what the hell is up with highschool girls

[BabyHeadCrab]

I have alot of girls i'm close to at school (as a friend only of course) and it's come to my attention that all highschool women are completely psycho. They generally fit into these categories

1. I act like everything is happy but in reality hate myself, every once and awhile I break down and tell you but otherwise in guinenly fake and happy

2. I an genuinly uninterested in talking to you but will come to you for help if I feel bad about a guy I like doing drugs or saying something mean, I have low self-esteem and break down at least once a week but dont really talk about

3. I am terribly unhappy and will talk about it any chance I get, I act happy in front of peers I want to impress but when I get home I cut myself.. I wish I would die but I put on a show all the time

we all: intentionally go after the jackasses because we enjoy the pain they put us through and bitching about them to Sh4mp00 on the phone in tears wondering why people are so mean when all I do is intentionally hunt down mean self-esteem damaging men because im a masochist and hate life.. I refuse to go for nice guys who actually care about me because they are who I bitch too

guys:... I <3 boobs

I end up being this support guy for all these damaged girls and it's getting effing annoying! sometimes I just want to be like shut the **** up! or we all have our problems.. ugh too many attention whores

 

[Mr-Fusion]

hmm girls sound like retards.

They're really only good for porn.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

:cheers: :cheers:

 

[Ghost Freeman]

They're really only good for porn.

QFE 6ch

 

[Tr0n]

Ugh...This thread reminded me one of the reasons why I left high school. :| Damn immature kids....

 

[Kangy]

I've had all three of those turn me down.

All I'm currently doing to anyone I see fitting into those categories is be as nasty as I possibly can. Like when they gave me a Christmas card.

"What the hell is this for? **** off!"

 

[Razor]

Sh4mp00, it took you long enough to figure that out didn't it?

Makes you think why more and more of the nice guys are turning gay, because of the mental state that 99% of women are in these days. Of course, you could do what i am doing, hunt for the other 1% of the women and hope they already haven't found a nice guy .

 

[h00dlum]

some of that is so true....

 

[bliink]

meh, its how girls mature, some go through emotional/mental wreckage..

You guys just turn into sweaty, loud, hormone sacks.

 

[The Dark Elf]

meh, its how girls mature, some go through emotional/mental wreckage..

You guys just turn into sweaty, loud, hormone sacks.

lol, sigged :E

 

[Razor]

lol, sigged :E

I resent the words "hormone sacks", i have never been nor will ever turn into a "hormone sack". After a good work out at the gym though, i am quite sweaty Bliink :naughty:.

 

[bliink]

nor will ever turn into a "hormone sack". After a good work out at the gym though, i am quite sweaty Bliink :naughty:.

heh.. you just contradicted yourself :burp:

 

[Raawr]

Ugh...This thread reminded me one of the reasons why I left high school. :| Damn immature kids....

No, that was because you were to dumb, chicks own...

their tits, thats whats up

 

[kingthebadger]

I have alot of girls i'm close to at school (as a friend only of course) and it's come to my attention that all highschool women are completely psycho. They generally fit into these categories

1. I act like everything is happy but in reality hate myself, every once and awhile I break down and tell you but otherwise in guinenly fake and happy

2. I an genuinly uninterested in talking to you but will come to you for help if I feel bad about a guy I like doing drugs or saying something mean, I have low self-esteem and break down at least once a week but dont really talk about

3. I am terribly unhappy and will talk about it any chance I get, I act happy in front of peers I want to impress but when I get home I cut myself.. I wish I would die but I put on a show all the time

we all: intentionally go after the jackasses because we enjoy the pain they put us through and bitching about them to Sh4mp00 on the phone in tears wondering why people are so mean when all I do is intentionally hunt down mean self-esteem damaging men because im a masochist and hate life.. I refuse to go for nice guys who actually care about me because they are who I bitch too

guys:... I <3 boobs

I end up being this support guy for all these damaged girls and it's getting effing annoying! sometimes I just want to be like shut the **** up! or we all have our problems.. ugh too many attention whores

start charging them.

 

[Razor]

heh.. you just contradicted yourself :burp:

How, so you are implying that any man who works out at the gym or does anything that involves him getting sweaty automatically makes him a hormone sack? I don't see the logic.

 

[PistolOnly]

Maybe you just have messed up girls in america?

 

[The Dark Elf]

How, so you are implying that any man who works out at the gym or does anything that involves him getting sweaty automatically makes him a hormone sack? I don't see the logic.

I don't think its really impressing anybody, sorry Anyone can go get sweaty at a gym. Now if you were a martial arts instructor like another guy on the site, thats impressive.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

You just have to learn to be the asshole without being TOO much of an asshole. Then be caring that extra so much when things get serious.

Then you'll never go wrong. Do things backwards and you'll only become the friend.

 

[Razor]

I don't think its really impressing anybody, sorry Anyone can go get sweaty at a gym. Now if you were a martial arts instructor like another guy on the site, thats impressive.

Wimps at the gym get sweaty, real men throw up :thumbs:.

I'll stop contradicting myself now :bonce:.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I don't think its really impressing anybody, sorry Anyone can go get sweaty at a gym. Now if you were a martial arts instructor like another guy on the site, thats impressive.

Hell, I get all sweaty walking up 10 stairs........


you think I am kidding.......






I am kidding...

