What's the stupidest/strangest thing you've ever done?

[Brian Damage]

I decided to try and drive home after getting heroically drunk. Needless to say, I bounced off a tree, totalled my car and gained some major injuries. I also acquired a nice, lengthy driving ban and a large fine.

Don't drink and drive, kids!

I can't resist... every time I hear that, I just get this mental flash of something I saw in a movie once:

"Don't drink and drive home, smoke dope and flllllly home!"

Now imagine a pothead with a wavering voice saying that...

 

[Rupertvdb]

one of my friends did the exact same thing as you pi, it's quite funny with hindsight now that everyone is ok. He still has some glass in his arm that you can prod, that's pretty cool.

Dumbest thing i ever did....there's a list that is far too long to remember but i'll wack out some highlights.

Drank 7 double vodka lime and lemonsades, 3 snakebites and doubles of gin, whiskey (x2), tequila, vodka, rum, dooleys, bourbon. On my 18th. Needless to say i had the last laugh.

Had sex on a pool table in a busy pool hall which caused intense problems from security personal to myself.

Took a piss in a nightclub...on the dance floor...further troubles with security.

Pulled a huge net above a dancefloor down causing huge problems to the general dancing....further security involvement.

Smoked a reefer in a nightclub.... fled with all the plants i could grab...further trouble with secutity.

Drove home pissed with an empty bottle of port, not many know that fine port (and maybe shit port but this was the only time i drank port and it was a gift) has a filthy residue or sediment that gathers at the bottom of the bottle. Upon getting home i spilt said residue over myself and my car seats, the cleaning bill was vast and my car still smells.

Jumped off a building at a ski resort believing the snow below would protect me, it didn't, broke nothing, sprained nothing, banged my head real hard and spent some time unconcious (about a minute).

Went naked snowball fighting.

Played slaps with a friend. This was the slaps where you bat eahc other in the head until someone gives up, it was me.

Oh God i have a fair few to go but a quick sumrise shows enough here to shame me forever so i'll stop, if my wild party lifestyle appeals just drink and smoke too much for your own good, your heart shall beat rather wildly no matter what you do and your body shall constantly ache but it's almost worth it.

 

[Razor]

The other night i got sharp stabbing pains in my stomach and felt very dizzy, so i jump out of bed and run to the toilet as best i can witout veering off into the wall. Run into the toilet and manage to sit down feeling very happy i was sat on the toilet, after about 10 seconds i realize that something is wrong so i open up my eyes and i am sat on the toilet backwards, as in, my legs were spread apart and i was sat on the seat, facing the tanky thing where the water is.

 

[Dalamari]

I was once really tired and reading some forums (these I believe) and I didn't even notice that I was peeing myself or peeing my pants, after notiicing I tried to stop but its hard to stop a pee halfway into it.

 

[Locust]

The stupidest thing I ever did occured in 8th grade. me and my friend got a gallon of Jose Quevro Dequila and I took about 12 shots in a half hour. so we decide to walk to a sandwich shop, but by that time I could hardly stand. we get there, but I end up puking all over the counter. I was falling all over the place while the casheer just watched. I go outside while my friend pays, where then my pants fall down in broad daylight on a main street. we manage to make it back to his house, but then I decide I should walk home. So I walk right infront of my junior high school when the ski bus arrives. I fall into a garbage pile, but continue my long journey home. One of my class mates dads and most of the parents saw me do this, but only the dudes dad decided to give me a ride. I was in bed the rest of the afternoon and was called into the principles office the following monday. I didn't get in any trouble, but it was by far the dumbest thing I've ever done.

 

[Gunner]

I was once really tired and reading some forums (these I believe) and I didn't even notice that I was peeing myself or peeing my pants, after notiicing I tried to stop but its hard to stop a pee halfway into it.

What the hell? were you drunk?

