What's the stupidest/strangest thing you've ever done?

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I really can't remember a particular moment now; but just a few minutes ago while making a milkshake, I started thinking about this girl I met, and instead of putting the chocolate inside the milk, I put the milk inside the chocolate container... lol.

What about you...?
 
Hmm... I can't really think of anything right now..

oh wait

I was babysitting for a friend, and stayed overnight and was awake till about 1. They woke me up at 8am (bah) and we had breakfast. I'd just poured a cup of tea, and instead of putting the lid of the sugar jar back onto the jar, I put it on my cup of tea and spilt it everywhere...

I suppose the stupidest thing I've ever done is eat a paintball. God knows what brand it was, all I know is that it tasted frigging awful. I had to lick the nearest non-paint covered object to get the paint off, which happened to be a tree. That was fun. I'm used to the taste now, actually
 
Well today I was driving home from the sandwich store, and I decided to look at the reflection of the road in my glasses in the rear view mirror. I drove all the way home that way.
 
SHIPPI said:
I suppose the stupidest thing I've ever done is eat a paintball. God knows what brand it was, all I know is that it tasted frigging awful. I had to lick the nearest non-paint covered object to get the paint off, which happened to be a tree. That was fun. I'm used to the taste now, actually
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Welcome to the addiction, sign upp for a paintball eating contest (they exist!!)
I ate my first when when I got shot in the head
Went through the mask, I said "hey thats not that bad!".

Stupidest thing I've ever done...... had the hand switch thing goin with chocolate chips and ball bearings. Didn't swallow any though I came close.
 
I've done plenty of stupid things.

My ex for instance was rather kinky, and insisted that I shave pubic hair because she found this 'sexy'. Suffice to say it itched for weeks... so I'd consider it rather stupid.
 
ok, well one time we had a skit to do in German class. it was of a cafe and we had to serve people while speaking in German. my group thought that it would be cool for everyone to wear a costume so picking up the collest one in my house, the blue bear costume that would barely fit a 10 year old (it even has a hat with ears). so were about to start the skit but my whole class (the entire grade) gets called into the cafeteria. i come in a little late, thinking i took the suit off, everyone stops and bursts out laughing, i didnt know what was going on at all. it was so funny.
 
craigweb said:
I've done plenty of stupid things.

My ex for instance was rather kinky, and insisted that I shave pubic hair because she found this 'sexy'. Suffice to say it itched for weeks... so I'd consider it rather stupid.
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it is disgusting if you dont shave ur pubic hair / arm pits for a while... think about ur hygeine
 
My ex for instance was rather kinky, and insisted that I shave pubic hair because she found this 'sexy'. Suffice to say it itched for weeks... so I'd consider it rather stupid.
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Nothing wrong with shaving every once in a while...

stupidest thing I've ever done is punched my closet door trying to break it (I was learning karate and was on a sort of power trip) and instead I broke my knuckle
 
One time I was chewing on a glowstick and it like got on my tounge, doesnt taste to good. But im still standing.
 
nofx said:
One time I was chewing on a glowstick and it like got on my tounge, doesnt taste to good. But im still standing.
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I've done that before. One broke in my pocket one time and my hands were glowing green all night. It was sweet.

..my stupidest was probably throwing motor oil all over a house that was half way complete construction.
 
FoB_Ed said:
stupidest thing I've ever done is punched my closet door trying to break it (I was learning karate and was on a sort of power trip) and instead I broke my knuckle
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<The sound of one singular person appluading tentatively at the back of an otherwise perplexed audience rings throughout the thread>

Not entirely what what the stupidest thing I've ever done was, although I've had my share of stupid things.
I've screwed up my love life by making bad decisions too many times. Bad Thing.
But then that's just stupid not stupid and amusing in an anecdotal way, so:
When I was a child I drank some of my babysitter's asthma medicine. No-one was sure how much I'd drunk so the hospital must have been interesting for my parents. I managed to stick myself into so many accidents back then, Social Services nearly paid my parents a visit...
 
I once woke up in the middle of the night, still very much half asleep and went downstairs to get something to eat/drink cause I couldnt sleep. My mom was sleeping downstairs on the couch cause she had a migrane and sleeping upright helps. She woke up when I was downstairs and called me in to see what I was doing so late. I started rambling on about a fireman hat that I had to wear and tat I couldnt go back to sleep untill I filled the bathtub with enough golfballs that would equal the weight of a dead body...

no joke. Im crazy.
 
