What superpowers do you have?

[PJ]

I have the incredible ability to pop my fingers thousands of times each day.

So far nothing has come of it, but I'm fairly sure all the friction over time is being used to power the generator of a powerful device somewhere.

its called arthritis. not exactly a device, but still powerful.

 

[Raziaar]

its called arthritis. not exactly a device, but still powerful.

My superpower has also drastically reduced my grip strength too.

 

[PJ]

yeah it has done that to me, and i dont even click much

also, i know how to find your super hero name-

{word to describe your love life + a yellow item near you + man/woman}

just use this simple code.

i am nonexistant school atlas man.

 

[Mech Man]

yeah it has done that to me, and i dont even click much

also, i know how to find your super hero name-

{word to describe your love life + a yellow item near you + man/woman}

just use this simple code.

i am nonexistant school atlas man.

Thats a lame way to get a super hero name. Using that I am aparantly "shitty woman man" when I wanted to be "Super duper man".

 

[PJ]

Thats a lame way to get a super hero name. Using that I am aparantly "shitty woman man" when I wanted to be "Super duper man".

how can you love life be shitty when you have a yellow woman next to you?

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[Mech Man]

The yellow woman in question is a picture of Marge Simpson on my calendar :|

 

[Raziaar]

I am non-existent prepared mustard-stained plate man!

how can you love life be shitty when you have a yellow woman next to you?

I'm sure the only way a girl is going to be yellow if she's made out of yellow plastic. Blow up doll!

 

[PJ]

I am non-existent prepared mustard-stained plate man!



I'm sure the only way a girl is going to be yellow if she's made out of yellow plastic. Blow up doll!

or jaundice. but that generally in premature babies...

 

[Stigmata]

My superpower is being able to fall into a deep, days-long, near-suicidal depression at the drop of a hat.

 

[Reginald]

Just discovered I can taste rejection.

 

[Raziaar]

Just discovered I can taste rejection.

It's coppery with a hint of lime rind, huh?

 

[CrazyHarij]

I have synesthesia.

 

[Dekstar]

It's coppery with a hint of lime rind, huh?

I thought it tasted like ass.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Strombolicock.

 

[Aspe]

Thats a lame way to get a super hero name. Using that I am aparantly "shitty woman man" when I wanted to be "Super duper man".

At least you're not Stagnant Banana Man.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I take offense to that one you ****er.

 

[nipples]

Just discovered I can taste rejection.

I can get rejected without even making a proposal.

 

[Aspe]

I take offense to that one you ****er.

I shouldn't worry; it looks as if the love life of those bananas in your avatar is far from stagnant. Unless there's some other association you have with the fruit that I've missed.

 

[Mech Man]

It is obviously banana rape. A serious yet little reported house hold disturbance. It usually not reported often because the banana on the receiving end of the rape is too scared to come forward and report it , so please , help raise awareness for banana rape.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I can make women orgasm just by looking at them a certain way. I don't use it often, because it's unfair to the rest of the human race.

Teach Me :cheers:


My mates call me 'batman', guess why?

Actually according to this

What is your super power?Your Result: Time Control


You can control time with your mind. Although this power is very dangerous, you are very responsible, and know when it's wrong to use them. You are a born leader, strong, and very honorable. You care about a lot of people, and a lot of people look up to you. Controlling time is a very important job, and only the wise and understanding can obtain it. Use it poorly, and existence as we know it would collapse. One of your greatest weaknesses may be your good will. Hard to believe, yes, but too much of anything can be a bad thing. Remember to ration your good choices. Sometimes, the ends justifies the means.
Telekenesis

Gadgets

Hydrokenesis

Electrokenesis

Invisibility

Plasma Blasts

Pyrokenesis

 

[Mech Man]

My mates call me 'batman', guess why?

Cause you have a boyfriend called Robin?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

help raise awareness for banana rape.

THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERIchar

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

At least you're not Stagnant Banana Man.

I have a lot of yellow things in my room.

Here are three.

Low-priority Tonic-Man
Low-priority Much Ado About Nothing Man
Low-priority Coaster Man


This is possibly the best* list of superhero names I've thought of.
*Worst

 

[Aspe]

^ Hahah. Fantastic.

Low-priority Much Ado About Nothing Man. I should like to see whatever logo is emblazoned upon his costume.

 

[Sledgehammer]

Overblown Balls Man
Colorful Aerial Man

 

[Acepilotf14]

I can retain information for years.
Which is why I never have to study for tests.

 

[Sledgehammer]

I can retain information for years.
Which is why I never have to study for tests.

It's not unusual.

I'm very, very good at creative writing. Not experienced enough with English yet to do anything great with this language yet though.

 

[Mech Man]

I can retain information for years.
Which is why I never have to study for tests.

I can remember my second birthday. I always thought it was my third until I was recently told it was my second after I described it.

 

[Sledgehammer]

I can remember my second birthday. I always thought it was my third until I was recently told it was my second after I described it.

That's not what he's talking about. Everyone is capable of remembering single events, even if it was a very long time ago. He's talking about being able to contain a large amount of information until the moment when he needs it.

 

[Mech Man]

Right yes , should have re-read it. Well even so I can remember a majority of things that have happened since my second birthday. Sometimes I can even remember what day the event happened and at what time. E.G when I was three I lost a balloon on a tuesday at roughly 3:15 PM and I am told that is quite accurate.

I can also cause necrosis on touch.

 

[JNightshade]

Absurdly long tongue, ability to charm anyone with song, and above all the power of wicked awesome facial hair.

 

[Raziaar]

Absurdly long tongue, ability to charm anyone with song, and above all the power of wicked awesome facial hair.

Can't charm me! But yes those other two things, definitely.

 

[JNightshade]

Babe, I could have you naked with a single Al Green song.

 

[nipples]

My mates call me 'batman', guess why?

A scientific experiment successfully combined you and a bat?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hmm. I'm either Boring Box Man or Routine Hawk Is Howling Man.

It's possible my superpower is to have hardly any yellow objects in my room.

EDIT: Also, I'm afraid these are much funnier when you don't know where they come from.
EDIT2: Also, I kid. It's pretty great. I just liked the idea of 'boring box man'. In truth the word I would use would be 'nice'.

 

[Hurricane]

Apparently I'm Pitiful Dog-food Bowl Man

 

[ríomhaire]

I'm [strike]Frequent[/strike] Getting-****ed-at-least-twice-a-week Thumbtack Man.

Edited for Veggifag

 

[Vegeta897]

How does "frequent" describe a love life.

Frequently what?

 

[Raziaar]

How does "frequent" describe a love life.

Frequently what?

How doesn't it. Unless you're going to get into semantics, it describes it just fine.

 

[Vegeta897]

Frequently having sex? Frequently meeting girls? Frequently getting dumped? Frequently going out on dates?

It could have meant any of those things.