What should I put in my blender?

[J_Tweedy]

Some Art thread just reminded me...
I just got a shiny new blender/ milkshake maker- never had one before \o/

What should I put in? Favourite recipes please.

 

[Dog--]

Ice, Vinilla (sp?) ice cream, Pure Vinilla (or vinilla extract), 3 teaspoons of sugar.

It's a good vinilla milkshake!

EDIT: Oops! can't forget the milk!

 

[Ennui]

milk, ice cream, chocolate sauce = super milkshake

shit. ennui lacks ice cream and therefore is about to drive to burger king at 2:30 AM to get a milkshake because you made him hungry.

 

[15357]

lettuce, grass, salt, broccoli.

OR

Bananas, ice cream, milk, sugar, chocolate sauce.

 

[Raziaar]

Your hand! Ok so that won't be that great.

 

[wildchild730]

Your hand! Ok so that won't be that great.

But it tastes heavinly!

 

[Kamikazie]

Strawberries, milk, ice, sugar and vanilla ice cream makes a kickass strawberry milkshake!

 

[Danimal]

Children and thumbs.

 

[Zephos]

Bacon and eggs, though I haven't tried it myself...it could be an interesting mushy combo.

 

[Thread]

evil^milk, 3 teaspoons of chocolate, one banana, a large glass of milk.

 

[Dog--]

That would be good, but wouldn't you turn evil^?

 

[Jangle]

Has anybody said your penis yet?

I suck at making milkshakes and stuff, I don't know why

 

[Remus]

lettuce, grass, salt, broccoli.

Grass?! This should be for cows only unless you mean a different type of grass:naughty: .

 

[Lucid]

1 cup of vanilla yogurt, two scoops of vanilla ice cream, two cups of frozen* blueberries, 10 ounces of milk, 1 tsp of vanilla extract, 3 packets of artificial sweetener(gives it a kick.), and a shot of brandy.

Blend on highest setting. <3

*Blueberries must be frozen for maximum goodness.

 

[Jangle]

1 cup of vanilla yogurt, two scoops of vanilla ice cream, two cups of frozen* blueberries, 10 ounces of milk, 1 tsp of vanilla extract, 3 packets of artificial sweetener(gives it a kick.), and a shot of brandy.

Blend on highest setting. <3

*Blueberries must be frozen for maximum goodness.

I have all those things! I'm going to do that right now.

 

[15357]

Grass?! This should be for cows only unless you mean a different type of grass:naughty: .

*Looks up urbandictionary*

AH, ha! :O

forgot 'coke'.



NOTE: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IN ANY WAY IF YOU DO TRY THIS, EITHER OUT OF CURIOSITY OR PURE IDIOCITY.

 

[Lucid]

I have all those things! I'm going to do that right now.

I'm drinking one right now n_n... it should make enough for about 3 / 4 people, depending on cup size.

It tastes like blueberries and cream <3

 

[MiccyNarc]

I suck at making milkshakes and stuff, I don't know why

Has anybody said your penis yet?

That's why.

 

[Razor]

When i try to do something with my chocolate protein shakes by adding stuff to it, it always seems to taste like vomit...

 

[Shakermaker]

Tin of coconut milk, two scoops of vanilla icecream, and ice cold milk. Add a shot of Bacardi for added effect.

When in Asia, try a Bhang Lassi if it's on the menu. It's a yoghurt shake laced with grass (the Urban Dictionary kind). You get beaucoup dinky dao but it's a lot of fun.

EDIT Found a recipe:

Ingredients

• 1/2 ounce cannabis
• 1 cup water
• 2 cups warm whole milk
• 1 pinch garam masala
• 1 tablespoon coconut milk
• 1 tablespoon chopped almonds
• 1/8 teaspoon powdered ginger
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon grenadine

Directions
Bring the water to a boil in teapot. Add the cannabis and brew for 7 to 10 minutes, then strain. Slowly grind the strained cannabis with 2 tablespoons of milk. Repeat this process several times. Strain the milk into a seperate bowl and set aside. Add a little more milk to the strained cannabis and grind it together with the almonds. Repeat this several times. Discard the cannabis and pour the milk, coconut milk, grenadine, and boiled water into one container. Add the ginger, sugar, and garam masala and stir. The chill the Lassi in the fridge.

Use an old teapot unless you want your house to smell like cannabis every time you want coffee. It will also smell a lot when you are brewing. This is a drink that the novice user should avoid, especially if you dislike the effects from eating cannabis.

 

[Loc-Dog]

Sorry, but thats not gonna work. Putting your weed in boiling water doesnt do anything except get it wet.

Put it straight into milk instead. The milk will absorb all that tasty THC, but water will not. Fattier milk = better absorbation.

 

[Shakermaker]

Sorry, but thats not gonna work. Putting your weed in boiling water doesnt do anything except get it wet.

Put it straight into milk instead. The milk will absorb all that tasty THC, but water will not. Fattier milk = better absorbation.

Errr no. THC isn't in the plant itself but in the oil-like resin that's on it. By cooking it, the resin mixes with the drink. Afterwards you can filter out the plant bits.

 

[Danimal]

Let's not turn this into a weed argument, please?

 

[Dalamari]

Your genitals

 

[Element Alpha]

The best milkshakes are those without icecream. Adding icecream to it is only needed to cover up for bad ingredients.

Just use cold milk, a little vanilla sugar, honey, a very tiny bit of cenamen (not seemen!) and add a fruit to give it a specific taste, like banana, strawberries or other types of berries.

Again, icecream shouldn't be required unless your fruits are tasteless.

 

[Danimal]

I use ice-cream to make a milkshake thicker.

 

[gick]

1.5 pinapples
2 bananas
2 apples
coconut milk

Experiment with quantites to get the desired consistency/flavour.

 

[ríomhaire]

Short Recoil

 

[Qonfused]

Rim-Fire.

 

[ríomhaire]

Rim-Fire.

DO NOT CLICK!

 

[Parlez]

OHHH! Here is a good time to tell my joke!

What is Green and Red that goes 60 mph?

Scroll down to see the answer!

































A frog in a blender!

 

[Qonfused]

lol

 

[Reginald]

The blender I have won't spin UNLESS the top is secured on. Damn safety measures. It did darn confuse me for the first... 30 minutes of owning it.

 

[Loc-Dog]

Errr no. THC isn't in the plant itself but in the oil-like resin that's on it. By cooking it, the resin mixes with the drink. Afterwards you can filter out the plant bits.

THC are infact the molecules that, along with many other weaker molecules, get you ****ed up. THC is everywhere in the plant, and it's fat soluable. Thats why it stays in your bodyfat for a while after you smoke.

So fatty milk solves the THC much better than plain water. Otherwise its just a waste.

 

[Shamrock]

I am a milkshake gawd.

I am a smoothie gawd.

I am the gawd of the blenders.

I can make anything. My favorite would have to be an orange julius. Oh so good. I like to put in secret flavoring to give it an awesome kick. Everyone wants more when I'm done.

You will not get a recipe out of me.

 

[JNightshade]

1/2 ounce cannabis

That's a LOT of weed for a milkshake thing

Anyway, just put a lot of booze and icecream in. You don't need the details to know it'll be delicious :thumbs: