What will you name your baby? How about Snoop, or Gandalf?

They list kids with the name "Keanu" in the thousands.

That doesn't make sense. Lots of people in Hawaii (btw, Keanu Reaves is from Hawaii) name their kids Keanu, it's a common local name. Hell, I think it might even be Hawaiian.

I know at least 3 Keanus off the top of my head.
 
sinkoman said:
They list kids with the name "Keanu" in the thousands.

That doesn't make sense. Lots of people in Hawaii (btw, Keanu Reaves is from Hawaii) name their kids Keanu, it's a common local name. Hell, I think it might even be Hawaiian.

I know at least 3 Keanus off the top of my head.
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Keanu... that's a stupid one of them to have. Keanu isn't like Keanu Reaves owns the name... Snoop however... and Gandalf? Superman? Reebok, Adidas? WTF?

Why don't you just name your children "Stupid" and get it overwith.
 
what if a company sue them for that?

anyway I find stupid to name someone whit a name like adidas

here in my country there is a state where people invent weird names
for example I heard someone called her daugther usanavy cuz the boats that take the petroleum in the docks hav writen "USA NAVY"
also someone called xyz,yes xyz,of course in spanish sound diferent
 
I'm going to name my boy Shameless Plug Smith.
 
Humphrey is a classy name. I'd do that.

If I could get G-Man to stick though, there's no question.
 
My kids are called Noah, Keir and Tierney.
 
They didnt want those kids in the first place so they're punishing them.
 
I'd give my kid a usual name like June or Tess if it happened to be female, and something like Rob or something. Reebok, what the hell. :|
 
If I named my kid after my footy club, he'd be called Heart. Poor kid, imagine the beatings he'd get for that at the school.
 
Mommy, how did you and daddy name me?

Well son, we had just seen Episode 3 and we though the name "Tie Fighter Mk.II" would be perfect
 
If I get a baby, my parents and relatives will be the ones to choose.
 
i ca't beleive parents would be so cruel.
personally i've always liked the name beth for a girl. and maybe jude for a boy.
 
Shippi said:
How silly..

If I have a girl, she'll be called Elizabeth - like me, my mum, grandma, great grandma, and so on.. :)

If it's a lad, I'm not so sure. Darth? :p
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Hmmm... Darth Shippi... I like.

Bahahahaha, if I were to have a what now? :|

I'd probably call it 'Boy Child Thing #1' or 'Girl Child Thing #1' depending on the circumstance, and of course as they mutiplied the number would increase logically...
 
I'd name the baby "Accident", just to remind it every day what he or she actually is.
 
you guys find it funny but I'd much rather Gandalf over the typical names everybody seems to name their kids: Jordan or britney or chelsea or chastity or justin ...those names are done to death STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER STUPID BOYBANDS



lol! why would you let your family choose Numbers? and which side of the family gets to choose the husband or wife?
 
People who name their children things like that should have their children taken off them and casturated.
 
lol! why would you let your family choose Numbers? and which side of the family gets to choose the husband or wife?
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The thing is, actually, our names are divided into 3 parts:

Kim -> my Family name (no relation to Kim Jong Il >_<)
Keon -> my given name, by my parents/relatives in a friendly debate (meaning "to establish")
Hee -> My second part of my given name, that was chosen decades ago (possibly centuries) by the family elders. It's in the "families book", and my child would have to have the next part that is on the book. (meaning "light")

And uh, wife would have have an "interview" lol.
 
15357 said:
The thing is, actually, our names are divided into 3 parts:

Kim -> my Family name (no relation to Kim Jong Il >_<)
Keon -> my given name, by my parents/relatives in a friendly debate (meaning "to establish")
Hee -> My second part of my given name, that was chosen decades ago (possibly centuries) by the family elders. It's in the "families book", and my child would have to have the next part that is on the book. (meaning "light")

And uh, wife would have have an "interview" lol.
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so your name means "kims who establish the light"?
 
No, family name doesn't count in meaning, it rather means "One who establishs the light" or "One who establishs the shining"
 
If I ever have a son, I'm naming him Jesus. I'd have to change my name to God though, that way, he could go around introducing himself as Jesus, the son of God.

Mostly it would be so I could order him around. "Jesus, go mow the lawn. Jesus, go take out the trash. You know Jesus, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind."
 
CptStern said:
you guys find it funny but I'd much rather Gandalf over the typical names everybody seems to name their kids: Jordan or britney or chelsea or chastity or justin ...those names are done to death STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER STUPID BOYBANDS
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People should stop using Britney's way of spelling and start spelling it Brittany, like it should be. At least that name goes waaaaay back.
 
Adidas and Reebok? Are they serious? I feel terribly sad for those children. That's really messed up. "Sorry kid, you were an accident and we find you completely worthless, so we named you after a pair of shoes."
 
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