What would you do if........

NeonSpyder said:
(living in canada) i'd go into the mountains, find an abandoned cabin and sip diet mr.pib until the zombies came for me, in which case i'd flee into a higher vantage point on a hill or something and use my hunting rifle to keel ze zombies.

it would be fun if they weren't out to eat my flesh.
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Lots of things would be...like talking with people on a forum :p
 
I'd try to convert them to christianity like that guy in the news today who tried that with two lions. Worked out quite good :E
 
RoyaleWithCheese said:
I'd try to convert them to christianity like that guy in the news today who tried that with two lions. Worked out quite good :E
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He was converting lions?
 
haha..if the world turned to zombies I would run for president...oh wait it looks like a zombie just got re-elected.DAMN!
 
Icarus said:
Lots of things would be...like talking with people on a forum :p
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I'm not after your flesh! reallly!
 
Icarus said:
He was converting lions?
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Yes, a religious fanatic taiwanese nut was trying to convert the lions by reciting bible texts to them. He was fortunate that the pissed off lions had just eaten so he suffered only small injuries...
 
Noooo Really! I am not!

/me gets out butcher's knife.
 
im just waiting for a zombie infestation. in my opinion: best apocalypse situation ever.
 
Well.. I'd try and get together with a small group of people, like in Shaun of the dead. Perhaps get a good melee weapon, a baseball bat or find a sword or something in someone elses house. I'd probably loot alot.. :(

I would try and get on top of a mall or something, perhaps travel to a fortress place by car. A sweet car. :D
 
That or go Vice City with an MP5 and a Superbike.
 
bliink said:
convert my local mall into an urban fortress, then sit on the roof of a building i've picked out and pop zombies with a rifle :D

EDIT: perfect thread :p
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I'd go hide with bliink, she seems sorted. :LOL:
 
haha, I'd sort myself out with some kind of nifty weapon, then, with friends, stock up on supplies and flee to the countryside and try and wait it out.

That, or I go zombie hunting
 
Noone for enslaving the zombies and using them for cheap labor? Noone? Excellent...
 
I'd hide under a table. That would make it all go away..
 
Ritz said:
I'd hide under a table. That would make it all go away..
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Just like they taught you to do incase of a bombing from above..how pointless was that :p
 
Escape into the northern Canadian wilderness and periodically spy on the zombies to see how their progress is.
 
Machetes and blades don't jam or need reloading. Remember that.
 
Get about 3 layers of radiation suiting and douse the entire area with heavy radiation.

Sit back and laugh.
 
Turn into Will Rock and send them all to Hades in a handbasket!

OR

Hide until Heaven is full to and wait until the angels came down and kicked their dead asses
 
I'd go down my local pub for a beer :D

No really, if the world was screwed up like in Dawn/Shaun of the dead with slow zombies, i'd get some form of weapon and make my way on my bike to somewhere safe, a shopping centre of sometihng i can get lots of food and barracade myself into... failing that, i'd steal a boat, lots of food and supplies and get myself sailing to Gibralter/Ilse of white or Mann and hopefully the zombies wont get there.

If it was like 28 days later, with fast zombies, i'd be ****ed. just like eveyone else in that film :)
 
oldagerocker said:
If it was like 28 days later, with fast zombies, i'd be ****ed. just like eveyone else in that film :)
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that film was so cool...
 
I'd just round up a friend and start poppin' zombies. I dont do big groups.
 
Ive seen a plane that can fly indefintaly without fuel

but hasnt been built was a proggy on discovery bout it

Basically its a glider with a huge wingspan and photovoltaic sp. Panels

Solar panels for teh dummies
and it flies and oculd take photos and stuff
 
I'd hole myself up in a mall with Ving Rhames and the mope master.
 
my friend and i have been training for this very situation for years. firearms are the solution.
 
Anyone seen Braindead? BEST zombie film lol

Mmmm custard :cheese:
 
How did the zombies find the survivors in Dawn of the Dead anyway? They all seemed to know exactly where they were...
 
meh everyone knows undead are slow, stupid and FLAMABLE. Burn them all! Or attack them with blades/crowbars made out of silver.
Of course I could just get my level 44 paladin and use turn undead!!11
 
Joims said:
Ive seen a plane that can fly indefintaly without fuel

but hasnt been built was a proggy on discovery bout it

Basically its a glider with a huge wingspan and photovoltaic sp. Panels

Solar panels for teh dummies
and it flies and oculd take photos and stuff
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It was built, i think it is one of Burt Rutan's aircraft. All it was one a big wing with solar panels on the top and lots of propellors that spin slowly.
 
Razor said:
It was built, i think it is one of Burt Rutan's aircraft. All it was one a big wing with solar panels on the top and lots of propellors that spin slowly.
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but you still need food though...
 
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