What would be your favorite "Unfavorable" Job?

[Raziaar]

Alright. Let me explain the topic. What i'm asking is, if out of all the jobs you might normally consider less than your prime choice, which one would you most enjoy doing out of sheer entertainment? Most of these would be lower glamour jobs, but not necessarily bad jobs. Such as working in a factory, etc.

My personal favorite, would probably be working in a factory that makes and manufactures candies or chocolates, or some other sort of snack food. I admit, I'm a junky when it comes to watching food network's "Unwrapped" show, which explains in detail how all sorts of favorite snack foods, candies, beverages, etc are made.

I wouldn't choose this job because of the food, but rather because of the interesting appeal it has for me, making food and candy objects, rather than non edible objects such as a sheet metal factory, or a woodworking shop, etc.

 

[Ranga]

my less favourable job would be to go to pre-primary again i'd be given so much respect, because i would be so smart, and i wouldn't have to do homework, assignments, research... for another 5 years or so plus the 1 1/2 hour sleep you get after lunch

i'd be so happy....

 

[Steve]

Some sort of construction or assembly job. So much job satisfaction it's ridiculous.

 

[bliink]

Security Guard. The job sucks, but it has its moments. :thumbs:
..not worth it for a prolonged time though

 

[$kelet0r]

porn star hurray

 

[Danimal]

Um...


Village idiot.

 

[Ranga]

porn star hurray

"Most of these would be low-glamour jobs..."

[Steve Irwin Accent] Crikey! We've got a big-un here! [/Steve Irwin Accent]

 

[Danimal]

No, wait.

I want to become a game tester that does not have to do bug reports.

 

[Raziaar]

Security Guard. The job sucks, but it has its moments. :thumbs:
..not worth it for a prolonged time though

I've heard some scary stories from an online friend of mine who is an ex-military guy and a security guard. He's almost died several times on the profession, and would have had he not been able to beat down his assailants, and/or they missed his throat by mere inches with a sharp knife.

 

[Ranga]

No, wait.

I want to become a game tester that does not have to do bug reports.

*Ranga kills danimal, takes idea for his own* "nobody saw nutink"


wouldn't mind having a gajillion shares in a lowly company that then millionifies its shares worth, leaving a me as a million-gijillion-aire

life would then be so sweet...

 

[Dynasty]

working at a garden nursery....worst job ever

oh and doing washing up on your own for a cafe/pub...omg i could die lol

become a paintball marshal, best job in a sport there is lol

 

[Danimal]

Paintball marshall would be pretty sweet

 

[Raziaar]

What the hell is a paintball marshall?

Does that mean the same thing as a paintball referee? I was a paintball referee for a national paintball tournament in Alaska. Heh.

 

[The Dark Elf]

I'd like to be

A Dildo repairman

there


naa being serious, im happy doing what I've always done I guess.

 

[15357]

perhaps a evil doctor's (who wants world domination) henchman

it would be fun

 

[The Dark Elf]

perhaps a evil doctor's (who wants world domination) henchman

it would be fun

The henchman always gets killed in a nasty way five minutes before the evil doctor though. Atleast if your the evil doctor you get to do a big speech and try for the oscar before you get pushed into that pit/fire/spikes/path of a truck/beam thingy.

 

[bvasgm]

Gynaecologist... :naughty: [Austin Powers accent] Yeeeaaahh Baaabyyy!!!1 [/Austin Powers Accent]
Seriously: hmmm...maybe a..uh...ya know..as long as it pays a lot, I really don't care.

 

[Ranga]

I'd like to be

A Dildo repairman

there


naa being serious, im happy doing what I've always done I guess.

i'm not so sure about what you do... explain? is it true that ur so good at art u retired already? that would be sweet... :cheers:

 

[Raziaar]

Gynaecologist... :naughty: [Austin Powers accent] Yeeeaaahh Baaabyyy!!!1 [/Austin Powers Accent]
Seriously: hmmm...maybe a..uh...ya know..as long as it pays a lot, I really don't care.

Haha. You can get all the cases with yeast infection! HAHAHA.

 

[The Dark Elf]

i'm not so sure about what you do... explain? is it true that ur so good at art u retired already? that would be sweet... :cheers:

It was retired at first... then semi-retired, now taking a few years out, changed over the months as I've started to miss it more and more.. Still hate Hollywood though

 

[Ranga]

It was retired at first... then semi-retired, now taking a few years out, changed over the months as I've started to miss it more and more.. Still hate Hollywood though

*Ranga is jealous of TDE* :frown:

 

[The Dark Elf]

*Ranga is jealous of TDE* :frown:

awwwww

 

[Raziaar]

awwwww

It's a murderous Jealousy. Instead of awwwing you should be screaming.

 

[15357]

The henchman always gets killed in a nasty way five minutes before the evil doctor though. Atleast if your the evil doctor you get to do a big speech and try for the oscar before you get pushed into that pit/fire/spikes/path of a truck/beam thingy.

umm......... then i want to be a henchman of a doctor that actually dominates the world and not die.

or the doctor himself.....

 

[Calanen]

Either armed payroll guard or enlisted soldier. Definitely not driving taxis again.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Product tester at Trojan condoms....

 

[Gray Fox]

Cook or better yet baker at one of those bakeries that not only makes bread but also cakes. But something with animals or nature sounds good to, you know like those peopel that watch over pieces of forest or in a pet shop.

 

[Maui]

I'd be a low-level researcher working in anamolous materials in a lab in New Mexico

 

[Ikerous]

Manicurist

 

[Raziaar]

Cook or better yet baker at one of those bakeries that not only makes bread but also cakes. But something with animals or nature sounds good to, you know like those peopel that watch over pieces of forest or in a pet shop.

A ranger?

 

[Ikerous]

I'd be a low-level researcher working in anamolous materials in a lab in New Mexico

Theres no F6 in real life....
That might not be the best idea

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Stockroom Assistant, mainly because I am one, but wanted to become an engineer, I might become a novelist instead.

 

[Crushenator 500]

Um...


Village idiot.

(paraphrasing)

'Oooh, you picked a good one, you get to wave your penis at passing cars!'

 

[Steve]

A second one for me:

I don't know what the official title would be for this, but someone who just processes data and puts it into tables, spreadsheets, charts, etc. Once again, lots of job satisfaction.

 

[Tr0n]

A ref for ether football or baseball.

 

[Steve]

A ref for ether football or baseball.

You like people to hate you, huh?

 

[Tr0n]

You like people to hate you, huh?

Yep...it would be fun to start calling people out for the hell of it.

 

[Recoil]

Dunno... maybe soldier... or rather (police) detective, yeah.

 

[oldagerocker]

If it all went wrong, i'd love to work in (or run) my own sandwich shop and make people great tasting lunch every day (for superb prices).

 

[Kangy]

Professional Insurance Claimee.

Basically, getting into horrendous accidents for a living!