What physical feature turns you off about yourself?

[Raziaar]

Too long of a list to feature here. Don't want to run up the forum bandwidth!

 

[MJ12]

I've been told that my facial features and body shape are femenistic. I am not sure if this is a compliment, but I take it as one!

 

[Druckles]

I've been told that my facial features and body shape are femenistic. I am not sure if this is a compliment, but I take it as one!

Your hair's pretty femenistic too. It's also probably the lipstick.

 

[Dynasty]

Hair...everywhere. Well not everywhere, but its still annoying being only 21 and having a hairy(ish) upper back. Drives me mad.

 

[noQ]

Probably my short stature and weird teeth.

 

[Cheomesh]

None. My least favorite feature about myself is my feets

 

[Stigmata]

My teeth are decently yellowed for whatever reason.

I have eczema so my skin is constantly dry.

I have spots all over my face. 15 at last count.

I can't stop biting my nails so my fingertips are disgusting.

That about covers it.

 

[CptStern]

sheesh you guys are too hard on yourselves ...didnt mean for this to become a whine fest

"I have girly hands"

"my ass should have it's own area code"

"I'm just ugly, even my momma says so"

"this-thing-on-my-neck-is-getting-bigger-and-the-doctors-have-said-I-have-3-weeks-to-live-help-me"

....bitch bitch bitch ...bitchwhinebitch!!!


perhaps more of you should have voted "pulse" ...I know I did, now who's up for a nice glass of koolaid, my own special recipe ..guarenteed to fix what ails ya! jesus on his space chariot awaits our arrival!




disclaimer: working late nights have made me delirious, shut up

 

[Slug Advisor]

I'll go with the pulse. I also dislike my dandruff-causing hair condition and my distustingly bulging knuckles.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I wear glasses. I'm not so vain as to give up my precious eyesight. If bitches don't like my glasses, screw 'em.

I do think, if I ever get the money, I will get laser eye surgery. Just too say I have

Out of the options on that poll, definatly the eyepatch one

 

[Phobie]

My freckles piss me off. I bite my nails. I'm short. My nose is small and weird.

 

[swiss]

i used to be self conscious about my nose which is big and jewish looking, but now i kinda love it.
The only thing that bothers me now is when i get a break out of spots.
Otherwise not much bothers me.
In the end , personality matters more than looks within a few minutes of talking to a girl.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I absolutely loathe my feet. They're all harbl. And my nose, it's like BAM! Everywhere!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Cormeh]

Acne around my mouth. I'm not exactly ugly, but christ on a bike, acne sucks. I'm 24. :|

 

[Cheomesh]

My freckles piss me off. I bite my nails. I'm short. My nose is small and weird.

Short women rock.

And so do freckles.

:|

 

[Smoke]

Teeth, eyes.

Got really bad teeth and I'm crosseyed.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I absolutely loathe my feet. They're all harbl. And my nose, it's like BAM! Everywhere!

-Angry Lawyer

Nah, chicks love bung noses (as far as I know). Makes you look like a movie star.

I've got a bit of a honker on me, actually. Probably my maori genes. That and some nasty blackheads I need to tend to.

 

[Emporius]

I've never really had a problem with acne, it's just that the ones I get are extremely painfu. I have this cream that I got from my doctor though that makes 'em disappear in like 2 days.

I hate my nose, too bumpy

 

[Hellrider]

Missing a few limbs and teeth

 

[watermonster]

Phobie, freckles are awesome in the awesomest way, and don't let anyone tell anyone different.

 

[Stigmata]

Phobie, freckles are awesome in the awesomest way, and don't let anyone tell anyone different.

This.

 

[ríomhaire]

My freckles piss me off. I bite my nails. I'm short. My nose is small and weird.

Don't worry. Someone on MSN told me that you're really hot

 

[Doppelgofer]

i'm a hairy bastard. doesn't bother me as much as it used to though, its only hair

 

[Shamrock]

Don't worry. Someone on MSN told me that you're really hot

Aww! Was that Stigmata?

He has a crush on her.

 

[Phobie]

Phobie, freckles are awesome in the awesomest way, and don't let anyone tell anyone different.

I wubbles Watermonster.

[edit] Shammy I thought he was crushing on you? Make up your damn mind Stiggy.

Ass rape it is, amirite?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

FRECKLES ARE ADORABLE. I wish I had them. :<

Anyway, I have stretch marks and that makes me angry because I've never been overweight. They're just there from normal growing. SO NOT EVEN FAIR.

Weird, neh? I have stetch marks on my hips and I've always been skinny as hell.
I'm also quite freckly. <.<

 

[Godron]

Enormous puffy fish lips. Other than that, I'm passable really.


I got stretch marks too (from normal growth), but I kind of like them, because they make it look like I've been flogged.

 

[Raziaar]

Enormous puffy fish lips. Other than that, I'm passable really.


I got stretch marks too (from normal growth), but I kind of like them, because they make it look like I've been flogged.

Rock star lips?

As for my mouth, I wish my mouth was larger. Some people I see have these mouths with lips that seem to spread so far. Mine are much smaller than that.

On a positive note, I can't open my mouth wide at all because of that, so forced blow jobs are out of the question if I ever get locked away in prison.

 

[Sheepo]

When I look at my naked body in a mirror my man parts make me sick

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Sick because they are insufficient or because they are man parts?

 

[Stigmata]

Don't worry little Corp'ral, everyone's man parts are hairy and brown

 

[Sheepo]

Sick because they are insufficient or because they are man parts?

A little of both I guess

But in reality I do have a big mole by left ear. It has hair and pulsates and tells me to do bad things. His name is Cornelius

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Look at what celebrity media overexposure is doing to people. Damn them! /shakefist

 

[Cavalry]

Glasses
Crew Cut hair (I really can't pull off any style though :<)
My Braces
Sweaty Palms

 

[Pesmerga]

SWEATY PALMS ARE SO HAWTTTTT

bawww

 

[Saturos]

Glasses are hawwwwwwwt.

"Ehhhh, heh beby! Do you like my glasses? Uhhh huh huh huh" -Butthead Yes, I wear glasses. I'm getting transition lenses soon too hopefully. My eyes are sensitive to bright sunlight.

 

[Raziaar]

I wear glasses. They're second nature to me now.

Though it's really been starting to bug me, that my right eye seems to be the prominent one. It sucks when you become aware that you're looking mostly through your right lens, and trying to compensate to get a healthier balance between the two is... ugh.

 

[delusional]

I wore glasses in 3rd grade. Never actually wore them, then I lost em. when I went to get new glasses they said i didn't need any. they make you wear glasses to screw up your eyes! its a conspiracy.

 

[Saturos]

I wear glasses. They're second nature to me now.

Though it's really been starting to bug me, that my right eye seems to be the prominent one. It sucks when you become aware that you're looking mostly through your right lens, and trying to compensate to get a healthier balance between the two is... ugh.

"Glasses aren't so bad. Except when you lose them you can't find them. You can't go swimming with them. Chicks won't go out with you. Ah fishsticks, I've depressed myself. I need to go lie down."

-Filburt

 

[Bad^Hat]

On a positive note, I can't open my mouth wide at all because of that, so forced blow jobs are out of the question if I ever get locked away in prison.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_smile