What would you do if you won 999 trillion dollars?

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77cash

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Alright this is what I would do. I would first have a heart attack because I won 999,000,000,000,000 dollars. Then I would go t oall my homies in the hood and give em 5 million dollers each. After that ill buy the NBA, NFL, and MLB and make my own teams.with doing all of that, it would leave me with 998,800,000,000,000. I would visit every country and give them all 1 billion dollars to help out with all there needs. Then go to a shopping spree and buy 100 cars, a house in all 50 stats and in evry country. Give some money to alot of charity's around the world. I would then hire 20 guards to walk around me when im around people so they wont kill me(got lots of enimies). I would cal up Bill GAtes and laugh and say that I have more money then him. Buy the Playboy company and tell them to live me. Then I would probly have 997,000,000,000,000 dollars left. I would store it in the biggest vault in the world, 30 feet thick walls with a DNA openar. I would then chill back , quite school and chill with all the playboys.
 
I'd buy Rhode Island and officially rename it: Petoria.
 
I would buy this web site.....

.....then ban your sorry ass!

Right.... next silly question.:devil:
 
the hardest thing would be giving $899,999,999,999,999 to charity and keeping a dollar for myself but it'd be cool if i could actually do that.
 
Sorry to ruin your shit game, but if that much money existed, there would be no point in it, for example, a mars bar would cost a few million.


Isnt that the guy who spammed big adverts in his posts?

www.300bucks.ca
 
I'd buy a huge house with lots of property, build a motocross track, and buy a bunch of motorcycles. I'd probably get bored with all of that money though, since I wouldn't have to work for the things I want, therefore making it less sweet to get something cool. Not to mention that women would like me for my money and not for me.
 
Shodan said:
Sorry to ruin your shit game, but if that much money existed, there would be no point in it, for example, a mars bar would cost a few million.
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truetrue
 
Well, judging by my past experiences with winning massive amounts of money, I'd wake up.
 
Yeah if you had that much money then the worlds monetary system would break down (since you could afford EVERYTHING). So if you want to kill mankind then go ahead.
 
I would spend a few billion dollars into a coverup campaign that there was actually this much money and the whole 'winning' of it was a lie, thus protecting against inflation.
 
JNightshade said:
Well, judging by my past experiences with winning massive amounts of money, I'd wake up.
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Rofl, that's the best thing I've heard all day.
 
A) It would cause widespread inflation if you were allowed that, not to mention ownership over the world

B) The United States government would rape you
 
I'd buy an infinate amount of Sparkling Wine for me and my flatmate to drink. In fact, with that much money we may move up to proper Champagne.
 
I would give $999,000,000,000,000 away to charity and keep $1,000,000,000,000 for myself.
 
How about...

Toilet paper made from heavily softened $100 bills stitched together with gold thread?
 
77cash said:
I would store it in the biggest vault in the world, 30 feet thick walls with a DNA openar. I would then chill back , quite school and chill with all the playboys.
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You might want to stay in school for a bit longer....
 
TechnoHippyChic said:
How about...

Toilet paper made from heavily softened $100 bills stiched together with gold thread?
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and flaked with gemstone dust to powder yourself.
 
if I had (large amount of money) I would buy legos. then donate to charity. because charity is the charitable thing to do.
 
Well, I would pay for all of Munro's on site ads, so that would leave me about $20 or so
 
I would skip charity, and just give money to poor countries.

Either that, or force the entire world to unite under one Communist government through effective flaunting of my monetary-penis. And through the institutionalization of my moral beliefs, I'd force the world into a form comprised mainly of Communist fundamentals, love for each other, and a shitload of contraceptives.
 
Unite Earth into a military police state where there are no politicall freedoms.
 
Get laid - often. Seriously, though, I think the idea is that you have enough money to do basically anything. I think after some obvious things (setting my family up, for example) I'd start a real space exploration program - none of this sissy "maybe we'll go to the moon again!" crap - I want heads on the Jovian moons, dodging particles in Saturns rings - everything.
 
This is an utterly pointless question. With 999 trillion dollars, you can do literally anything there is to do, and buy anything in the world you want. So there is no point in asking what you would do, because you can do it all.

So, realistically, this thread should read "What is your paradise?"

Um, I'd spend my young life having as much fun as possible. Probably buy 16 super gaming pc's for lan party after lan party with my friends in my mansion.
 
vegeta897 said:
Um, I'd spend my young life having as much fun as possible. Probably buy 16 super gaming pc's for lan party after lan party with my friends in my mansion.
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You know you're a geek when..........

:D
 
999 Trillion dollars?

Man i'd just give out a small portion, extremely small and just make everybody rich.
 
999 Trillion? OMG that's like the biggest number in the world! :eek:
 
Like everybody else said, absolutely anything is possible with that sum of money, so it's kind of ridiculous to ask such a question.

But to narrow myself down to one thing (and one of my very few altruistic actions), I'd legalize cannabis with a bribe. When all else fails, throw money at the problem. Surely the dicks in Washington would be susceptible to such an offer.
 
Make everyone in the forums here rich....... Buy a PS6000000000000 AND of course buy Xen and the Combine Homweworld! MUWHWWHAHAHAHAHHAA!
 
Build a lunar base, complete with nuclear warheads and lasers! Bwahaha!
 
ailevation said:
999 Trillion dollars?

Man i'd just give out a small portion, extremely small and just make everybody rich.
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with 999 trillion you'd be able to give everybody $150,000 and still have 32 trillion left over :cool:
 
nutcrackr said:
with 999 trillion you'd be able to give everybody $150,000 and still have 32 trillion left over :cool:
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Since when does taking $ 150,000 from 999 trillion equal 32 trillion?:| NOBODY INFORMS ME ANYMORE!
 
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