What WOULD jesus do?

[Yuri]

Smoke a blunt. Jesus was a hippie, yo.

 

[Ikerous]

Smoke a blunt. Jesus was a hippie, yo.

Had long hair
Wore sandels
Was anti-establishment
Always talked about love and peace
Yea, he was a hippie alright.

Man, i bet jesus could score some crazy dank weed too :-/

 

[Ames]

He would be the next President of the United States.

"Yes, Mr. President! I can be in Washington right away!"

 

[ship]

Jesus walks into an inn with a hammer and a bunch of nails.
He goes up to the desk clerk and says, "Hey, couldja put me up for the night?"

/ba-dum-bum!

 

[ne0_shiny]

he would slap them hoes!

 

[Kitfox]

What do you think jesus would do if he were here right now?

probably get crucified and die

 

[DEATH eVADER]

He would read a bible, and reply with, "Did I really say that shit? damn that is some wack mofo."

 

[Tr0n]

Jesus is the shit.


Dawg.

 

[el Chi]

He would read a bible, and reply with, "Did I really say that shit? damn that is some wack mofo."

"Alright, who the f*ck was on the editorial for this!?"

Apparently there's a LOT that is "missing"...

 

[Kangy]

He'd probably walk around in the Australian outback all the time because nobody could accept him in modern socity without pointing a gun at his head.

I suspect he'd ask the Pope to retire, get a bit annoyed with some of the intolerance that goes on under his name and encourage this.

 

[Revisedsoul]

http://www.combustibleorange.com/

that says it all

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

"Alright, who the f*ck was on the editorial for this!?"

Apparently there's a LOT that is "missing"...

But...if its missing, how does anyone know?

Its like asking how many undiscovered faults there are in a mine shaft.

 

[Ames]

I think we all know what Jesus would do. :naughty:

 

[Icarusintel]

Jesus would do all our moms, and then kick our asses and laugh at us...

*sings*What would jesus do, if he was here right now?
He'd probably kick an ass or two
That what Jesus would do*stops singing*

 

[el Chi]

But...if its missing, how does anyone know?

Its like asking how many undiscovered faults there are in a mine shaft.

Well, there was this tree that fell on the undisclosed chapters in a forest, but no-one was around to hear it, and so... Oh, wait...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well, there was this tree that fell on the undisclosed chapters in a forest, but no-one was around to hear it, and so... Oh, wait...

Ah yes...I remember it well. I have visited the undisclosed chapters of the forest many times.

It was there that I first experiences...gaydom:O

(yeah thats probably the closest to my coming out of the closet tonight...I'm too involved with talking to a girl on MSN at the moment to be like that this dark time. )

 

[burner69]

Well because he'd be encouraging world peace, and acceptance of others if he got a large enough following he'd become a threat to national security because of his teachings, slapped in Guantanimo without charge, and then executed in some interesting way. Maybe a few thousand years down the line people will be wearing electric chairs around their necks, or churchs will have large needles on top of their spires.

And before then, yes, Jesus would blatently toke up, and I'd hack a bong with him; somethin to tell the grandkids.

 

[hellfire_bullet]

He will come on a firey white horse, and pull a giant sword out of his mouth and whipe out all the armies that dare apose him. Someware in Revalations

 

[CREMATOR666]

Jesus would be teh new Godfather

 

[Kangy]

Jesus wouldn't use guns.

He'd turn us all into salt with a nuclear godbomb.

 

[SimonomiS]

Jesus wouldn't use guns.

He'd turn us all into salt with a nuclear godbomb.

Jesus set up us the bomb?

 

[MarcoPollo]

He get ultimate signal!!!

 

[SimonomiS]

He get ultimate signal!!!

What you say?!