What sex you wanna have in the next life?

Skaadi · Apr 21, 2006

Pesmerga said:
**** off, pal.

*hugs*

Raziaar · Apr 21, 2006

Yeah nobody touches Skaadi or i'll rip you in ten and a half pieces with my bare hands.

Skaadi · Apr 21, 2006

Raziaar said:
Yeah nobody touches Skaadi or i'll rip you in ten and a half pieces with my bare hands.

huggies?

_Z_Ryuken · Apr 21, 2006

What if I am already ten and a half pieces? Will you leave me be?

Pesmerga · Apr 21, 2006

Only if you touch Skaadi in an manner she finds arrousing.

_Z_Ryuken · Apr 21, 2006

I can think of ten and a half ways to make that happen

Raziaar · Apr 21, 2006

Skaadi said:
huggies?

I touched you, even I am not safe from my own wrath!

<proceeds to rip himself into 10 and a half pieces. Obviously he finds it very difficult, but gets the job done... LIKE A MAN!>

Skaadi · Apr 21, 2006

Raziaar said:
I touched you, even I am not safe from my own wrath!

<proceeds to rip himself into 10 and a half pieces. Obviously he finds it very difficult, but gets the job done... LIKE A MAN!>

*sits back with popcorn*

_Z_Ryuken · Apr 21, 2006

Raziaar said:
I touched you, even I am not safe from my own wrath!

<proceeds to rip himself into 10 and a half pieces. Obviously he finds it very difficult, but gets the job done... LIKE A MAN!>

So you're the crazy that threw his detached penis at the 5-oh.

Pesmerga · Apr 21, 2006

I find it kind of funny the votes are split right down the middle.

_Z_Ryuken · Apr 21, 2006

Pesmerga said:
I find it kind of funny the votes are split right down the middle.

I find it funny 31 or more guys want to be split down the middle. :naughty:

CyberPitz · Apr 21, 2006

I vote Chicken plzktnx.

Pesmerga · Apr 21, 2006

_Z_Ryuken said:
I find it funny 31 or more guys want to be split down the middle. :naughty:

Haha, yeah. Hey, having homosexual thoughts is NOT bad. So long as you do not have anal sex with another man.

_Z_Ryuken · Apr 21, 2006

Pesmerga said:
Haha, yeah. Hey, having homosexual thoughts is NOT bad. So long as you do not have anal sex with another man.

What if said man is dressed like a beautiful woman, or a sailor scout?

Raziaar · Apr 21, 2006

_Z_Ryuken said:
What if said man is dressed like a beautiful woman, or a sailor scout?

Still has the body of a guy!

_Z_Ryuken · Apr 21, 2006

Raziaar said:
Still has the body of a guy!

What if he has the body of a woman?

Pesmerga · Apr 21, 2006

The only men I would enjoy having sex with is Johnny Cash and Angry Lawyer.

Skaadi · Apr 21, 2006

_Z_Ryuken said:
What if he has the body of a woman?

Then it would be a woman..............or a hermaphrodite

bbson john · Apr 21, 2006

Skaadi said:
Then it would be a woman..............or a hermaphrodite

I think a hermaphrodite should have both penis and vagina.

ComradeBadger · Apr 21, 2006

... fantastic?

Zephos · Apr 21, 2006

I expected the answers to this thread would be a far lot worse. Anyway, I would like to "try out" being female in the next life

Remus · Apr 21, 2006

Neither. I don't want to have another life

madog · Apr 21, 2006

How do you still have your body after you die?

_Z_Ryuken · Apr 22, 2006

madog said:
How do you still have your body after you die?

You get a new one, silly. Your soul goes to limbo and waits in the lobby until your new vessel can be prepared. :D

the_rebel_medic · Apr 22, 2006

hmm, Doggy Style, Missionary...Oh, Female, but only if I could remember what it was like being a guy, then I could compare the two and make an infromed decision about the life after that...twenty years in the future.

ríomhaire said:
So the only reason is for sex? I was thinking more along the lines of the 3 Ps:
periods, pregnancies, prejudice.

now, as for this, Pregnancies=w00t, come on, it would be an amazing experience...until child birth. Periods=a short period of time where you can be an absolute bitch and get away with it...plus an expirience. Prejudice=good money in a law suit.

bbson john · Apr 22, 2006

Redneck said:
Neither. I don't want to have another life

You want to be conveyed into vaccum of darkness and left in stasis for internity? That is going to be so boring that if you cannot do anything and you cannot even see or touch yourself.

the_rebel_medic said:
hmm, Doggy Style, Missionary...

I am sure your girlfriend must have been bored.

the_rebel_medic · Apr 22, 2006

<.< yea...Girlfriend...Thats right. IM FIFTEEN DUMBASS, TEH SIGIZOR. I live at home, and so does she

bbson john · Apr 22, 2006

I mean... you have to learn to fcuk the girl in a more various way so you can always kindle her orgasm.

Raziaar · Apr 22, 2006

bbson_john said:
I mean... you have to learn to fcuk the girl in a more various way so you can always kindle her orgasm.

All he needs is TCM!

:cheese:

kidding.

EDIT: Why do you keep bypassing the swear filter? Just say **** and be done with it.

bbson john · Apr 22, 2006

Raziaar said:
All he needs is TCM!

TCM is useful only if his penis un-erect-able, but that's is not the current case.

kidding, of course.

Remus · Apr 22, 2006

bbson_john said:
You want to be conveyed into vaccum of darkness and left in stasis for internity? That is going to be so boring that if you cannot do anything and you cannot even see or touch yourself.

Boring eh? I won't exist therefor I won't care about anything

Parlez · Apr 23, 2006

I really don't stop and think about these things personaly so I don't know what I would like to be in the after life.

Que-Ever · Apr 23, 2006

Male.

on a related note, I was trying to adjust my package with my hand (tight pants) and then my mom came in. I wonder what she's thinking.

bbson john · Apr 23, 2006

Redneck said:
Boring eh? I won't exist therefor I won't care about anything

I don't understand. Why can a person be able to imagine its own consciousness' annihilation? Objectively, annihilation of consciousness in death is reasonable, or even probably it is the truth. Subjectively, annihilation of consciousness is inconceivable. (Sorry for the poor and ambiguous description due to my limited vocabulary, you may not understand anyway.)

evil^milk · Apr 23, 2006

Que-Ever said:
Male.

on a related note, I was trying to adjust my package with my hand (tight pants) and then my mom came in. I wonder what she's thinking.

hahahaha

bbson john · Apr 23, 2006

Que-Ever said:
Male.

on a related note, I was trying to adjust my package with my hand (tight pants) and then my mom came in. I wonder what she's thinking.

Then she saw you are replying a threat with the word "sex" on it...

Mr-Fusion · Apr 23, 2006

Female. It'd be interesting to be ****ed by a big fat hard cock. I know you can experience that as a male, but the body is really not designed for it and it's just gay. Females are built for it.

sHaDdoW · Apr 23, 2006

Mr-Fusion said:
Female. It'd be interesting to be ****ed by a big fat hard cock. I know you can experience that as a male, but the body is really not designed for it and it's just gay. Females are built for it.

Secret fetish?

Its not as enjoyable as a man aswell <_<

mick_aka · Apr 23, 2006

I wanna be a tasty young strumpet in my next life, pretty much based solely on the fact I love breasts!

short recoil · Apr 23, 2006

Mr-Fusion said:
Female. It'd be interesting to be ****ed by a big fat hard cock. I know you can experience that as a male, but the body is really not designed for it and it's just gay. Females are built for it.

Mate are you gay or something? The way you said that i would presume you were.

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