What retarded thing did you do today?

[Unfocused]

I woke up next to a girl.
She has a boyfriend.


...what the f*ck was I thinking.

Ooh, I bet you're gonna cry in the pillow tonight over this

 

[JNightshade]

Her boyfriend is a friend of mine, and a good man. He's never done me any harm... god, I really f*cked up.

 

[Phobie]

My girlfriend has drunken more milk in 5 years than I have my whole life, and she's still only 5'2. Guess what? Milk is a lie.

I am also that. I don't, and never have drunk (drank? Me no speaky English) milk.

 

[Unfocused]

Her boyfriend is a friend of mine, and a good man. He's never done me any harm... god, I really f*cked up.

OK, in that case that's indeed not funny anymore :|

 

[Tyguy]

I almost did a couple hours worth of work for nothing...

 

[Shamrock]

I am also that. I don't, and never have drunk (drank? Me no speaky English) milk.

You need it. It is amazing. I'm drinking a tall, cold glass right now.

It
is
perfect.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I guess its more rather what I will do tonight, which is procrastinate with work like I always do.

 

[Unfocused]

I am also that. I don't, and never have drunk (drank? Me no speaky English) milk.

What? It's such a basic... liquid and you haven't drank it? o__O

How about breast milk?

 

[Sam]

I love milk. I've drank 2% milk my whole life. When I was a tyke, I'd usually finish a gallon (3.79 Litres) in 2 days. The gallon challenge for an hour is easy, and I could probably kill a gallon in 30 minutes without repercussions.

\o/ I'm big on milk.

I regularly just drink 2 pints from a bottle on its own.

 

[Minister]

I only drink milk after I've finished my Coco Pops!

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Woke up at 5:30 and promised myself I would finish my paper before class at 9:00. Instead for some reason I browsed the internet and procrastinated for 3 hours and got nothing done. Now I have to turn in my paper late.

I could have at least got 3 extra hours of sleep.

 

[Phobie]

Actually I wasn't breast fed.

Also I hate milk. It is from a different species. What other animal drinks from the tits of another species? Creeps me the **** out. Plus it has pus in it.

 

[Sam]

Actually I wasn't breast fed.

Also I hate milk. It is from a different species. What other animal drinks from the tits of another species? Creeps me the **** out. Plus it has pus in it.

Sup, stumpy?

 

[Remus]

Also I hate milk. It is from a different species. What other animal drinks from the tits of another species? Creeps me the **** out. Plus it has pus in it.

By that logic you won't be eating any honey either eh?

Honey = bee barf LOL

 

[Raziaar]

I'm drinking soy milk right now.

I prefer it to cow milk taste.

Plus it has pus in it.

Milk is pasteurized.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Honey = bee barf LOL

LMAO

 

[Steven]

Posted when I should be getting ready.

 

[ailevation]

Actually I wasn't breast fed.

Also I hate milk. It is from a different species. What other animal drinks from the tits of another species? Creeps me the **** out. Plus it has pus in it.

I wasn't breast fed either.

But, I do like milk now that I have gotten accustomed to the taste. As a child I would gag and almost barf just by the smell of it. The only thing that gets in my way from enjoying milk occasionally is I get the runs from a glass, even if it's that watered down milk. Cereal would be a 50/50 depends on how much milk, but it's not as bad as it sounds.

Since I somtimes have this problem it simply amazes me watching people down so much milk... one glass, two, three even four . I'd shit for days.

 

[Dynasty]

Walked to Tesco (about 15 min walk), did the usual shop, had it all scanned, came to ?15 or so as usual, reached into my back pocket, smiled and walked off.

No wallet. Retard...

 

[Emporius]

I regularly just drink 2 pints from a bottle on its own.

bo..ttle?

I was supposed to shovel three driveways today over the course of the day, so of course I sat around in the morning lunch and after school eating, going on COD 4, and visiting HL2.net. All the snow piled up, and was sticky, so it sucked.

 

[Rashak]

within the last 24 hours I almost got hit while driving to school.

 

[Nomad]

Uh, let's see...
1)Woke up
2)Knocked over a desk by accident
3)Got knocked over, whacked my head on my locker and fell down on it in succession
4)Brother deleted the physics simulator I need for my science project
5)Tried to make a peanut butter n' nutella sammich(yum)and no nuttela
6)We ran out of lemonade
7)I'm still writing this list
8)Cerebellum almost fused from thinking about infinity
9)Took some guff from some retards at school because i'm muslim
10)Got stuck in the elevator
Well, that's my list.

 

[Sam]

bo..ttle?

I was supposed to shovel three driveways today over the course of the day, so of course I sat around in the morning lunch and after school eating, going on COD 4, and visiting HL2.net. All the snow piled up, and was sticky, so it sucked.

Plastic bottle of milk. Not the classic glass pint bottle.

2 pints of milk plus a freddo is ?1 exactly. WINNER.

 

[taviow]

Should be going to sleep right now and I'm here.

 

[Saturos]

Bought a dragon shirt.

KIDDING. Have to make that clear on that one.

:arms: Do you mind already?

Well, I almost did something retarded. Like post my favorite dragon shirt.

If I had, and people were to see it and negatively criticize it, everyone responsible for the negative slander would be cursed and melt like on that Indiana Jones movie.

Or worse, they'd wake up the next morning to find that their cock and balls have rotted off in their drawers.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hm...

Attempted to shave, realizing I had only a minute and a half to catch the bus. Ended up with another of many scars on my face after dashing out to the stop. Nothing like a bunch of people asking if I'm holding drugs to start off a morning, of course I said yes are you dense?! Fell asleep during Driver's Ed simulator.

Yeah.

 

[RyanG]

I was swimming at P.E. today and the clock on the wall read 3:13:37... I think I'm the only one at the pool that noticed anything.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Told my teacher that I was leaving early tomorrow, so I had to do my presentation first... Dunno wtf I was thinking...

 

[theotherguy]

Decided to take an English test instead of going to see Bill Clinton

 

[Raziaar]

Provided Echo effects in steam voice chat.

 

[Shamrock]

Provided Echo effects in steam voice chat.

That was one of the best times in Steam chat. Don't lie. You loved it.

 

[Raziaar]

That was one of the best times in Steam chat. Don't lie. You loved it.

It was funny. But only because you're a crazy person.

 

[Shamrock]

It was funny. But only because you're a crazy person.

Meet me then!


Pweeze!

 

[Unfocused]

Watched 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[Que-Ever]

Tried to bite my ear.

 

[Dekstar]

almost pondered why Que-Ever was suddenly a Muslim, when I realised Enzorr had stolen his avatar.