 

[SpuD]

Sniffed pepper... not fun

Rode a bike with tiny tires through the streets after a few rounds.... :cheers:

 

[simmo]

Sniffed pepper... not fun

Rode a bike with tiny tires through the streets after a few rounds.... :cheers:

Did you crash ? , common, tell us the gory details

 

[sHm0zY]

one time when i jsut woke up i got up got dressed got some socs but i didnt put them on yet so i went down stairs and went in the firdge i was holding the fridge handle with 1 hand and 1 with my socs so i put the socs on the shelf and i grabed the juice put the juice back in the fridge and in the afternoon i fond my socs in the fridge

 

[Gunner]

one time when i jsut woke up i got up got dressed got some socs but i didnt put them on yet so i went down stairs and went in the firdge i was holding the fridge handle with 1 hand and 1 with my socs so i put the socs on the shelf and i grabed the juice put the juice back in the fridge and in the afternoon i fond my socs in the fridge

Oh that's happened to me as well, not with socks but with my eye-glasses, I spent a few hours looking for them and D'oh! I found 'em next to a block of goat cheese.

 

[simmo]

Putting Coffee in my cornflakes , good thing I noticed as I was about to eat em

 

[Thandor]

my stupiest thing ever: opening a plug with a driller while the electricity was still on. however, I did not get a shock which is still an unsolved mistery and from this day on I'm wondering if I have a special misson on this planet, because I saved my friends live for like 3,4 times now... strange thing...

other stupid things:

spent 2 weeks with my class in england. on the last evening I drank 11 pints and had 4 doubleshots of vodka. afterwards I tried to hook up with an english teacher from my school (I was 18, she was 31). later in the night - after I had several other drinks - I puked on her bags... however, I still have her cell phone number, and thankfully I never had any problems with the headmistress about this incident :naughty:

jumping out of the window in the second floor, hitting the ground very hard. I had a nerv shock in my back, so I could't move my feet for about 10min. another problem was the weater: I was sitting in like 3 feet depp snow with just my pants, tshirt and socks in the middle of the night. it only had -12c°.... I was ill for the next 4 days and I just get scared if I'm thinking about a fracture of my back that night...

so many other things when I was drunk...

btw: I'm from austria so most of the things happend before I was 18. we start a little earlier with drinking in good old europe...

 

[Sorze]

Heh, just a small anecdote...

I got up in the morning, real tired, and get in the kitchen. I open the fridge, get the milk or whatever, and then try to close the fridge while my head is still inside!
Really hurts! I've done this at least twice, maybe more (can't remember...)

I've also done some other stuff which I don't feel like sharing ... :|

 

[chu]

I have done several things that should of seriously injured me but I managed to walk away from it.

My friends and I stole a shopping cart from the mall. We proceeded to go to my friends house with said cart. We get one of his brother's skateboard ramps that might of had a 40+ degree angle. We put the ramp at the botton of this hill and then the fun began. The ground was a little bit soggy that day, thus we had trouble just getting the cart down the hill. Wouldn't you know when it was my turn to hit the slalom the cart practically glides down the hill.

I hit the ramp going top speed. Upon my delivery I went up about 5-6 feet in the air. The only trouble was that the cart and I started to roll backwards. I land flat on my back and my only cushion was a steel cage that fit in the back of the plastic cart.

After my arrival to the ground, I just rolled out of the cart moaning and groaning. I should of been Christopher Reeve'd but I walked away with just an imprint of the steel cage in my back.


Another time my friend and I filled up a big rubber ball with water and through process of elimination we decided to pitch it to eachother and hit it with a bat.

I went first...and last. My friend lobbed it up. I swung for the fences. The ball went 0.017 feet, the bat went 2.37 feet...straight to my knee. The bat just ricocheted off the ball and continued my follow through right to my left knee. It was another one of those pains where rolling on the ground, spitting and groaning, makes it feel better. I was walking limp for a few days to follow.

It's funny how thought processing of just how horrific things can get just kind of turns it's head while you do something completely ignorant and stupid. God I love that!!

 

[A2597]

alot....

