

Sometimes I wish I HAD A VAGINA!!

 

[McGooTheWise]

Eh, if a person looks like a horse then I don't care how great their body is.

That would be a butterface.

She's got a nice ass, great boobs... *look up* but her FACE!

Butterface.

The whole package deal for me. And if you're not poking at... anything on your... Fireplace... :|

Then face would be a great addition. Just to show her off to other women, or w/e. I think mostly I notice the face a lot more than normal...

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

It's all about teh tits!

Spoiler

 

[mastag]

all about the scabs, baby.

 

[watermonster]

its what kind of MAN are you maria .... (no) ... GAH!@#!

Shhhh...

 

[Raziaar]

vaginas friggin rule, vaginas are even better than penises (with an exception of bleeding) but vaginas have longer lasting orgasms, and better orgasms.

Sometimes I wish I HAD A VAGINA!!

Well if you subscribe to that theory, perhaps you'd prefer a pig vagina. They're the kings(or queens?) of orgasms....

 

[Geogaddi]

You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.

But you do when you're poking the mantlepiece

Hmm.. the most meat is on the butt, but the legs are more tender and have a more delicate texture to them. So it depends on whether I need to survive on it for a long time, or if I just want a nice feast.

No idea why anyone has picked boobs, the things are full of fat people! Think about your cholesterol.

Oh lawd, I lol'd so hard.



On topic: For me, it's all about the shape of the hips/thighs/ass

 

[hydrometeor]

if the butt is good, then that means they're in good shape and everything else is likely fine

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

the shape of the hips/thighs/ass

Jaus.

 

[xcellerate]

Legs....especially when they're around my head my head so tightly I can't hear anything...

 

[Higlac]

Sometimes I wish I HAD A VAGINA!!

sigged for lol

Does 34d mean anything to you guys?

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

all about the scabs, baby.

D:

DO NOT WANT!!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

D:

DO NOT WANT!!!

Yes you do. Inside we all do...

 

[Higlac]

D:

DO NOT WANT!!!

lmao

I posted this in a joke thread a while ago.

Dont read it if you're squeamish.

Spoiler

One day after a hard ride a cowboy rides into a small cowtown and goes to the saloon. He's really horny, but completely broke, so he asks the bartender, "Are there any really easy girls around here, you know the free ones?" the bartender replies, "There is one, but you won't want her, her name is Scratchy Sally." The cowboy responds, "No, I want to f*ck anything with two legs right now." So the bartender shows him into one of the private rooms upstairs, and lying on the bed, completely naked is Scratchy Sally. The cowboy asks her, "Ok are you ready?" She nods yes and they start having sex. As they get started, he realizes that this is the absolute worst sex he's ever had, and he realizes why Sally got her nickname. She finally realizes that he is getting nothing from their encounter, so she goes into an adjacent room for about 10 minutes. When she comes back they start having sex again, and the cowboy enjoys it so much, it is the best sex he's ever had. When he is finally exhausted and can't continue, he asks her, "That was amazing! What did you do?" She responds, "I picked the scabs and let it pus and bleed a little."

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

Now I regret reading it. D:

 

[Kula Meenur]

OH SHI-

...i came

 

[Omega11]

Other, the curves, waist, and even just a bare area of skin. Even more so, is when she's wearin something exposing, but not too much =9

 

[cheddarrr]

Boobs!!

Epic Boobs!!

 

[Darkside55]

Lot of people joke that if you don't like the way a girl's face looks you can just put a paper bag over it. Two if she's really ugly. But how often do you carry paper bags around with you?

Much as I am constantly reminding everyone in my general vicinity that I WILL, indeed, HIT ANYTHING THAT MOVES (and I do say it quite often irl), I'd prefer if I could actually stare at her face for a few moments without feeling the urge to scrub my eyes with clorox.

After that I have no preference for any of those options, simply because my preference runs the gamut. Thick legs or sticks, delicious flat chest or Yulia Nova breasts, a booty that pops or a pancake, flat stomach or a paunch...I don't care, man. I'll hit anything that moves.

 

[evil^milk]

I'd have to go for the whole package... but I'm a real sucker for legs. Especially well proportioned legs, with pretty ankles and quasi-veiny (but not too veiny) feet. and I love it when chicks have the type of legs that when they walk, the lateral line on the outer part of the leg will sink in, and the calf will rise upwards slightly.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Some women are just pure pieces of art. And you have to put them on a pedestal and admire all their features.

 

[Ennui]

i love boobs... but a nice ass does not go amiss.

also, certain girls' lips tend to drive me crazy