What retarded thing did you do today?

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Woke up. Went to bathroom. Got undressed. Had shower. Dried off. Got dressed. Looked at watch. 2.30 AM. Went back to bed.
 
I'd have to say the most retarded thing I've done all day was wake up.
 
Trying to explain humour to ericms
 
Accepting to go outside into the outside world. It's a bizarre concept. I'll give you feedback when I get back.
 
Woke up at 9 when my alarm went off, hit the snooze button, slept for 15 more minutes, alarm went off, hit the snooze button, and repeated the process until i finally decided to get up at 10:45.
 
Krynn72 said:
Woke up at 9 when my alarm went off, hit the snooze button, slept for 15 more minutes, alarm went off, hit the snooze button, and repeated the process until i finally decided to get up at 10:45.
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Heh, I do a similar thing quite often really.

This morning, for example, I had the alarm on my mobile phone set to 6:45. I woke up and set it to 6:50 (I wanted to lie in bed for a while longer, but didn't want to risk oversleeping). At 6:50 I decided that I won't be getting up for the morning lecture, that way I'd have to get to uni not at 8:30, but at 10:15, and set the alarm to 7:30.

Then 8:00.
Then 8:30.
I think. I don't remember.
 
I do it almost every day i have class (which has been six days a week the past 3 months). I found that I need to set my alarm for at least an hour and a half before I need to wake up, because after an hour and a half of waking up every 15 minutes, I finally get annoyed enough to get my ass out of bed.
 
There was a retarded thing I did *recently* (yesterday) in school, which got my teacher to offer the comment "Now that's sick.": We had the task to give an english description of what one sees and feels on his way back home.
I said "Nothing. Your eyes are constantly focused on the sweet car parked by the sidewalk (I'd actually wager for a pair of buttocks attached to a elsewise sexy female) until you run over a little annoying puppy which gets caught in your bike's tires (you're riding a bicycle here), jetisoning you off your arse and wrapping you around a baseballbat a stranger randomly standing in the street had inconviniently chosen to raise upon high."

Apart from that, for something you'd be afraid off riding back home I wagered "A sudden and complete perception of the infinity of time."

I got a lot of eyebrows for that one.

Seriously, infinity sometimes really does freak me out.
When I lay in my bed in my dark room without any proper task, I feel alone, lost and helpless and suddenly expirience that particular thought of how little your life is worth in comparison to INFINITY that follows your death.

And the most painful thing is to sensate that impression somebody was poking an icecone right into your forehead which follows these thoughts, and a weird tickly feeling around your testicles sometimes, oddly.


By that time I usually seek to be comforted by someone, holding his hand if I can etc.
Or just realizing how much my life is worth on the other hand, that I have to sensate and expirience sooo much and make the best out of it before my life goes to end and the torch turns dark.


FOREVER.
 
I apologized to a mannequin after knocking into it at a shopping center. Not only that, I once laughed loudly at a stark naked mannequin at everyone stared at me, well it had features everywhere. Apart from that, I've grabbed mannequins in the wrong places while trying to hold onto something and quickly pulled away, hoping no one has looked. I hate mannequins. That's probably the stupidest thing I've done but nothing to day no. :|
 
Screwing up my exams. Damn convergent series...
 
Just spilled boiling water all over my hand.
[edit] also just realised I made a coffee and don't have any milk.
 
Saw the bus stop I wanted to get off at but was too comfortable to reach forward and press the button. There was another stop just down the road and someone else pressed that one, so I got off there.
 
Samon said:
Saw the bus stop I wanted to get off at but was too comfortable to reach forward and press the button. There was another stop just down the road and someone else pressed that one, so I got off there.
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rofl.
 
Phobie said:
Just spilled boiling water all over my hand.
[edit] also just realised I made a coffee and don't have any milk.
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I made spag bog the other day and didn't have any cheese! It was a disaster! D:
 
Your mother.

I've actually not been too bad today. Although I doubt it will last for long.
 
Went to the hospital with my dad to visit my mum who had fallen off her bike (sorry for the Eastenders-esque rambling). We were waiting there for over an hour for her to be cleaned up and have a scan (she's okay, though). I hadn't even had breakfast.
 
I offered to substitute tutor for a class I took over a year ago. I'm looking at their homework, and I can't remember how to do it.
 
Put a forkful of baked beans into my mouth, ice cold. I forgot to heat them up.
 
Man... I just woke up.

That's the stupidest damn thing... I have ever done.
 
Am browsing HL2.net instead of revising my paper or studying for midterm. Damn youse guys!
 
Answered the phone and got asked to this high school prom.

I don't know what to do! I said I'd let her know later today. I feel like an ass! Hahaha
 
Shamrock said:
Answered the phone and got asked to this high school prom.

I don't know what to do! I said I'd let her know later today. I feel like an ass! Hahaha
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Tell her you have a date with various beautiful internet people on 'tha hl2.net, that should put her down gently.
 
Why wouldn't you go? I've seen enough American teen movies to know everyone gets laid at the prom.
 
Funny this thread shows up today.
I have been making a cup of (twinings) tea, and have twice gone to the fridge to get the milk out.

TWININGS DOESN'T EVEN NEED MILK!

So hilarious.
 
Milk ruins tea. Not only the flavor, but also the health beneficial aspects.
 
Raziaar said:
Milk ruins tea. Not only the flavor, but also the health beneficial aspects.
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How do you figure? What possible negative health impacts would skim milk have on your tea?

Lies and propaganda, I say.
 
Actually that is true, I read it in NEW SCIENTIST a while ago that milk takes away from any health benefits tea has.

However, don't get me started on how ****ed up milk is.
 
Phobie said:
Why wouldn't you go? I've seen enough American teen movies to know everyone gets laid at the prom.
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She has a boy. I am not the guy that gets laid at prom. Example: Last year's prom.

It would be awkward to attend when I'm the only graduate, and the rest are strangers. It would just be a completely awkward time.

BHC said:
She might be an uggo?
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Nah not an uggo. A little crazy but definitely not an uggo.
 
My girlfriend has drunken more milk in 5 years than I have my whole life, and she's still only 5'2. Guess what? Milk is a lie.
 
I love milk. I've drank 2% milk my whole life. When I was a tyke, I'd usually finish a gallon (3.79 Litres) in 2 days. The gallon challenge for an hour is easy, and I could probably kill a gallon in 30 minutes without repercussions.
 
I woke up next to a girl.
She has a boyfriend.


...what the f*ck was I thinking.
 
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