Mine was also milk related. I had just gotten cereal and I put the cereal box in the fridge, and the milk in the cupboard.

Later my mom asked "where'd the milk go?" and I didn't know. We found it later that night. Not a pretty sight.
 
one strange thing i've done a few times is being in a light sleep with somebody nearby and having some strange dream where somebody asks me some strange question, followed by me waking up while answering the question which has absolutely no reference to anything going on and then being eyed with a questionable look.
 
Letters said:
I looked at Evil^Milk's avatar once...
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Wow... you just... beat everyone there.

The Terminator said:
I once woke up in the middle of the night, still very much half asleep and went downstairs to get something to eat/drink cause I couldnt sleep. My mom was sleeping downstairs on the couch cause she had a migrane and sleeping upright helps. She woke up when I was downstairs and called me in to see what I was doing so late. I started rambling on about a fireman hat that I had to wear and tat I couldnt go back to sleep untill I filled the bathtub with enough golfballs that would equal the weight of a dead body...

no joke. Im crazy.
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Hey, that's actually pretty cool... I go on babbling also when I'm half asleep :E
 
:dozey: When I was younger, I would just reel in cash from my dads cabinet full of money-for-emergencies. He made it so easy to access, because he thought nobody would dare to try and take the cash. In total I took about $5000 and blew it on clothes, videogames, shoes, I bought a Gamecube for my cousin with it, 2 Playstation 2's, some new skateboards. It was cool for awhile because nobody didn't even question how I would get these items from out of nowhere. My mom then found out, luckily my stupid ass only got lectured by my mom, she didn't tell my dad, for he would kick my ass for doing that. Only me and my mom know this little dirty secret :cheers: .
 
ailevation said:
:dozey: When I was younger, I would just reel in cash from my dads cabinet full of money-for-emergencies. He made it so easy to access, because he thought nobody would dare to try and take the cash. In total I took about $5000 and blew it on clothes, videogames, shoes, I bought a Gamecube for my cousin with it, 2 Playstation 2's, some new skateboards. It was cool for awhile because nobody didn't even question how I would get these items from out of nowhere. My mom then found out, luckily my stupid ass only got lectured by my mom, she didn't tell my dad, for he would kick my ass for doing that. Only me and my mom know this little dirty secret :cheers: .
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You should have taken it and built a god PC
 
The Terminator said:
I once woke up in the middle of the night, still very much half asleep and went downstairs to get something to eat/drink cause I couldnt sleep. My mom was sleeping downstairs on the couch cause she had a migrane and sleeping upright helps. She woke up when I was downstairs and called me in to see what I was doing so late. I started rambling on about a fireman hat that I had to wear and tat I couldnt go back to sleep untill I filled the bathtub with enough golfballs that would equal the weight of a dead body...

no joke. Im crazy.
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hahaha lol!!!!!
 
PunisherUSA said:
Welcome to the addiction, sign upp for a paintball eating contest (they exist!!)
I ate my first when when I got shot in the head
Went through the mask, I said "hey thats not that bad!".

Stupidest thing I've ever done...... had the hand switch thing goin with chocolate chips and ball bearings. Didn't swallow any though I came close.
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Haha, I know they exist but I don't think we do them in the UK :p

I can't really think of anything else stupid I've done
 
I've done lots of stupid things, got arrested twice and almost a third time but it's not really my fault you see, my friends were a bit insane back then and did all sorts of crazy stuff. Once we rampaged through a pizza hut, playing frisbee with plates and having a salad bar fight, another time we ran through a Marriott hotel dressed as ghosts with white sheets over our heads (which we stole from a supply closet) and shoved the customers around... and another time we had a fight with almost the entire staff of a Mcdonalds. Good times I say :)
 
One time I was watchin TV. This was when I was about 12 yrs old. It was hot, so I wasn't wearing a shirt. While watching I got bored, so I stood up and touched the TV, and noticed how it made static electricity sounds. Then I put my naked little chest against the TV, and it made a whole lot of sound. Then my show was over so I decided to leave. While still standing with my chest right in front of the TV, I turned it off. Right when I turned it off there was a huge WOOM sound and a flash of blue light, and it felt like somebody shoved me in the chest. It knocked me back a few feet and hurt :eek:
 
Sniffing salt. Accidentally snorted some salt about two weeks ago. Doesn't feel even half as good as cocain. (I think)
Apart from that, probably when I had a nightmare about a headcrab.
 
craigweb said:
I've done plenty of stupid things.

