What The f*ck!?

i wish it wasnt true but it really really is

the ladies love a bastard. youre gonna be knee deep in pussy now.
 
Wow -- if this thread was even remotely serious,
I'd consider giving a seriously remote answer.
 
OP, you have two choices, two painfully simple choices. Now I noticed your not American (foreigner) so I'll try to explain as best I can to you in the simplest language I know how:

- Don't give a shit.
- Push him down, grab his legs, spread 'em out, and stomp him in the nuts.
 
Hmmm... suck it up cupcake, you've got a reputation to maintain now.
 
- Don't give a shit.
- Push him down, grab his legs, spread 'em out, and stomp him in the nuts.
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Maybe where not getting the full picture -- for all we know, the thread author could have his own obnoxious habits. And, maybe because his friend didn't want to approach him about it, he thought of an awkward way to disconnect the relationship temporarly, ableit, not a very mature one.
 
K e r b e r o s said:
Maybe where not getting the full picture -- for all we know, the thread author could have his own obnoxious habits. And, maybe because his friend didn't want to approach him about it, he thought of an awkward way to disconnect the relationship temporarly, ableit, not a very mature one.
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Sorry, I already made up my mind irregardless of the "facts" or "other circumstances".
 
Sorry, I already made up my mind irregardless of the "facts" or "other circumstances".
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Well, if you won't be changed, then IT'S A SPANKEN FOR THE LOT OF YOU!
 
Well, thanks for the serious responses everyone. but I've decided he's not worth my time, if he won't even talk too me. I really don't care about him anymore he is being a complete wanker , also, Que, i demand you come here. Right now.
 
highlander said:
Alrighty hl2.net. prepare for a story...well...short story anyway, :)


My friend and II were really close, and all that shit right, then one day, I find out he is telling EVERYONE at my school, I'm a huge sexist (Which I'm not) i ask him why he is lying too everyone, and he simply says he hates me, me being confused think about what I could of done too provoke this. I couldn't think of a thing, I later found out he was trying too hate me for a very long time, and was trying too find a reason, he couldn't find one. So instead, he goes around calling me a sexist too pretty much my whole school :\ :hmph: :sleep:

TLDR? Friend is telling everyone I'm a sexist, Whcih I'm not. He is being dead serious about it too.

so hl2.net, should i just ignore this guy? or say something too him? and if so, what?
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you ****ing did SOMETHING. People don't just hate people for no reason, whether it be osmosis from their circle of friends, or that the person did something directly harmful or insulting to them, there's always a reason.

Opinions don't just appear...

What makes you think that he's only hating you because he wants to?

Confront him, see what he has to say, and only THEN do you decide to ignore his ass. I mean, ****, you may as well try to rectify things.
 
My good friends are starting to ignore me since we're not int he same class anymore

me sad.

Anyway be nice to your friend.
 
you ****ing did SOMETHING. People don't just hate people for no reason, whether it be osmosis from their circle of friends, or that the person did something directly harmful or insulting to them, there's always a reason.

Opinions don't just appear...

What makes you think that he's only hating you because he wants to?
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EX-****IN-XACTLY. ^^ Dun worry, you're not pregnant with my buhbies ...

... yet. ;)
 
I can't think of anything that would of pissed him off, but then again, i don't really care now.
 
You might not have done anything, maybe he's just destined to be your enemy. Everyone on earth has had that one 'friend' who's your best bud until he/she suddenly starts some shit out of the blue. You think you're cool with them but they're secretly biding their time until they can enact some sinister plan against you. Happens to everybody. It's some kind of hate trigger.

I'd say that maybe he's your nemesis, but his plan sucked and he's only motivated "because he hates you." In your life he's probably only destined to be a minor villain. Well, chin up, don't worry about stupid rumors in highschool. They'll be inconsequential once you find your real archenemy.
 
Knock him up then refuse to pay for an abortion.

That's what I did to my arch-nemesess.
 
Irksome said:
Sorry, I already made up my mind irregardless of the "facts" or "other circumstances".
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Son of a bitch. I thought everyone knew by now that this made-up word makes no sense.

