what's the most evil thing you have ever done?

[Krynn72]

I made fun of some huge dork who programs and can't get any girls because he's so whiny.

He turned into this whiny bitch and tried to tell me that I was pathetic and my life meant nothing. I pretended to be suicidal because I felt so bad for the dork-ass.

:angel:

OMG!

/read theStevens' post again
/gasp!

When I was in high school I sat at a table with four kids during lunch. One day three of us decided to make a concoction of all the nasty leftovers from our lunches, and turned them into a paste like substance. This was while one of our group was at the trash cans throwing his stuff out. We put the concoction in one of those tiny paper cups, placed it on his seat, and pushed the chair in. When he came back we thought he would see it and say "haha guys, very funny". Of course, he didnt, and he sat on it.

All three of us busted out laughing because we thought it would never work. At first he was confused, then he understood and started laughing with us, knowing what he just did.

But this stuff was vile, and it got all over his ass. He had to walk across the whole cafeteria with that crap on him, and everyone in the room was roaring. We could tell how embarassed he was when he was walking, and we all stopped laughing and felt bad. Some girls at another table told us we were dicks, and were giving us a hard time for awhile, so we got up and went to go find him and give our apologies. We found him in his gym shorts and he had his other friends around. They all give gave us that very very pissed off look, and they wouldnt even let us get close enough to talk to him.

He never said a word to any of us until the end of our senior year. I still feel bad.

 

[TheSomeone]

he told me, uhh i mean him that his WOW figurines were out of chronological order

D:

 

[Beerdude26]

I stole calcium from chemistry Lab and put them into the toilet. It exploded.

You mean Sodium

Oh and you could have been killed btw lol

 

[kirovman]

You mean Sodium

Oh and you could have been killed btw lol

Any alkaline metal would do, but sodium is the weakest reaction irrc.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I told a bi-polar girl with a drawer full of razor blades that I never really loved her.

Oh, and uhh, I also pissed on my friend's dog when I was much younger. I have no idea what came over me and I immediately regretted it >.>

 

[French Ninja]

I joined the church of Scientology.

Hail Xenu!

 

[Bad^Hat]

I took a dump in the tank of the toilet (the top part). Would have ****ing owned the poor sucker if it wasnt my own toilet.

LOL'd so hard I pooped a little.

Oh yeah, and I chucked an I.O.U. in a Red Cross donation box once :x

 

[bbson john]

You mean Sodium

Oh and you could have been killed btw lol

Yes, I typed too quick, I mean sodium. But just a small amount of sodium, the explosion was not that strong. Just the salty toilet water blew all over my body, and clothes. Luckily my face didn't make contact with the water since the water might cantain sodium hydroxide (a highly corrosive alkali). But it was very dirty since some poop may also included in the water.
Anyway, I didn't expect sodium will explode in water. I thought it would only burn or something. But then again, it truely exploded. I don't know why. Perhaps there were some unknown reactive substances in the toilet water.

Any alkaline metal would do, but sodium is the weakest reaction irrc.

No, Lithium is weaker. However, initially I am trying to steal potassium. But it cracked and disappeared so fast in air. I don't have paraffin oil to store it anyway. But I would try to do it next time if I have any chance.

 

[JNightshade]

Try it with Francium next time!

(note: I take no responsibility for what this may or may not result in )

 

[Steven]

I made fun of some huge dork who programs and can't get any girls because he's so whiny.

He turned into this whiny bitch and tried to tell me that I was pathetic and my life meant nothing. I pretended to be suicidal because I felt so bad for the dork-ass.

:angel:

oh noes

Yeah but this guy was pretty much a geek himself though. I'm not the stereotypical geek he just wanted to impress girls and I was a target because I can program. I can't get girls because of the way I look, not because I'm some loser who collects D&D figurines.

EDIT: Also I honestly believe this guy was to dumb to fake it, he's kind of like a chav.

 

[Rizzo]

Oh come on Steven, it can't be that bad

 

[15357]

I am an undercover agent for Japan.

*Calls NIS*


And I once threw a compressed bottle containing Sulphur + Hydrogen (don't remeber folmula) into a picketing crowd. Naturally, they all dissolved. The newspaper headline read: "Peaceful picketers outside research lab shot with tear gas". Lol.

 

[Reginald]

I stole some guy's bike helmet as a joke and waited outside of school with it for him. Turns out he got really annoyed and thought I took it home with me and he left the school by another exit and on his way home he had to dodge a van, skidded into the pavement went over the handlebars and got knocked unconcious. He's fine now though and we laugh about it. I felt really bad at the time/next morning.

 

[Azner]

I slept with this girl named "Karina." I met her through some guy on the internet. She was kind of ugly too.

Is this the second time you insulted me or was it some guy with the same avater... no offence taken... happy me...

 

[Solaris]

Is this the second time you insulted me or was it some guy with the same avater... no offence taken... happy me...

Don't worry your highness, it won't happen again.

 

[Steven]

I slept with this girl named "Karina." I met her through some guy on the internet. She was kind of ugly too.

I love you. <3

 

[Azner]

I love you. <3

I guess thats a int to change my sig =) ok... hehehehehehehe