what would you do if you won $100,000,000?

[Lou]

After Uncle Sam takes 50% or so in taxes, here's what I'd do (in no particular order):

1) Pay off all my debts.
2) Move to a nicer apartment.
3) Move my parents to a nicer house.
4) Buy a new car. It doesn't have to be a luxury car. Any brand new car in the $15,000- $20,000 range should suffice (That's how humble I am).
5) Spend a couple of months travelling around the world.
6) Get a few cosmetic surgeries and dental work.
7) Help family members economically.
8) Give $0 to charity. Why? This is something I want you all to learn: When you give money out to charity you do it and you shut the **** up about it. You don't brag about it on national TV or on an internet message board. You don't brag about it at all. Presumably, you are donating money because you want to help those in need, not to have others think 'high' of you. In fact, I would think less of someone who did that. Those actions have no moral worth. From this little piece of advice I have given you, you can deduce that if I ever give money out to charity, you would never know about it. I'd much rather have you think I am a stingy skunk (like it really matters).

What would you do if you won the lottery?

 

[Jangle]

You forgot "Build a homosexual-proof forcefield around my home."


I'd probably continue as normal, just with the knowledge that I can afford to be a little more extravagant with my purchases than usual. And give some to my family.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Another spam thread.

Anyways...I would put it all in the bank and live off the interest. Granted thats more than enough that I would need. I would live comfortable...more middle/upper class with nice furnishings and what not.

With the extra money I would donate to charity, and pay people hourly wages to "donate" their time helping people in need or giving to the community. Whatever I see fit.

 

[Dalamari]

1) Buy a Bugatti Veyron ($5,000,000 car)
2) Move to the UK and find a nice mansion
3) Buy a nice house for my parents and take care of them financially
4) Travel the world in my 1000 horsepower car

 

[P43.2/1Gig/X800P]

I would hire 2 hitman and pay them 50,000,000 each to find and kill Short recoil.:sniper:

 

[short recoil]

I'd buy some land.

I would hire 2 hitman and pay them 50,000,000 each to find and kill Short recoil.:sniper:

They would fail and i'd send you their heads through the post.

 

[Nat Turner]

I'd basically invest most of it. I would buy a better computer, a car, and a couple other niceties. I would not drop out of college, and would only tell close friends about my winnings. I would give my parents 1 million for being so awesome. That's about it for the next 4 years.

 

[kirovman]

I'd buy the nice cheese in the supermarket, not that "Tesco Basics" stuff.

 

[CptStern]

After Uncle Sam takes 50% or so in taxes, here's what I'd do (in no particular order):

1) Pay off all my debts.
2) Move to a nicer apartment.
3) Move my parents to a nicer house.
4) Buy a new car. It doesn't have to be a luxury car. Any brand new car in the $15,000- $20,000 range should suffice (That's how humble I am).
5) Spend a couple of months travelling around the world.
6) Get a few cosmetic surgeries and dental work.
7) Help family members economically.
8) Give $0 to charity. Why? This is something I want you all to learn: When you give money out to charity you do it and you shut the **** up about it. You don't brag about it on national TV or on an internet message board. You don't brag about it at all. Presumably, you are donating money because you want to help those in need, not to have others think 'high' of you. In fact, I would think less of someone who did that. Those actions have no moral worth. From this little piece of advice I have given you, you can deduce that if I ever give money out to charity, you would never know about it. I'd much rather have you think I am a stingy skunk (like it really matters).

What would you do if you won the lottery?

pay for your homosexual conversion therapy?

 

[someone402]

1.) Move to a private coast, far away from america(for tax purposes), with all my friends and family.
2.) Buy the best possible computer with the best upgrades and stuff.
3.) Maybe bribe Blizzard into making Starcraft 2, or forcing them with force.
4.) Get the best chefs, cooks, and servants to work for me.
5.) Live in a mansion.
6.) Get a psp and stuff for it.
7.) Make an underwater cafe underwater by the coast.
8.) Make a mini private water park at the coast, right by my house.

 

[OvA]

If I had $100 million, I would pay the world's most attractive nuns to sleep with me.

And then I'd give the rest to charity.

 

[short recoil]

1.) Move to a private coast, far away from america(for tax purposes), with all my friends and family.
2.) Buy the best possible computer with the best upgrades and stuff.
3.) Maybe bribe Blizzard into making Starcraft 2, or forcing them with force.
4.) Get the best chefs, cooks, and servants to work for me.
5.) Live in a mansion.
6.) Get a psp and stuff for it.
7.) Make an underwater cafe underwater by the coast.
8.) Make a mini private water park at the coast, right by my house.

I just drove through a river that was unbelievably shallow.

EDIT: oh sorry someone402 didn't mean to qoute you there!!!

 

[gick]

Buy a huge estate in the country and collect vintage Soviet/Wermacht WWII planes, guns and tanks, and have huge wargames.

Id also give a million bucks each to my closest friends, they deserve it.

 

[ríomhaire]

Get a REALLY kick-ass computer some more games and pay someone to sey a broadband line in my area.

