Whats the worst way to die?

[Lemon]

I read that Mongols used to poor hot gold down people throats D:
Im sure that hurts.

 

[Smoke]

Having small parts of your body burnt off bit by bit.

 

[bbson john]

The best death is on the bed.

The worst death is drowning, really terrible. You 'll never know the pain.

 

[Griz]

I hear the ebola virus is not a nice way to go.....

Tortured (whilst being kept conscious) then burned alive would be my worst.

 

[Mr Stabby]

whichever takes the longest

 

[Smoke]

whichever takes the longest

Old age?

 

[Warbie]

Having your testicles degloved and lowered into a bucket of vinegar while pins are pushed into your eyes and someone sets fire to your feet.

Being burnt to death is probably worse, although, I once read that the Saxons used to scrape all the skin from their victim with with wire brushes before cutting them in two, from the groin up, with a great big saw. That has to suck. Ivan the Terrible also used to fry people alive in huge frying pans.

People are evil.

 

[Darkside55]

...although, I once read that the Saxons used to scrape all the skin from their victim with with wire brushes before cutting them in two, from the groin up, with a great big saw. That has to suck.

I was thinking of that one too...having all your skin flayed off. But I didn't say it because that in itself probably wouldn't kill you. Well...maybe from loss of blood but that's indirect. Still a bad way to go though.

Ivan the Terrible also used to fry people alive in huge frying pans.

That is AWESOME. I mean, sucks for them, but awesome for me to read about on the internet.

 

[Zeus]

To be kidnapped, tortured, raped, and killed slow

 

[Smoke]

Having your testicles degloved and lowered into a bucket of vinegar while pins are pushed into your eyes and someone sets fire to your feet.

Being burnt to death is probably worse, although, I once read that the Saxons used to scrape all the skin from their victim with with wire brushes before cutting them in two, from the groin up, with a great big saw. That has to suck. Ivan the Terrible also used to fry people alive in huge frying pans.

People are evil.

Correction, people are INVENTIVE

 

[Gray Fox]

From that list, getting stabbed with a knive in the stomach, or for that matter shot in the stomach. That would probably hurt, but not so much that you'd pass out.
Burned alive is bad, but the pain would be so overwhelming that you would soon pass out and that it., plus the fire would destroy your nerves on touch.

Beeing burned on a hot plate would be the most painful, imagine standing on a 300 degree metal platen, your feet getting burned, and they you fall down on your arm, and that burned and peels off. Unlike with fire it wouldn't consume you very fast, and kill you with smoke. and you roll and your skin touches the metal and it melts on it. Arrhhh, just thinking about it hurts.

Or pulled apart, that seems painful too. I hrad stories about russians pulling a female chechen rebel apart with two tanks. Ooh that would hurt.
But then again any torture would hurt too.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Drowning in excrement

 

[Parlez]

Drowning, like I said in my other post.

 

[MTG_Maro]

Having your genitals burned off, then you get your stomach cut open, tongue cut off, eyes skewered, and a giant metal hammer breaking your bones. *shudders*

 

[Parlez]

Having your genitals burned off, then you get your stomach cut open, tongue cut off, eyes skewered, and a giant metal hammer breaking your bones. *shudders*

:O Now that is disturbing.

 

[MTG_Maro]

I know, I have deviating mind.

 

[Smoke]

The worst way to die for a bloke would be getting caught wanking, then getting tazered so that your grip goes rock solid and you crush your cock so it all spurts everywhere and you die.

:|

 

[Laivasse]

I can't see fire in the options so I think I'll go for knife/sharp object. For some reason just thinking of a death by a sharp object makes me think of being tortured to death by having something shiny shoved up my anus. On a related note, I heard of a form of torture/interrogation (and murder) in South America called 'el palo hablar' - 'the talking pole' - where a pitchfork is jammed into the ground so that the handle is sticking up into the air. The victim has their hands tied behind their back and their trousers and pants pulled down - then they are sat on top of the pole :| After they've spilled whatever info they may have had they are left there to die. Horrible.

Drowning comes a close second to sharp object. It's often said that you pass out and become all serene and floaty, but who actually knows this? I really think drowning would be a distressing and painful way to die.

 

[Smoke]

by having something shiny shoved up my anus.

:naughty:

 

[Laivasse]

Put that away. 'Glistening with sweat' doesn't equal 'shiny' anyway. Not the shiny I had in mind.

 

[Smoke]

Dude.... :|

Too far.

 

[Laivasse]

Dude.... :|

Too far.

*types out a 'too far up my anus'-type joke and then reconsiders/deletes*

 

[Baserape>]

Any disease that lingers on for years slowly taking away your dignity and independance.

 

[Smoke]

*types out a 'too far up my anus'-type joke and then reconsiders/deletes*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

 

[lePobz]

Id prefer to drown than to be burned alive ... although it's not a choice i'd ever like to have to make.

 

[Beerdude26]

Getting stabbed and then watching my friends get stabbed too while bleeding dry, completely helpless.

I would totally think "god this is such a ghey death" right then.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Crushed by a tractor. Let's say you get off a tractor and it starts rolling, catching some loose clothing on your leg. First your ankle breaks as you're pulled under, then you're slowly crushed from foot to head, organs forced out your mouth and any hole in your head, every bone in your body broken, praying you pass out and fast.

 

[Warbie]

Buried alive, or walled up. The last sounds you hear being you own pitiful screaming and the sounds of your nails trying to scratch a way out!

 

[The Brick]

Crushed by a tractor. Let's say you get off a tractor and it starts rolling, catching some loose clothing on your leg. First your ankle breaks as you're pulled under, then you're slowly crushed from foot to head, organs forced out your mouth and any hole in your head, every bone in your body broken, praying you pass out and fast.

One of these will do nicely.

 

[Un®ealHerØ]

my top 3 are:
being eaten
drowning
burning