Sulk's advice is the best advice.
 
Que-Ever said:
Hey, I can come down to Australia, beat the shit out of highlander's friend, and move lovin' to skaadi, AND get a free kangaroo. win-win-win.

btw, BUT LESBIAN.
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Remember that conversation we had in which I convinced you I actually did not have a penis? Yeah..we need to talk...

But! As has been said, you need to confront the prick about it. If all goes well, that's that. If not, you need to find better company.
 
Darkside55 said:
You might not have done anything, maybe he's just destined to be your enemy. Everyone on earth has had that one 'friend' who's your best bud until he/she suddenly starts some shit out of the blue. You think you're cool with them but they're secretly biding their time until they can enact some sinister plan against you. Happens to everybody. It's some kind of hate trigger.

I'd say that maybe he's your nemesis, but his plan sucked and he's only motivated "because he hates you." In your life he's probably only destined to be a minor villain. Well, chin up, don't worry about stupid rumors in highschool. They'll be inconsequential once you find your real archenemy.
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You been watching Unbreakable or something?
 
highlander said:
Well, thanks for the serious responses everyone. but I've decided he's not worth my time, if he won't even talk too me. I really don't care about him anymore he is being a complete wanker , also, Que, i demand you come here. Right now.
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BRB australia

Skaadi said:
Remember that conversation we had in which I convinced you I actually did not have a penis? Yeah..we need to talk...
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D:
 
highlander said:
Alrighty hl2.net. prepare for a story...well...short story anyway, :)


My friend and II were really close, and all that shit right, then one day, I find out he is telling EVERYONE at my school, I'm a huge sexist (Which I'm not) i ask him why he is lying too everyone, and he simply says he hates me, me being confused think about what I could of done too provoke this. I couldn't think of a thing, I later found out he was trying too hate me for a very long time, and was trying too find a reason, he couldn't find one. So instead, he goes around calling me a sexist too pretty much my whole school :\ :hmph: :sleep:

TLDR? Friend is telling everyone I'm a sexist, Whcih I'm not. He is being dead serious about it too.

so hl2.net, should i just ignore this guy? or say something too him? and if so, what?
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Spread a rumor that he's a Sexton.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sexton

That will teach him.
 
trust me on this one...just don't waste the time or energy on the guy, I've had something similar happen to me... it's not worth it trying to get it to work, just move on.
 
Darkside55 said:
You might not have done anything, maybe he's just destined to be your enemy. Everyone on earth has had that one 'friend' who's your best bud until he/she suddenly starts some shit out of the blue. You think you're cool with them but they're secretly biding their time until they can enact some sinister plan against you. Happens to everybody. It's some kind of hate trigger.

I'd say that maybe he's your nemesis, but his plan sucked and he's only motivated "because he hates you." In your life he's probably only destined to be a minor villain. Well, chin up, don't worry about stupid rumors in highschool. They'll be inconsequential once you find your real archenemy.
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*weeps*

We were friends for five years.
 
Just get a bunch of child pr0n, download it to his PC, call cops.
 
Does he know what "sexist" means

You could always tell everyone he is a sadist, for instance he chucks bricks onto the heads of rabbits and set alight cats
 
You should tell him to **** right off. What kind of friend lets friendship diminish with no reason?

That's what I'd do. Last night I got together with a friend I hadn't seen in years, and it was great. We called each other best friends since 3rd-ish grade, and when we got together, it made so much sense.

You might choose not to speak to him right away. Either way, try not to feel too bad about it. I think the responsibility of such selfishness resides in your friend. Don't let it become something you think about every day, just go and hang out with your other friends (or here) and sooner or later he'll come around.
 
steal his pet > get shovel > break open pavement > put pet under pavement > make photo > put pavement ontop of pet > slide photo through letterbox of friend > demand randsom for location of buryed pet.

-dodo
 
Are you sure you didnt have some sort of falling out that could have spurred him to dislike you. Or maybe he thinks your gay and you want bumsech.
 
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