I've been electrocuted about..7 times now from a wall socket
I've been swimming with literally hundereds of sharks around me. (That I don't count stupid. splashing in that situation, THAT was stupid, oh, and playing with a 10 foot bullshark with a large fish head and an anchor line. when it finally got ahold of the head, the line was pulled so tight it almost tore my arm off...)
4 leiters of cokecola + 2 hours time.
rearanging the psychology classroom every single day.
swimming in a muck bottom lake that has numerous alligators, poisonous snakes, snapping turtles, etc.
golfing in a lightning storm

actually installing Tomb Raider AOD after getting it free with the soundcard...bleh...

 

[bliink]

Playing 'tresspasser'

 

[[Matt]]

Whilst visiting friends in france they took us on a tour of paris and as you do whilt on your first trip to paris we had to visit and scale the eiffel tower. Whilst we took the lifts up to the top we decided on walking down the staircase for a laugh. What i hadn't taken into account was how damn long this would take and half way down with a few thousand steps between floors i got caught short so to speak. So i hate to say it but ive pissed off the eiffel tower at the tender age of 12 years old. Whats funny is that i was high enough to finish what i was doing and then look down before my goods hit the ground. Im pretty sure i saw several ant sized people stop what they were doing and look up! :E

 

[Brian Damage]

You... urinated... off the... Eiffel... Tower?

Bloody hell, there's a party-story-and-a-half...

 

[h00dlum]

btw: I'm from austria so most of the things happend before I was 18. we start a little earlier with drinking in good old europe...

so true...i cant even count how many stupid things i did when i was drunk when i was younger...

 

[Kyorisu]

4 leiters of cokecola + 2 hours time.

Only Four? Usually on my ride on the School bus I'll drink a 2 litre bottle in a minute. Howether one hot afternoon I purchased four 2 litre bottles. I chugged down about 6 litres before throwing up and burping all over the place. Thankfully I don't have that bus driver anymore hehehe...

 

[Thandor]

Only Four? Usually on my ride on the School bus I'll drink a 2 litre bottle in a minute. Howether one hot afternoon I purchased four 2 litre bottles. I chugged down about 6 litres before throwing up and burping all over the place. Thankfully I don't have that bus driver anymore hehehe...

the all time record I've ever witnessed was 8 litres in 1 day.... if anyone can beat that, he certainly has a problem with caffeine... I have to say that the temperature on that particular day was so f.... high, so its not so much in relation with the heat

 

[hero]

I really can't remember a particular moment now; but just a few minutes ago while making a milkshake, I started thinking about this girl I met, and instead of putting the chocolate inside the milk, I put the milk inside the chocolate container... lol.

What about you...?

mine is just like yours except instead of putting the milk in the chocolate i put the milk cap in the blender while it was running. so i got big chunks of plastic in my milkshake. still ate it too

MMMM

 

[hero]

my cousin decides to take a run on the tread mill going like 40 miles per an hour while drunkas hell, and this tread mill is like facing a wall so i like walked behind it manged to fall over and get stuck in between the tread mill and the wall with the thing trying to eat me alive, and then my cousin fell on the tread mill and smashed me into the wall

 

[Loshadka]

Mistook my friend's cordless mouse with my cell phone and went home with it. I realized what I did only after trying to call somebody.:E Imagine a guy on the street who is trying to call useing cordless mouse.

Also, burned my eyelashes while looking and getting closer to a stove. I looked like after chemiotherapy.

One time my friend came over to my house to do some shit with me. So he told me that he needs to go to the toilet first, so I showed him the way. Also, my dad was sleaping in the guest room(worked during the night shift) so I told the dude to be quiet. When he entered the toilet, he coled the door and I, for some unexplainable reason locked the toilet door on the external lock, returned to my room and put on the headphones.

Completely forgot about my friend. After about 20 mins I saw my dad in his underware and my friend near him, standing at the door to my room.

Apparently, after doing his stuff, my friend tryed to open the door, and since it was locked he thought that I'm just jocking and will open it now. Well, his hopes didn't come true. He sat there for about 15 minutes, waitng. Then he got pissed off and began to pound and kick the door. My dad came up to the door and opened it. My firiend, in state of shock, asked him if I'm home. My dad, still sleepy, responded with that he'll go check if I'm home. Then... After a few steps turned to my friend and said "How did you manage to get here?"