What smells better, ear wax or shit?

[Xendance]

Yesterday I had my finger in my ear and out came wax so I gave it a good sniff. It smelt incredibly nice, so asked a few other people what they thought about it and they said it smelt horrible.

Then I remember smelling my shit when it was all runny, and how awful it was. I came to the conclusion ear wax smells better.

I'd like to know others opinions.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I honestly can't say I've ever smelt my own ear wax. But shit smells sufficiently horrible, even if everyone is a bit partial to their own brand, so I'ma go with that.

In terms of awful smells though, bellybutton funk has them both beat.




Also, what?

 

[Unfocused]

Dude, what?

Earwax. It doesn't reek, it's only got a specific smell.

 

[Tyguy]

earwax is ok, but you cant draw with earwax, can you?

 

[Sliver]

You went around with earwax on your finger and shoved it in other people's faces?


Also, it does smell better, even if I've never smelt it. I imagine it can't be worse than shit.

 

[Tyguy]

what about buttwax, that stuff will kill ya

 

[God]

god favors shit.
not real shit of course, i mean in terms that whenever something smells good, you mortals refer to shit. such as:
"Hey, that marajuana is some gooooood shit..."

 

[Xendance]

No, I asked people on MSN if their ear wax smells better.

 

[Asknoone]

god favors shit.
not real shit of course, i mean in terms that whenever something smells good, you mortals refer to shit. such as:
"Hey, that marajuana is some gooooood shit..."

Now why, Minty, do you need this account?

 

[Xendance]

Now why, Minty, do you need this account?

Ninja edit.

 

[Bad^Hat]

This poll reeks of win.

 

[Tyguy]

This poll reeks of win.

among other things

 

[Xendance]

Seriously, why try and make Halflife2.net look like it gets 15,000 people visiting my threads?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Obviously, that was the intention.

 

[Asuka]

Lovely.

 

[L3N!N]

This poll reeks of win.

And slightly melted earwax.

 

[Lucid]

Your mother.

 

[Druckles]

15,000 isn't even a special number.

But at least it's not a special number with an extra vote.

 

[Gorgon]

haha Xendance's threads 15000 votes lol somone hacked the poll

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Okay, I've nevcer felt like smelling either.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Now why, Minty, do you need this account?

Wait, thats minty?


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

 

[highlander]

i didn't know earwax had a smell 0_o

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Earwax smells horrible, and...I am almost ashamed to tell you guys this...but it tastes awful too...

 

[God]

Earwax smells horrible, and...I am almost ashamed to tell you guys this...but it tastes awful too...

for that, i condemn you to eternal damn-nation.
im serious Dave thats sick.

 

[Xendance]

You all suck. It smells nice and you know it.

Even better than my threads.

 

[Druckles]

Bellybuttons stink.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

you make me sick

 

[Saturos]

Even better than my threads.

Your clothes stink? Don't you have a washing machine?

you make me sick

Looking at your screename in dumb threads like this makes me LOL. Makes me wonder what kind of "advice" a slug advisor would give to the OP.

Futhermore, Picard is really a combine advisor? wtf?! TRAITOR!

 

[Seppo]

can't say either of them smells better than the other. you should've asked which one smells worse.

and the answer would be, at least in my case, ear wax. because my shit doesn't stink. years of practice my friends. i can now take a shit anywhere without feeling embarassed because of the smell.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I hate this place right now.

 

[The Monkey]

Earwax doesn't smell anything, what are you guys talking about?