what would you do if you won $100,000,000?

[el Chi]

There were anti-chav bands???

Where do I get them???!!!

Aaaahhh! If you buy one, I will personally hunt you down and give you hepatitis, or maybe the clap, depending on how amorous I'm feeling.

 

[Captain M4d]

I'd do two chicks at the same time, man.

 

[15357]

- 16% income tax

I'd build an army, or even better, fund an already existing army with half of my money and ask to become an officer whilst taking over the world. Or at least a continent that isn't africa.

Or I could give the goverment half of my money and ask for a guaranteed OF-1 officer status after high school.

 

[Raziaar]

- 16% income tax

I'd build an army, or even better, fund an already existing army with half of my money and ask to become an officer whilst taking over the world. Or at least a continent that isn't africa.

Or I could give the goverment half of my money and ask for a guaranteed OF-1 officer status after high school.

What's wrong with Africa?

Besides the super shitty level of violence there.

 

[15357]

Malaria, Ebola, AIDS, mosquitos that carry malaria, the heat, ect....

 

[el Chi]

Well, if you invaded Africa, you could help lessen the AIDS crisis.

 

[CptStern]

he's not interested in hand outs he's more of the booted heel to the back of the neck authoritarian than humanitarian

 

[el Chi]

Well then in that case, you could ship off all the folks with AIDS or HIV into "happy camps". Problem solved.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I'd buy Munro.

 

[CptStern]

I'd buy Munro.

$100,000,000 isnt enough

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Actually, I'd still have $99,999,999.73 left.

 

[Beerdude26]

Actually, I'd still have $99,999,999.73 left.

I bid 5$ for Munro :O

I'd probably buy a house made out of condoms. Ones that aren't used, though
Never worry about not having a condom around again! \0/ lol

 

[CptStern]

Actually, I'd still have $99,999,999.73 left.

yes but that will need to go towards maintaining this site ..the manpower alone needed to replace munro would be in the thousands

 

[Beerdude26]

yes but that will need to go toward maintaining this site ..the manpower alone needed to replace munro would be in the thousands

Five penguins, to be exact.
Jking Munro we <3 you

 

[Raziaar]

$100,000,000 isnt enough

Funny, I thought it was 100,000,000 times more than enough.


EDIT: Bah wtf, I see other people replied. All I saw was Stern's comment

 

[el Chi]

Funny, I thought it was 100,000,000 times more than enough.

Zing! Oh you went there.

 

[joule]

I'd pay someone $100,000,000 to count it. All $1 bills, of course.

 

[Llama]

I'd:

Buy a Jag-XJ fully modded. £74,000
Buy a Mercedes Mclaren SLR. £300,000
Buy a top of the range SLI system. £4000
Buy the aweosme house near my school. £600,000
Buy all members of my family awesome houses. £12,000,000
Give £50,000,000 to charity.
Stick the other 30-odd million in the bank
Live of teh Interest

 

[CptStern]

Funny, I thought it was 100,000,000 times more than enough.


EDIT: Bah wtf, I see other people replied. All I saw was Stern's comment

heh I'm starting to believe that's all you see :E

 

[Raziaar]

heh I'm starting to believe that's all you see :E

Well yours was the last one on the last page, I guess I didn't see the next page worth of replies. Oh well, I still got mine in :cheese:

 

[Llama]

pfft, my replies are the best.
Actually, id put it all in a high interest account for a year. With that huge pile of cash i'd actually buy even more friends than I have now

 

[TwwIX]

Buy myself an island.
Perform genetic experiments and have a tiny midget with an oversized head as my right hand/pet.

 

[The Brick]

I'd build a secret laboratory and make all my old classmates work for me Oh yeah and a few bodyguards, cool sunglasses, a blue suit and a nice suitcase. Then I'd walk around with my guards and have everyone look at me as some uber important 16 year old kid.

Edit: oh ohoh I'd also hire a SWATteam and let them capture the girl I fancy. Just to impress her.
Then I'd make some giant plan to make everyone think I died. After a month or so I'd randomly pop up at people I know. They're reaction would be hilarious

Edit2: I'd also buy 3 pairs PMC BB5-XBD-A, one BB5 centerspeaker and set them up in a 7.0 surround system. I'm kind of an audiophile.

Edit3: I'd also hire a thousand scientists to create a holodeck.

