What would Gabe do?

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With all the damn boring threads as of late- lets make an interesting one, or at least try. Post your scenarios and then answer them by asking the question "what would gabe do?" and then figure them out. Heres mine:

15 year old is dieing from cancer and the make a wish foundation comes and asks him what will be his last wish. He asks to play the latest version of half life 2 and be able to beat it before he dies. What would Gabe do in reply?
 
Eat the kid while playting HL2.
 
lol- in reality he would probably set up an uber rig for the kid where he was staying- and give him the latest version of the game to be played either under supervision so no spoilers leak- or be played at the valve hq.


Ok a its the night before the game has to go gold, and gabes buddies are planning to celebrate and go out to a strip club where the girls are more than willing to 'have a good time", a serious bug pops up that requires an all nighter by just one team member. What would gabe do?
 
Ok here is one:

Gabe is standing in line at his local donut shop in the morning and there is a skinny pimple-ridden geek in front of him. Suddenly the geek turns around and it's John Carmack. What would Gabe do?
 
Originally posted by kinggi
lol- in reality he would probably set up an uber rig for the kid where he was staying- and give him the latest version of the game to be played either under supervision so no spoilers leak- or be played at the valve hq.


Ok a its the night before the game has to go gold, and gabes buddies are planning to celebrate and go out to a strip club where the girls are more than willing to 'have a good time", a serious bug pops up that requires an all nighter by just one team member. What would gabe do?
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make a mess. ;)
 
Originally posted by kinggi
lol- in reality he would probably set up an uber rig for the kid where he was staying- and give him the latest version of the game to be played either under supervision so no spoilers leak- or be played at the valve hq.


Ok a its the night before the game has to go gold, and gabes buddies are planning to celebrate and go out to a strip club where the girls are more than willing to 'have a good time", a serious bug pops up that requires an all nighter by just one team member. What would gabe do?
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Go help because a finished product is more important, lol.
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger
Ok here is one:

Gabe is standing in line at his local donut shop in the morning and there is a skinny pimple-ridden geek in front of him. Suddenly the geek turns around and it's John Carmack. What would Gabe do?
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Eat him.
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger
Ok here is one:

Gabe is standing in line at his local donut shop in the morning and there is a skinny pimple-ridden geek in front of him. Suddenly the geek turns around and it's John Carmack. What would Gabe do?
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try to duplicate himself, but instead infect himself with carmack's code, and carmack with his own.


(not like in the matrix, i mean they'd have sex, code is just a code word for you know what)
 
wait, this ones better, this one time, gabe was like, aRRR, and then this guy was like WHA? and gabe was like aRRR and then gabe killed him with a crowbar
 
wtf is with all the eating him shit? thats pretty ****in gay.


heres one what would Gabe do if he found out all the people on these boards were idiots?
 
Originally posted by Chris_D
Eat the kid while playting HL2.
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yes i believe this is the correct answer.

this thread would be better as a poll :p

and worldspawn for your answer of "cure the cancer" you get to CLICK HERE!!
 
Originally posted by KidRock
wtf is with all the eating him shit? thats pretty ****in gay.


heres one what would Gabe do if he found out all the people on these boards were idiots?
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he already knows that.
 
enter a discussion with carmack about hoe doom 3 is coming along- once gabe gets the info he kills carmack and declares himself the new leader of id- knowing all he knows now he can succesfully make doom 3 suck by doing the oppositte of what carmack was doing and then make sure hl2 stays on top.
 
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i gotta PRIze.
YayYYYYYYYYyY!!!!!1!!1!1!
 
Oh here is another:

Gabe is playing Half-Life 2 and then a zombie comes out from a room trying to attack him. So Gabe takes out his crowbar and turns the zombie's head into a bloody mess. Then Gabe realizes that this was actually Real-Life and he just killed Eric Johnson, who is the only person who understands how Steam works. What would Gabe do?
 
heres another one:

a group of special kids from the half life.net forums are offered to take a tour of valve hq. They accept and during the tour one of the kiddies sticks his wang in the wrong socket and shorts out the power while gabe is compiling the last and final area of the game. What would gabe do?
 
Originally posted by LoneDeranger
Oh here is another:

Gabe is playing Half-Life 2 and then a zombie comes out from a room trying to attack him. So Gabe takes out his crowbar and turns the zombie's head into a bloody mess. Then Gabe realizes that this was actually Real-Life and he just killed Eric Johnson, who is the only person who understands how Steam works. What would Gabe do?
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eat him.
 
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Ok here is one:

Gabe is standing in line at his local donut shop in the morning and there is a skinny pimple-ridden geek in front of him. Suddenly the geek turns around and it's John Carmack. What would Gabe do?


After John says "Haha! Infidel! Doom 3 will surpass anything Valve, your crappy company of so called designers will ever make!", Gabe would reply with a (in a calm, cool, and collected manner), "Not on my watch.. B!tch!"

In anger, John would shriek with all his power of a japanese school girl, and they'd fight to the death in front of all the old ladies, soccer moms and other patrons of the fine donut shop.

Gabe would win naturally... once he found a way of breaching John's "Coded Shielding" that covers him from head to toe in a finely lite and bump mapped texture, that would be impregnable to any other man.

But not Gabe.. oh no.. not him.
Just wait.... it'll happen.
 
god asks gabe for the copyrights to half life 2 or he makes him explode, or gabe accepts and he makes him thin. What would he do?
 
gabe if your watching i think your cute...uh wait no idont get off me you perv!!!!
 
Gabe reads the comments in this thread and is hurt by the implication that he eats ..things. What would Gabe do?
 
^exactly my point- gabe i think the fact we are all talking about you on our spare time is something to be proud of. And uh establish dominance...purrrrr!!!! :bounce:
 
This chick comes to gabes door:
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what does he do?
 
I've got that girl's phone number.
 
he'd eat her..... and I dont mean digest he'd pull the ole reverse billy clint..
 
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