My ex for instance was rather kinky, and insisted that I shave pubic hair because she found this 'sexy'. Suffice to say it itched for weeks... so I'd consider it rather stupid.
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That's weird, when I first shaved it all off I didn't itch at all, I felt free like I've just been liberated.
 
Well, this was quite a while ago, it was my final GCSE exam of all time...I was the last group to go in the the exam hall, as I was walking in I walked into the door! :eek:
 
When I was little I thought that the bob cats (a little tractor) casoline was actually somekind of form of coca-cola and drinked it. I got seroiusly harmed of course and got to to hospital for checking.
 
I tried to swallow a peppershaker once, that sucked. its like eating sand except it stiicks to the side of your throat and burns :(
 
Probably getting some freshly-mown grass, sticking it in a post-it note, rolling the thing up, getting my dad to light the end, and attempting to smoke it.

My dad, of course, thought it was hilarious. I was about six at the time.
 
drink beer for first time
cuz I was very drunked and I was siniging in high voice and everibody shut my mouth cuz I almost awake the parents of my friend (cuz the party was in his house)
 
Dumbest thing I ever did....prolly spent 1 summer at my friends house searching through all of The Bealtes albums and songs for "Paul is Dead" clues, this was when the internet was harder to find.

But by far it would be when I stood too close to home plate when I was 7 or so and my 18 year old just out of the navy cousin was at bat.

Aluminum bats to the back of the head hurt.
 
Myself and 2 of my friends were at a rope swing on the property of one of the friends and they bet me $10 each that I wouldn't swing on it naked. Needless to say, I did it.
While I was swinging the two of them promptly took my clothes. I only got $10.
 
stupidest- being careless next to a swimming pool at my friends house.. it led to a walk of embarassment in front of about 15 guys while my clothes were soaked through.(and i was wearing a white top.. gah!)
strangest- I walked back into the house after that.. didn't run.. thats because I didnt want to slip again, but I was already soaked, so it would have been a better choice- instead i have to live with the guys who were nearby forever reminding me of the event
 
bliink said:
stupidest- being careless next to a swimming pool at my friends house.. it led to a walk of embarassment in front of about 15 guys while my clothes were soaked through.(and i was wearing a white top.. gah!)
strangest- I walked back into the house after that.. didn't run.. thats because I didnt want to slip again, but I was already soaked, so it would have been a better choice- instead i have to live with the guys who were nearby forever reminding me of the event
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Wait...so you are a girl?
Can't be...

Case in point
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-01-14
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-01-15
 
I decided to try and drive home after getting heroically drunk. Needless to say, I bounced off a tree, totalled my car and gained some major injuries. I also acquired a nice, lengthy driving ban and a large fine.

Don't drink and drive, kids!
 
Pi Mu Rho said:
I decided to try and drive home after getting heroically drunk. Needless to say, I bounced off a tree, totalled my car and gained some major injuries. I also acquired a nice, lengthy driving ban and a large fine.

Don't drink and drive, kids!
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Sad that thats what it takes to teach you to be responsible, I'm just glad you didnt kill some kid or someone else innocent...Its one thing to put yourself in danger, but someone else? Sheesh man, grow up and do it fast. I just hope this happened a long time ago and youve learned not to be so selfish.
 
Sorry? You're not in a position to pass any judgement on me.

I made a mistake and I paid for it. It was many years ago, as it happens. Get off your high horse.
 
Stupidest thing i have done is dove out of a moving car for fun, we were filming an action movie for college, i was to dive out of the car and roll into a wall (solid brick)

So i dive out, foot gets caught on the seat, my arm goes under the back wheel, drags me out and launches me into the wall. Needless to say the wall never survived and i somehow never broke anything, the only real injury which wasn't that major was a 28 inch cur going from the back of my neck to near the bottom of my leg.
 
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