 

[Glirk Dient]

2.) Buy the best possible computer with the best upgrades and stuff.
3.) Maybe bribe Blizzard into making Starcraft 2, or forcing them with force.
7.) Make an underwater cafe underwater by the coast.

Hahahaha...wow redundancy at its best.

 

[someone402]

:sniper: :x
^-----------^
Me----------Short Recoil

 

[Shippi]

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[DeusExMachina]

1) A nice computer and all that jazz
2) A xbox 360
3) A new laptop
4) video camera
5) A few games here and there
6) Books.
7) DVDs.
8) CDs/Vinyls
9) Record player to play Vinyl.

Then, I'd leave the rest in a bank to save for college and post-college.

 

[ríomhaire]

I'd save most of it.

 

[Kamikazie]

get someone to kill all spam threads.

 

[short recoil]

Then, I'd leave the rest in a bank to save for college and post-college.

You'd go to college to become more intelligent and meet people?
There would be no point in going otherwise with that money left over.

I'd retire my grandmother first

Lol, that sounds like a funny way of killing her.

 

[Zeus]

I'd retire my grandmother first, then help my family pay off the morgage and then buy a new car, and put the rest in the bank

 

[Axyon]

I'd ditch you f*cks and live in a giant bubble. Made of diamonds.

 

[SimonomiS]

Keep it in the bank and build up interest.

Or maybe buy a big ****ing pirate ship for some friends of mine.

 

[Lou]

You'd go to college to become more intelligent and meet people?
There would be no point in going otherwise with that money left over.

I suppose you meant to say knowledgeable instead of 'intelligent'. Not even the best college can make you more intelligent, they are not that good Besides, with all that money you don't need to go to college to meet people, you'll probably have plenty of leeches hanging around you anyway. A good reason a rich person would go to college is so he doesn't have to bow his head before the ones who are poor but more educated...

As a side note: Why bother going to college? Bring the ****ing professors to your house and have them lecture there.

 

[GhostBoi]

I'd but my own private oil field first, so no worrying about the rising cost of heating. Then I'd purchase my own private refinery and workers for both of these. After that its all gravy.

 

[short recoil]

I suppose you meant to say knowledgeable instead of 'intelligent'. Not even the best college can make you more intelligent.

Actually, to some degree i was correct and to some degree so are you.
Without stimulus your brain cannot develop.
Going to college instead of doing nothing would make you more intelligent to some degree.

I'd but my own private oil field first, so no worrying about the rising cost of heating. Then I'd purchase my own private refinery and workers for both of these. After that its all gravy.

You'd get invaded by bush!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I'd buy the nice cheese in the supermarket, not that "Tesco Basics" stuff.

You're perhaps the best person in the world.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Ikerous]

I'd buy 2 houses
One to live in
One to fill with weed
I'd spend the rest of life high playing video games.

 

[short recoil]

I'd buy 2 houses
One to live in
One to fill with weed

lol, house fire.

 

[SimonomiS]

I'd buy 2 houses
One to live in
One to fill with weed
I'd spend the rest of life high playing video games.

lol, police raid.

 

[Vegeta897]

Buy a huge estate in the country and collect vintage Soviet/Wermacht WWII planes, guns and tanks, and have huge wargames.

:O

And I would join you.

 

[Codcommando]

Buy a descent house,A pickup truck,50' hd tv,A computer with 100 videocards, and a processor with 50 cores,hookers,a monkey,A third world country,a hang glider with rocket launchers,the worlds rarest truffle, A liger, A horse, some new hair for my dad, A kiddie pool full of bacardi, A cuban cigar that was hand rolled for me by Castro himself and then I would put it out in his eye, and a Tshirt that sais "im with stupid".

Originally Posted by gick
Buy a huge estate in the country and collect vintage Soviet/Wermacht WWII planes, guns and tanks, and have huge wargames.

Can I bring my rocket launcher hang glider?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I'd probably hire thugs to beat the living crap out of the majority of you. The thug may or may not be Short Recoil. He's like Santa. He could visit/asskick you all in one night.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Ikerous]

lol, police raid.

There'd be no reason for the cops to suspect anything

lol, house fire.

sounds pleasant I'd just buy another

 

[SimonomiS]

There'd be no reason for the cops to suspect anything

sounds pleasant I'd just buy another

Tut, don't you know, police use scalar wave technology these days, they'd know in an instant. And conduct a raid with sniffer pandas.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

If I won that kind of money, I'd buy Simonomis a personal lapdancer, instead of taking him to the Spearmint Rhino

-Angry Lawyer

 

[SimonomiS]

I would love you even more than I already do, which is an achievement in itself.

If you did, go for Emma Watson first.

 

[DeusExMachina]

You'd go to college to become more intelligent and meet people?
There would be no point in going otherwise with that money left over.

I'd go to get a degree in something I enjoy. Hell, seeing as how I'll never really need a "career" per se, I'd probably major in Philosophy. And of course, write novels <3.

 

[Lou]

A cuban cigar that was hand rolled for me by Castro himself and then I would put it out in his eye

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