What would you do if..

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Duke Nukem Forever was announced and was ready for release on the 10th, when the Orange Box comes out?
How would you take it?
 
Can't going to play some BF1942 with a friend. Sorry. :P
 
I would play the orange box until I start caring about this game again.
 
Duke Nukem Forever wuld be a mix of vent harrasment and bubble gum.

"I've got balls of steeelll...forever!"

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But I'm on my FIRST PIECE OF STRIDE!!!111"

Blow it out your orifices.
 
I'd lol at anyone who bought it and then play some ep 2
 
It would amuse me greatly. I have no interest whatsoever in Duke Nukem but i want to buy the game for the sole purpose of having it after its been in development so long.
 
I think I would buy the game, then I would replace the "footstep.wav" with Duke Nukem saying "Balls", and my "jump.wav" with him saying "Balls of steel".

"Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls bang bang balls balls balls balls of steel!".

Or maybe I would have that realization that I am indeed dreaming. Strangely, this is exactly the type of shit I would dream up.
 
Yea, Duke Nukem isn't really good.. Orange Box topples over it by a hundred million billion infinity miles...
 
I think I would buy the game, then I would replace the "footstep.wav" with Duke Nukem saying "Balls", and my "jump.wav" with him saying "Balls of steel".

"Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls bang bang balls balls balls balls of steel!".

Or maybe I would have that realization that I am indeed dreaming. Strangely, this is exactly the type of shit I would dream up.
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

that deserved every :laugh: it got.
 
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