What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

[Stormy]

Seriously, what the hell is the difference. I always thought jam was more berry based wile marmalade was citrus based.... UNTILL I saw pineapple jam which is citrus right?

Perhaps the fact that pineapple grows on stalks rather then from trees is the deciding factor? :rolling:

 

[Eejit]

Pineapple ain't citrus.

 

[CptStern]

here ya go

 

[Stormy]

Already googled it and it winged lots about Jelly, what kind of pussy eats jelly! Eat some real preserves pussys!

 

[SimpleAssassin]

I dont know but both make me feel quite sick in large quantities.

 

[kineaesth]

Marmalade involves much more peel. Therefore, all though it has a lot of sugar, it's much more tart than jam. Jam contains more fruit.

 

[Warbie]

You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass.







Sorry, old joke that did the rounds when I was a kid

 

[DEATHMASTER]

The hell's the difference between jam and jelly anyways. Don't google that for me, I don't give enough of a shit.

 

[Eejit]

Americans call Jam 'Jelly' and they call Jelly 'Gello'.

 

[Stormy]

Americans call Jam 'Jelly' and they call Jelly 'Gello'.

What foolish fools!

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Americans call Jam 'Jelly' and they call Jelly 'Gello'.

Gelatin. The only reason we call it "Gello" is because of the brand Jell-O. It is the most common of the brands. *Bill Cosby Voice* They also make pudding.

 

[ThunderDawg]

Jam is tasty and delicious with peanut butter in a sammich,
while marmalade is a skanky ho with freakishly long butt hair.

marmalade

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Jello != jelly, crazy bastards.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

American jam - Oh please. Real jam is made with 96 % of fruit and 4 % of sugar.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

might as well make it a fruit puree and PB sammich

 

[tesher06]

No clue but I know the difference between jelly and jam. I can't jelly my finger up your @%# but I can jam it up there haha.. a joke a friend told me.