What would you guys do...

poll

  • I'd spill his soft drink on the floor right then and there.

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • I'd smooch his throat after he got off the subway.

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • I'd stalk him and then cut any skin cancers he may have off when he was alone and then make him than

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'd stalk him and present him with an award in front of his wife and kids with my bare hands.

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • Total voters
    16
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If some lovely man started doing impromptu caricatures of other passengers in front of you on the subway?
 
I would make sure it was you so I could end your spree of stupidity.
 
I'm pretty sure it's a bot, Shem.
 
Of course, but it puzzles me that he's still here.
 
it puzzles me how you cant enjoy such wonderful works of art
 
I would spite him by eating fresh with an unbeatable selection of fillings and sauces, with bread made fresh in-store!

(Yeah we don't really have subway trains here.)
 
BabyHeadCrab said:
What's your favorite Subway™ sandwich?
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Melt with all salads but olives and jalapenos, with like, ranch/thousand island/honey mustard. Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffyeah

Haven't had subway in ages, actually. I lived right around the corner from one for a while so I kind of lost my appetite for it. :v
 
I'd move away from the asshole. I guess I'll go with option 2.
 
I would inhale the smoke and mildly enjoy the feeling of warmth it brings.
 
The Subway... those ****ing stores are everywhere.
I think the only sane thing to do would be to follow him home, tie him to a chair, rape his wife, kill his wife, then put his wife in a sandwich and eat her.
And I'm curious as to why this is not an option?!?!?!??
 
I would cough in his direction, without covering my mouth.

Also, I had no idea New Zealand had Subway restaurants. Did they do $5 footlongs every day this month like they did here? I have one thats walking distance from where I work, and god damn I'm sick of it now.
 
146.185.23.179 : torland1-this.is.a.tor.exit.server.torland.me
 
Krynn72 said:
I would cough in his direction, without covering my mouth.

Also, I had no idea New Zealand had Subway restaurants. Did they do $5 footlongs every day this month like they did here? I have one thats walking distance from where I work, and god damn I'm sick of it now.
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According to the website they're going for $7.

Man I really ****ed this thread good.
 
Yeah glad Bad^Hat made this thread about sandwiches.

also, lol@rim-hair
 
Jesus, who voted for the first option? That's uncalled for, man.
 
What.
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Aww, why did we ban this fella? Maybe if we stopped banning all entertaining members and closing all funny threads, people wouldn't flee the site like Somalians during a drought.
 
If we let people like Darwin live here, we'd turn into SPUF in no time. Please, we've already done enough changing as it is.
 
why would a bot ask a questiong like that? why? to get email adresses?
 
Every single time I read the title, all I can think is "... for a Klondike bar?" and then I want ice cream.
 
The Monkey said:
Aww, why did we ban this fella? Maybe if we stopped banning all entertaining members and closing all funny threads, people wouldn't flee the site like Somalians during a drought.
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We already have Willie. What more do you want?
 
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