What should I leave for my voicemail message?

[SpuD]

I just got a new cell phone, and I want something witty and clever to leave for the voice mail message, any suggestions?

 

[Danimal]

Do you know what Albinoblacksheep is? I don't know where but there is a flash of an Arnold Answering message that goes for like 5 minutes (You can use search for "Arnold's Pizza Shop")

Or, do something like this:

"Hello (Pause for about 10 seconds) Please leave a message after the beep"

People will talk to you in the 10 second moment. I got fooled by it once

 

[ailevation]

What cell phone you got? I got a Motorola V265, it's gay. My mommy promised me a v710 in January. Anyways my voicemail goes, "Hello, hello, hello... hey, what's up? I'm not here right now, i'm at your mom's house, leave me a message. K, k peace.

 

[Tr0n]

Leave a ****ing message after the beep and then I will be at your house....with a bat.

 

[Danimal]

"You have reached the phone of Sir Spudmen Spudism! Buy my godamn shirts!'

 

[SpuD]

Do you know what Albinoblacksheep is? I don't know where but there is a flash of an Arnold Answering message that goes for like 5 minutes (You can use search for "Arnold's Pizza Shop")

My friend already has that exact same one, and its like 70 seconds long

And the "hello *pause*" is so amazingly stupid.

 

[Glo-Boy]

The Hello and pause was awesome back when it was first concieved... in like 1993.

Here's the new awesome thing to do:

Hello? Who's this? Oh hey hold on one second I gotta score some cash. (Lower the phone so your voice is more distant) MUTHA****A GIMME THAT MUTHA****IN' MONEY *several gunshots* Oh shit, I gotta roll, leave me a message!!!

 

[Danimal]

lol, that one is funny Glo

 

[joule]

"Yeah, you know what to do."

 

[Stigmata]

Don't know if it's been done... most of my witty ideas were done like 20 years ago ... But you could try this:

"Hey, this is <your name>, I'm busy at the moment, but leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you. <pause> Shit... Where's the Stop button? What the... Oh here it --"

 

[bliink]

"I can't think of a voicemail message, so I had to ask someone on the internet and they gave me this exact sentence that I'm reading right now, I also gave them my credit card because they might be able to give me 1/12th of a Nigerian Prince's secret gold stash that was hidden during a civil war!"

 

[Danimal]

heh, pwned

 

[qckbeam]

"I can't think of a voicemail message, so I had to ask someone on the internet and they gave me this exact sentence that I'm reading right now, I also gave them my credit card because they might be able to give me 1/12th of a Nigerian Prince's secret gold stash that was hidden during a civil war!"

Ok, this one is mine. Hands off Spud.

 

[Danimal]

heh, pwned

 

[qckbeam]

Lot of pwnage in this thread

 

[Danimal]

heh, Owned

 

[ailevation]

:| Are you on crack? HAHA PWNED :cheers:

 

[qckbeam]

we went from pwnage, to ownage, and back to pwnage?!?!?


WTF MATES?!?!?!

Edit: I really miss some of the old threads..the ones we'd spam to hell and back during the night...


Go Go Icarus Milk ;(

 

[Danimal]

heh, Munrowned

 

[ailevation]

LMFAO! That dude was munrowned! Big up's to my A.D.D. lover BHC! BabyHeadCrab! Love me. Sex me. In Teh ButtZorZ.

 

[ComradeBadger]

"Hello is John there?" *beep*

 

[Huge Cohones]

The Hello and pause was awesome back when it was first concieved... in like 1993.

Here's the new awesome thing to do:

Hello? Who's this? Oh hey hold on one second I gotta score some cash. (Lower the phone so your voice is more distant) MUTHA****A GIMME THAT MUTHA****IN' MONEY *several gunshots* Oh shit, I gotta roll, leave me a message!!!

This is the one

 

[JFry]

Hi this is Spud, I'm in a meeting right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, address, date of birth, windows password, dental records, astrological sign, social security number, homework, favorite colour, shoe size, and a short message after the beep, I'll get back to you at my earliest convenience.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

"Leave a message after the beep *beep*

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.

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...hehe, ok this time its for real."


How about something like that? Its a play on the ole "Hello?" trick.
Or you chould just stick with

"Leave a message" Its so obvious, that nobody uses it.

 

[Glo-Boy]

Hold the phone down near your ass next time you have mexican food. Record the violent discharge. Hilarity will ensue once the caller figures out what he/she just listened to.

Fun for the whole family.

 

[Feath]

My friend, for reasons known only to herself, had a message "Hello, I'm not here right now because I'm having sex with your grandmother's cat. So leave a message".

She changed it after her mam left her a message saying "Well, Katherine, I'm sorry you're so busy, but could you ring me back as soon as possible please?"

 

[Shippi]

heh I was sick of getting voicemails from friends who are just messing around so I just played the Badger song for about a minute as my message.. but I ended up getting confused voicemails from relatives so I had to change it

 

[<RJMC>]

I also will like some help

I hav a cellphone but I dont know what to say for the voicemail
but I dont know.....nobody call me and dont call anyone

 

[Atomi]

"Sorry, wrong number..." If you say that when someone calls you, they'll get confused. More confused if you hang up after saying it.

 

[Ennui]

just repeat "PWNED" into the phone. The few people who know what it means will be amazed that you said it out loud.

 

[ailevation]

:cheers: Here's one.

"Hi, i'm not here right now... by the way go visit HalfLife2.net." Now, that's great advertisement.

 

[Fat Tony!]

"Hello? HELLO? I cant hear you speak up! I think my phones broke back in a minute I know how to fix this.... [2 minutes later] ah here we are, I think its fixed now, oh by the way please leave a message after the tone"

 

[Sui]

"Hello? HELLO? I cant hear you speak up! I think my phones broke back in a minute I know how to fix this.... [2 minutes later] ah here we are, I think its fixed now, oh by the way please leave a message after the tone"

LOL anyone waiting would be so angry if they realised it was a message

"I'm not here right now, but to show my apologies, i will sing you a song (corronation theme!!!).

laaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaa laaaaaa la la laaaaaaaaaa!
laaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaa laaaaaa la la laaaaaaaaaa!
laaaaaaa la la la laaaaaaaaaa!
laaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

That was nice. ONE MORE TIME!!!"

 

[Murray]

Do you know what Albinoblacksheep is? I don't know where but there is a flash of an Arnold Answering message that goes for like 5 minutes (You can use search for "Arnold's Pizza Shop")

That voice message is awesome!

 

[Mr.Wotsit]

How about something saying:

"By leaving a message on this phone, you agree to the terms and conditions that may be found on www.maxiscool.com."

I hate when people leave voicemail - means you have to phone the bloody thing up and listen to some electronic woman tell you what to do. WHO IS SHE TO QUESTION ME!!?!?

 

[el Chi]

"Yeah, you know what to do."

Yeah, no-one sounds like a c*nt with that as their message.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

This is Jerry Maguire. Show me the message! Show me the message!!!


On a more original slant, record various beeps, and then play them in sequence while repeatedly yelling WHICH ONE'S THE REAL BEEP?!

 

[Maxi]

How about something saying:

"By leaving a message on this phone, you agree to the terms and conditions that may be found on www.maxiscool.com."

Hah. That is awesome! I gotta use that

The names Max, btw

 

[SpuD]

I want to use "Im too busy having sex with your mother, leave a message"
But I don't think a lot of people would like that.

 

[Tr0n]

I want to use "Im too busy having sex with your mother, leave a message"
But I don't think a lot of people would like that.

Who cares...use it!