 

[oldagerocker]

I like giving girls attention.

 

[The Dark Elf]

I like giving girls attention.

But do they?

 

[oldagerocker]

What they dont know can't hurt them

 

[The Dark Elf]

What they dont know can't hurt them

True, but all that kneeling behind bushes must be murder on the knee's?

 

[ailevation]

:dozey: I was on the phone with a friend, I called her a Psycho Bitch, because she was acting weird with her BF and who is also a very good friend. She went off on me. About 2 hours later she asked me what was happening that night. WOW.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Now you see, I wouldn't complain about being the 'nice guy', since tbh, it'll mainly be becuase you've actually done shit all to suggest you'd quite like to be more than mates with them.

Don't do anything to gain anyone's interest.. don't complain about a lack of interest.

 

[oldagerocker]

Thats very true Mister Badger, but im still awaiting a lady to come and kneel in some bushes with me

 

[SupremePain]

men are more simple, in a way its primative but then again its effective

/Teens

Scenario:
guy1 dosen't like a guy2 because guy1 finds guy2 annoying; guy1 tells to leave him alone or makes guy2 aware of the issue.

Scenario2:
guy1 as a laugh hits guy2 on the shoulder, guy2 hits back a bit harder, guy1 and guy2 get into a fight, afterwards they'll make up almost instantly (opposite to girls who can dislike eachother for long periods of time and dish about eachother in groups)

 

[Prince of China]

The girls at my school act like this:
"Holy shit! I gained one pound, my life is ruined!"

 

[The Dark Elf]

Thats very true Mister Badger, but im still awaiting a lady to come and kneel in some bushes with me

Constable Thornton (miss) is the most likely

 

[Ennui]

girls are complex creatures.

i dont mind much though, easy enough to just agree with everything they say...

 

[Ghost Freeman]

I have alot of girls i'm close to at school (as a friend only of course) and it's come to my attention that all highschool women are completely psycho. They generally fit into these categories

1. I act like everything is happy but in reality hate myself, every once and awhile I break down and tell you but otherwise in guinenly fake and happy

2. I an genuinly uninterested in talking to you but will come to you for help if I feel bad about a guy I like doing drugs or saying something mean, I have low self-esteem and break down at least once a week but dont really talk about

3. I am terribly unhappy and will talk about it any chance I get, I act happy in front of peers I want to impress but when I get home I cut myself.. I wish I would die but I put on a show all the time

we all: intentionally go after the jackasses because we enjoy the pain they put us through and bitching about them to Sh4mp00 on the phone in tears wondering why people are so mean when all I do is intentionally hunt down mean self-esteem damaging men because im a masochist and hate life.. I refuse to go for nice guys who actually care about me because they are who I bitch too

guys:... I <3 boobs

I end up being this support guy for all these damaged girls and it's getting effing annoying! sometimes I just want to be like shut the **** up! or we all have our problems.. ugh too many attention whores

They act much more different after you bang 'em. :rolling: Sometimes a lot worse.

 

[Phisionary]

ROFL @ this thread

 

[Fat Tony!]

You try too hard and worry to much. You dont need a girlfriend, what wrong with girls moaning about their boyfriends? Your supposed to be a friend to help her out, jealous? Listen to what badger said, a very wise guy he is . Just take it easy and stop caring about stuff that doesnt even matter; if you feel you need a girlfriend then well you have to think: why do I need a girlfriend? You dont need you only want, I also wouldnt mind a swimming pool but im not going to out there and try exceedingly hard to get one. But if some bloke said If i could win a game of TFC against some guy I would get a free swimming pool id go for it, if id lose I would be mildly disappointed but I just have to hope someone challenges me at tony hawks underground 2. Put that into context with girls and you get the idea.

 

[Maui]

meh, its how girls mature, some go through emotional/mental wreckage..

You guys just turn into sweaty, loud, hormone sacks.

Sigged as well

 

[seinfeldrules]

F & D my friend F & D.

 

[Bruiser]

Most teenage girls are total nutcases, that's no secret. But when you think of all the moronic dudes out there, who's cars have more intelligence, continously try to get in their pants just to dump them right after, it sure as hell doesn't come as a surprise that the average teenage girl lacks self esteem.

So Shampoo: It's not that every teenage girl is this stuck up biatch. Not at all. Many of them are just insecure, trying desperately to fit in and to live up to this stupid "ideal body" bs, while trying to cope with peer-pressure bout having sex at very tender ages. Remember, they've been living with this bs since you were more into comic books than girls.

So if you want to be their friend, then listen and try and help them the best you can.

 

[TinyKilbasa]

Teenagers are at an age when physical & chemical changes occur & they are getting used to it....Guys get harrier, sweatier, and lower voices. And Girls go through soo much more worst stuff under the hood. Thank God I'm a guy. So just listen to her, help her out as best as you can. Getting a GF will happen eventually....College years is usually a beter time IMO. Everyone has a better idea of who they are...

 

[Tantalus]

Half Life 2 > Girls.

Especially in high school. Meh.


But if you are convinced that girls are the way to go, let me give you some tips:

1) Don't annoy them.
2) Don't make them hate you.
3) Make them like you.


Follow those three rules and you'll be well on your way.

 

[CyberSh33p]

meh, its how girls mature, some go through emotional/mental wreckage..

You guys just turn into sweaty, loud, hormone sacks.

if I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me