Edit4: I'd buy the domain of www.halflife2.net

 

[Glirk Dient]

I would convert it all into pennies and drown the world in copper!

 

[Beerdude26]

I'd buy 2,000 Beolab 5's, put them on top of each other and yell at America

 

[Solaris]

I'd keep it secret, and live well but buy nothing drastic.

I really think it could ruin your life. I'd buy cool clothes and watches and PCs, but not tell anyone if possible, I'd still go to university, becuase I <3 to learn.
Become a mathmatist, and then maybe buy a nice house, find a wife, tell her after marriage that I'm a millionaire, then we'll have sex just the way I like it.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

And then to Northean Irealand to fund the IRA and finish off AL's dad. (Joke hope it wasn't too outragous)

That's ****ing out of line.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Solaris]

Sorry...

Withdrawn

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Just so you know, one of my dad's best mates was in Northern Ireland too, and he made a promise - "If I die on duty, I'll send you my favourite tie"

A week or so after my Dad came home, he recieved a box in the mail. It was the tie.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[The Monkey]

* Buy cars for every possible occasion
* Buy a castle with servants and bitches
* Cruise around the world with my cruiser
* etc.

 

[Kamikazie]

• any money left over after I die would go to my family if it exists...

\o/

victory is mine.

 

[el Chi]

I'd keep it secret, and live well but buy nothing drastic.

I really think it could ruin your life. I'd buy cool clothes and watches and PCs, but not tell anyone if possible, I'd still go to university, becuase I <3 to learn.
Become a mathmatist, and then maybe buy a nice house, find a wife, tell her after marriage that I'm a millionaire, then we'll have sex just the way I like it.

Wow, I used to think you were cool.
Shouldn't you be using your winnings to finance some sort of Socialist co-operative? Or possibly even a Revolution/revolutionary organisation?
Or perhaps you should be donating a load of it to Respect? Or to the Socialist Workers' Party?
Seeing as you've got more money than God, shouldn't you be putting it towards realising the political ideals you so fervently espouse, rather than going in the exact opposite direction and succumbing to the lure of material goods away from the cause of revolution?
Just a suggestion.

And for the record, that "joke" about AL's dad was so far past the line it's ridiculous. I know you apologised for it, but what the hell...

 

[ríomhaire]

Those IRA need the money now that they've demiliterized and stuff Solaris.

 

[OCybrManO]

victory is mine.

I meant a family of my own. You know... the wife and kids.

... though, I guess I could adopt you and call you "son" if I do get rich.

 

[Kamikazie]

I meant a family of my own. You know... the wife and kids.

... though, I guess I could adopt you and call you "son" if I do get rich.

:E

i wouldnt mind that.

 

[Raziaar]

I would convert it all into pennies and drown the world in copper!

Haha. Hilarious.

 

[Parlez]

Buy a fast ass car then a big house! Oh yeh and get a new cell phone mine is about shot!

 

[Solaris]

Wow, I used to think you were cool.
Shouldn't you be using your winnings to finance some sort of Socialist co-operative? Or possibly even a Revolution/revolutionary organisation?
Or perhaps you should be donating a load of it to Respect? Or to the Socialist Workers' Party?
Seeing as you've got more money than God, shouldn't you be putting it towards realising the political ideals you so fervently espouse, rather than going in the exact opposite direction and succumbing to the lure of material goods away from the cause of revolution?
Just a suggestion.

And for the record, that "joke" about AL's dad was so far past the line it's ridiculous. I know you apologised for it, but what the hell...

Ye I sucked there. My great uncle died in Northean Irealand too, although he kinda asked for it. I'm sorry shouldn't have said that AL.

And Oh sh*t, I would fund some kind of revolutionary party or something, maybe buy an Island and start a communist state there. Then that would prove how cool communism is and everyone will want to join and then we'll expand.

 

[Raziaar]

Ye I sucked there. My great uncle died in Northean Irealand too, although he kinda asked for it. I'm sorry shouldn't have said that AL.

And Oh sh*t, I would fund some kind of revolutionary party or something, maybe buy an Island and start a communist state there. Then that would prove how cool communism is and everyone will want to join and then we'll expand.

You can't even prove how cool it is on an internet forum. I don't think throwing money at the problem will help your cause be more effective and appealing.

 

[15357]

he's not interested in hand outs he's more of the booted heel to the back of the neck authoritarian than humanitarian

With steel tips, yes.