What tank really needs...

[Pesmerga]

The tank is only really dangerous when there are other boss Infected around ready to get you when the tank cuts you off from the rest of the group.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Smokers are the worst. They can take you without anybody else noticing.

 

[nurizeko]

I think the Tank needs a nice bowler hat and bow tie.




Or maybe a pimp hat, it'll seem more apt come getting owned to the floor by him.


Tank:"BITCH WHERES MY MONEY!?"

Zoey:"I'll get it for you I just need a little more time! *sadfaice*"

Tank:"AW LOOK WHAT U MADE POPPA TANK GO AN DO NOW!!"
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

 

[Eejit]

A monocle should suffice.

And GordonMan if you're playing with decent ppl, they'll notice.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

You tell me! I always end up with a uber pro who keeps running ahead and 2 newbs chatting on mic. And the pro is always Zoey.....

 

[Slime]

The witch is very easy to kill when you know how. Also, if she kills the person who startles her, she'll usually run around randomly shrieking for a bit before attacking anyone else.

A witch will normally only kill her disturber and then flee. If she attacks someone else, there is some serious harassment going on... better get out of the way in time.

 

[nurizeko]

You tell me! I always end up with a uber pro who keeps running ahead and 2 newbs chatting on mic. And the pro is always Zoey.....

Lonelygamernerdlol.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Wut? Who? Me? Why?

 

[Pesmerga]

Shut up stupid.

 

[Sam]

A witch will normally only kill her disturber and then flee. If she attacks someone else, there is some serious harassment going on... better get out of the way in time.

Generally if the witch gets disturbed and isn't killed in one hit, she'll take one person down (incap or death depends on difficulty really), and everyone else will shoot the shit out of her. This is just my experience.

Sneaking up on her and blowing your load into the back of her skull is pretty easy once you know how.

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

This is what the tank needs. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H8bUjBGRioU