whats your favourate quote/s?

Smoke · Feb 27, 2005

i like the chaos theory "something as small as a butterfly flapping its wings can ultimatley cause a hurricane halfway across the world" (dont think i got that right)

and

"the only things that are not infinite are the universe and human stupidity, im sure about the latter"
alber einstien,

i dont think i got that one right either lol

what are yours?

The Monkey · Feb 27, 2005

Who is "alber einstien"? Anywho, there are many other great ones from Albert Einstein:

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (You mixed it up there)

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Smoke · Feb 27, 2005

The_Monkey said:
Who is "alber einstien"? Anywho, there are many other great ones from Albert Einstein:

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (You mixed it up there)

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

yeah i forgot to put the war one in mine,

thanks for clearing up my mis-made quote though

Farrowlesparrow · Feb 27, 2005

"They wouldn't let me work because I was a danger to pregnant women"

One of my friends who had mumps recently

SimonomiS · Feb 27, 2005

Farrowlesparrow said:
"They wouldn't let me work because I was a danger to pregnant women"

One of my friends who had mumps recently

Mumps is going round ALOT lately. I had it and it sucked. And theres far far too many quotes to pick just one.

And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know.
- Adolf Hitler

"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."
-Edgar Allen Poe

Ill stop before I list hundreds of quotes.

burner69 · Feb 27, 2005

Bill Hicks said:
My final point about alcohol, about drugs, about pornography. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemma on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR F**KING BUSINESS!
Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my f**king life.

RIP Bill, we miss you

Dalamari · Feb 27, 2005

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

George Carlin

Darkknighttt · Feb 27, 2005

say hello to my little friend.

Ajed · Feb 27, 2005

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth" -Lenin

I like that one

Chris D · Feb 27, 2005

"I love F5. It's so refreshing!"

==ROAD=KILL== · Feb 27, 2005

That's a lot of nuts!!
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No regrettssss...missster Freeman

PvtRyan · Feb 27, 2005

"I like to eat the talking bees because I'm George Washington Christ."

"Eagles may soar free and proudly, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."

SimonomiS · Feb 27, 2005

Chris_D said:
"I love F5. It's so refreshing!"

Hah Ive seen that sigged by someone, was it you who said it?

kirovman · Feb 27, 2005

Richard Feynman quotes (a notorius Physicist working in the Manhattan Project, and he invented what we call Feynman Diagrams):

Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation.

Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.

Dr James Clerk Maxwell (Scottish Physicist in Electromagnetism),
on being told on his arrival at Cambridge University that there would be a compulsory 6 a.m. church service:

Aye, I suppose I could stay up that late.

And sadistic Joe Stalin quotes

One Death is a tragedy, one million is a statistic

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed

Razor · Feb 27, 2005

smoke said:
i like the chaos theory "something as small as a butterfly flapping its wings can ultimatley cause a hurricane halfway across the world" (dont think i got that right)

and

"the only things that are not infinite are the universe and human stupidity, im sure about the latter"
alber einstien,

i dont think i got that one right either lol

what are yours?

Einstein said "the only things that are infinite is human stupidity and the universe, and i'm not sure about the latter".

The oddest one i have come across is "Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, **** it."

Or there is "world leaders can think themselves lucky that man does not think", said by no one truer than Adolf Hitler.

Crushenator 500 · Feb 27, 2005

Peter Kay said:
Garlic bread... GARLIC BREAD!?!?! GARLIC... BREAD!?!?!

Hehehe

mr.shepard · Feb 27, 2005

^
Hehe sigged

Lemonking · Feb 27, 2005

"being gay is gay" by Lemon King

burner69 · Feb 27, 2005

Lemonking said:
"being gay is gay" by Lemon King

Brilliant

Sam2k · Feb 27, 2005

"I'm pissed of course I'm making toast"

Dekstar · Feb 27, 2005

" Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once."

Hehe. I would too!

Viperidae · Feb 27, 2005

'The following statement is true: the previous statement is false.'

ray_MAN · Feb 27, 2005

Read my sig.
"Late to bed, early to rise. Work like hell and advertise." Werner Von Braun

Venmoch · Feb 27, 2005

"Derek! Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!" - Tim

evil^milk · Feb 28, 2005

that's retarded

from the photographer guy in the movie "Elephant" when told that his friend wasn't going to the concert (in case anybody saw it)

Lemonking · Feb 28, 2005

burner69 said:
Brilliant

being a lesbian is also gay :|

Some_God · Feb 28, 2005

"Dude, check it out... it's a Llama."

"THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!" ... never stop laughing at the one.

nick_t · Feb 28, 2005

Anonymous said:
"Whoever smelled it, delt it."

"Whoever said the rhyme, committed the crime."

"Silent but violent."

Very well articulated and thruthful statements which are deeply rooted in history and have survived through hundreds of generations.

TheAmazingRando · Feb 28, 2005

Look out! Ted Kennedy's driving home!
-Tom

Watch for sharks. I accidentally bathed in fish blood this morning.
-Crow

I get more than you, and I've been neutered.
-Tom

JunkieXL · Feb 28, 2005

Ignorance is bliss.

Calanen · Feb 28, 2005

'German not forget, what blind hate hath done to thee.' on the Brandenburg Gate, apparently.

kaf11 · Feb 28, 2005

from one of my favorite historical figures, the great Sir Winston Churchill:

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour." -- Speech delivered to the House of Commons on June 18, 1940 following the collapse of France. Many thought Britain would follow. But knowing that "Hitler will have to break us in this island or lose the war" Churchill challenged the British people to uncommon efforts to win the Battle of Britain.

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

"Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.''

"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."

"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!"

bvasgm · Feb 28, 2005

Beware the fury of a patient man.
-John Dryden

kirovman · Feb 28, 2005

kaf11 said:
from one of my favorite historical figures, the great Sir Winston Churchill:

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

"'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober."

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

"Stick Around" "Knock Knock"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator

LittleB · Feb 28, 2005

lookit my sig LOL

el Chi · Mar 1, 2005

Venmoch said:
"Derek! Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!" - Tim

Yes! Spaced rules!

"Yeah well, no hard feelings, eh?"
"You shot me in the bollocks Tim."
"Like I said - no hard feelings."

"The second rule of Robot Club is you do not talk about - oh no wait that's the first rule. The second rule of Robot Club is no smoking."

burner69 · Mar 1, 2005

el Chi said:
Yes! Spaced rules!

"Yeah well, no hard feelings, eh?"
"You shot me in the bollocks Tim."
"Like I said - no hard feelings."

"The second rule of Robot Club is you do not talk about - oh no wait that's the first rule. The second rule of Robot Club is no smoking."

"I can be emotional! I cried at terminator 2, with the thumb"

Spaced is one of the best sitcoms for quite some time. And I hear they've been working on a third series. :bounce:

LittleB, that's a well funny sig :thumbs:

==ROAD=KILL== · May 28, 2005

Hey are there no more peeps with nice quotes?i meen there's like 323 577 of you guys!

Danimal · May 28, 2005

"Excuses only make the nails that build a house of failure."

xLostx · May 28, 2005

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