What would be your favorite "Unfavorable" Job?

[el Chi]

Gynaecologist... :naughty: [Austin Powers accent] Yeeeaaahh Baaabyyy!!!1 [/Austin Powers Accent]

If ever a job would stunt any sexual urges you'd ever wish to have, there it is right there.

A writer. It's what I want to do anyway, I'm just wide-eyed to the fact that it's a path that results in a death alone and penniless, only to be appreciated after your hideous demise. If you're lucky.

 

[bvasgm]

You realize that I was joking right??? Hence the [Austin Powers accent]...Then my comment below...

:|

*backing away slowly*

 

[AmishSlayer]

(paraphrasing)

'Oooh, you picked a good one, you get to wave your penis at passing cars!'

Awww you beat me to it. Close enough on the paraphrasing

A worker at a cd/dvd distributor. That way I could swipe a copy of all the games I wanted that were coming out!!! Har har har!!! Ok...not really...maybe.

 

[mabufo]

computer programmer/game developer =0

 

[ship]

A second one for me:

I don't know what the official title would be for this, but someone who just processes data and puts it into tables, spreadsheets, charts, etc. Once again, lots of job satisfaction.

Trust me on this one, you do not want to do that. I spent last winter at a job that sounds very similar and let me tell you, it was the most monotonous and least satisfying endeavor of my life.

I'd love to be a guidance councelor at a high school somewhere. I just love helping people.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

My personal favorite, would probably be working in a factory that makes and manufactures candies or chocolates,.

So you'd want to be a fudgepacker, eh?

Sorry, I had to say it. Haha

 

[AmishSlayer]

So you'd want to be a fudgepacker, eh?

Sorry, I had to say it. Haha

Hiooo!

I am very aroused...

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Name that movie

 

[mabufo]

hmm, let me guess....

 

[Steve]

Trust me on this one, you do not want to do that. I spent last winter at a job that sounds very similar and let me tell you, it was the most monotonous and least satisfying endeavor of my life.

I'd love to be a guidance councelor at a high school somewhere. I just love helping people.

Well, I spent last summer doing that. I loved it.

 

[LittleB]

Game programmer, or CG artist

 

[RRunner]

(paraphrasing)

'Oooh, you picked a good one, you get to wave your penis at passing cars!'

hey that actually sounds like fun, might want to give that a try 4 real......... :bounce:

 

[CREMATOR666]

A businessman. Dont ask why....

 

[Fat Tony!]

Food tester in a butter factory

 

[Danimal]

Imagine the amount of wieght you'd gain if you had to test every tub...

 

[MarcoPollo]

um...Dracula

 

[Raziaar]

Food tester in a butter factory

HAHAHAHAHA. Butter factory? WTF mate?

Sorry. WHen I read that, I burst out laughing. Butter seems so. Well. Hard to describe what it seems.

Kind of reminds me a scene from somewhere, though I can't remember where. Some guy is eating something and he says, "Mmm, this is a very nice custard" And the other guy tells him that its butter. Not funny I know, but when I read your post I thought it was. Meh. I'm going to bed.

 

[KoreBolteR]

hmm, this is a hard one..

.. a sofa tester? sit on the chairs and tell 'em what you think of it.

nice an' easy

 

[Raziaar]

hmm, this is a hard one..

.. a sofa tester? sit on the chairs and tell 'em what you think of it.

nice an' easy

Until one decided to eat you. Like a penny gone missing.

 

[SimonomiS]

Porn camera man. Free, live porn!

 

[Sieg]

Porn camera man. Free, live porn!

Woulden't you want to be the one doing the acting? XD

 

[Fat Tony!]

Bad SimonomiS! You don't need to be a pr0n camera man to get free pr0n , but yes pr0n is bad!

 

[Recoil]

but yes pr0n is bad!

What you say! :O

...

Oh, I'm gonna have a lot more hdd-space now

(Woah, dude, I'm a metrocop?! cool!)

 

[ship]

Porn camera man. Free, live porn!

I think Fenric's gotcha beat.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Dracla would be a cool job but id be like a chocolate dracula

 

[Raziaar]

Heh. Man, I think some of you missed the point of the thread, but at least you seem to be having a good time.

 

[SimonomiS]

Heh. Man, I think some of you missed the point of the thread, but at least you seem to be having a good time.

I got it! I think...Camera-man isnt as glamourous as being in it, which is why I put that. That, and the fact I wouldnt want to be naked on film.

 

[Raziaar]

I got it! I think...Camera-man isnt as glamourous as being in it, which is why I put that. That, and the fact I wouldnt want to be naked on film.

Ahh, I wasn't talking about you. Hehe.

 

[Razor]

Co-pilot for Ryan Air, yes, you might be walking with Ryan Air and you're not even a captain, but at least you're sat in the cockpit and might one day amount to becoming a captain of your own plane.

 

[jondy]

So you'd want to be a fudgepacker, eh?

Sorry, I had to say it. Haha

One of my mates used to pack fudge for a summer job.Embarrassed the f*ck out of him whenever he was chatting to some girl and the conversation turned to occupation

'what do you do?'

'I, uhm, work in a factory that makes fudge'

'which part of the fudge-making do you do'

'Uh, actually, I don't make the fudge, I - put it into the boxes'

'Oh my god - you PACK FUDGE?'

Inevitably, without fail, said girl would always discover that the poor bloke was, indeed, a fudge packer