What was the latest stupid thing you've done?

made a few bad decisions while driving today
 
squirted hand soap onto my hands instead of drying them off........... that was a serious WTF moment for me.
 
went skateboarding with my skull candy headphones on, I ****ed up and they fell and they now I have a big ass scratch on my brand new headphones. I amaze myself at how stupid I am sometimes.
 
MFD00M said:
went skateboarding with my skull candy headphones on, I ****ed up and they fell and they now I have a big ass scratch on my brand new headphones. I amaze myself at how stupid I am sometimes.
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Might not be a good idea to wear huge headphones while skateboarding.

/moar canal-phone preaching
 
I don't do stupid things.

*walks away*

*slips on banana peel*

*studio audience laughs*



...


Well, as for the thread I just posted that lame joke, that was pretty stupid, unless it made someone laugh..
 
I swear I could write a book from all the stupid things I've done.. >.<
One of the most stupidest things was trying to light a gas oven with a match. I was small at the time and the gas comes out at the back of the oven so I ended up putting my upper half of my body in the oven. By the time i finally ignited the gas, the gas had been on for a while which resulted in a big flame in the oven and me being thrown backwards into the kitchen table, getting burns to my hand and losing my eyebrows. Beat that!
 
Just the other day I went back in time for the first time and killed Hitler! God, the League sure gave me grief over that...
 
Just a little while ago, I was on my cell phone and I went to take out the trash....I wasn't paying attention and I locked myself out of the apartment. :c
 
I was checking out this girls ass at school (oh my God sex) and this guy came up to me like "Wtf LOL WHAT YOU DOIN' BOI?!"


I'm going to assume it was her boyfriend. Should have seen that ass though.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
I was checking out this girls ass at school (oh my God sex) and this guy came up to me like "Wtf LOL WHAT YOU DOIN' BOI?!"


I'm going to assume it was her boyfriend. Should have seen that ass though.
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That was just the stupidest thing you have ever done!

You should have kicked his ass and asked the girl to go to the movies. You would eventually go to her house and she would coincidentally be alone, and she would coincidentally want to go to her room with you, then you would have the best night in your life.










































Of course, then you would wake up.
 
Of course not. You are the one who would wake up and realise it was just a dream.
 
No. I mean she wouldn't wake up. Because she would be dead. Because I'd beat her until she bleeds out. Because I don't want her to tell anybody. Because I'd not like the consequences. Because rape is awesome. Because we'd do shots of heroin and do some crack cocaine before we do anything. Because I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS, I'M AFRAID OF THE WORLD, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T. JONNY'S IN AMERICA, JONNY LOOKS UP AT THE STARS, JONNY COMBS HIS HAIR AND JONNY WANTS PUSSY AND CARS, JONNY'S IN AMERICA, GOD IS AN AMERICAN.
 
You ruined an awesome and hot dream. Congratulations.
 
But it was better without David Bowie. Anyway let's forget this happened, let's continue from where I stopped.

And then you would look at your bed and...
 
I'd wonder what the **** I'd do with the body. Maybe desecrate it. Which reminds me, I got sick of everyone telling me I look high every day (I don't sleep so my eyes are like lol, bags and redness and just LOL), so I took up telling everyone that I do, and I'm packing. So now I get to see the councelor and maybe a visit from the security guard tomorrow. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
 
The security guard better be careful. Not the councelor because you love him. But the security guard...
 
Anyway this is gonna get closed if you don't stop raping people and if I don't stop talking.
 
On the count of now we shut the **** up and get back on topic. Now.




I threw a full bowl of spaghetti into the garbage a few hours ago. Similar to the glass of milk in the garbage thing.
 
Man the amount of stupid i pull off in a day...
 
Ha, today was fantastic day (for my friend). So he was reading this awesome article on the Economist about Zimbabwe's election and all, and he walked right flat into a pole. His two legs kind of wrapped around the pole before his balls made contact, and he fell straight down.

Pretty hilarious..
 
put my phone in the microwave by accident a month or so back
 
This thread would be more interesting imo if it was about the stupid things other people do. Especially kids. :D For example, a kid crapping his/her pants just because he/she didn't want to stop playing on the playground to take the time to use the lavoratory. Or how so-called hardcore gamers are engrossed in their MMORPG they simply piss in a coke bottle (or right there in their trousers and chair even) rather than taking two minutes to get up and use the toilet. Haha. :LOL: Losers.

I can't hardly remember the stupid things I do in one month. I guess I don't have enough of a life right now beyond school and work. :/ I promise I'll post the next stupid thing I'll have done in due time one day though.
 
Hit myself in the face while trying to fold my armsin an overdramatic fashion.

:|
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Not to be an ass Ink but...this whole time I thought you were a honey. D:
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That never stopped you before baby.

:naughty:


Spunge, could you explain how you put a cellphone in the microwave on accident? Did you at least eat it? Don't want to waste anything.

Hit myself in the face while trying to fold my armsin an overdramatic fashion.
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lmao.

Kinda like when the straw moves as you drink your soda, and the straw goes right up your nostril. That is an instant deal breaker if you are with a girl, so hold the ****ing straw. It's cooler.
 
Hit myself in the forehead with those windows where if you pull one the rest will rotate. Shutter windows i think.

Pulled the bottom one and the top one hit me hard.
 
At the very end (last 10 seconds) of my driving test, while parking the car, I tipped off another car and stalled. Was embarassing. Passed by a wide margin though.
 
I knock ****ing everything over, run into everything all the time, and hit stuff with out meaning to. It gets worse by the day.

I'm like GODZILLA
 
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