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What's your IQ (according to this test)?

  • <55

    Votes: 3 7.3%

  • 55-69

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 70-84

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • 85-99

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • 100-114

    Votes: 7 17.1%

  • 115-129

    Votes: 12 29.3%

  • 130-144

    Votes: 9 22.0%

  • >145

    Votes: 8 19.5%
  • Total voters
    41
When I was in 1st grade: 135

When I was in 4th grade: 130

When I was in 6th Grade: 139

When I was in 9th grade: 144


Current: 144.

Will take test and vote when I have time.
 
Ode^to^Joe said:
pics of some Mensa members from Chicago:

...

Yeah they are smart, but I am not sure I'd want to be caught hanging with them...
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That reminds me, here's what the Dilbert guy thinks about hanging out with Mensa people:
http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/11/are_smart_peopl.html

I decided to take an I.Q. test administered by Mensa, the organization of geniuses. If you score in the top 2% of people who take that same test, you get to call yourself a 'genius' and optionally join the group. I squeaked in and immediately joined so I could hang out with the other geniuses and do genius things. I even volunteered to host some meetings at my apartment.

Then, the horror.

It turns out that the people who join Mensa and attend meetings are, on average, not successful titans of industry. They are instead - and I say this with great affection - huge losers. I was making $735 per month and I was like frickin' Goldfinger in this crowd. We had a guy who was some sort of poet who hoped to one day start "writing some of them down." We had people who were literally too smart to hold a job. The rest of the group dressed too much like street people to ever get past security for a job interview. And everyone was always available for meetings on weekend nights.

But the members were, as advertised, geniuses. Mensa meetings are the strangest experience. No one ever has to explain anything twice. That's a bigger deal than you might think. Your typical day is full of moments where you ask for a cup of coffee and someone hands you a bag of nails. You don't realize how much time you spend re-explaining things until you no longer need to. Mensa is very cool that way.

However, my Mensa experience served as a warning about trusting the judgments of people who might know how to, for example, make a helicopter from objects found lying around the house, but can't manage their own lives. Is it possible that good ol' common sense and traditional values are a better foundation for important life decisions, including politics?
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Great blog post that.
Test your emotional intelligence instead: EQ

Just for the record, I got that link off a comment on Dilbert's blog. I don't read websites for women. :p
 
EQ:
You scored 75% correct!
Remember you responses need to have been as honest as possible. If you feel that your score does not reflect you, please retake the test and answer each question in the way that best represents the way you typically feel.
 
EQ: score 55% correct. Below average

Yeah that's right I'm a emotionless robot:rolleyes:

I did another EQ test and there I scored above average, just goes to show you how accurate this damn things are.
 
I'm pretty certain EQ has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of emotion you feel or show. It's about how you understand, deal with and manage your emotions and the emotions of others.
And I would argue that socially adept people are much more well poised for success in this world than intellectually accomplished people. Intelligence is only useful insofar as it has a practical application. Beyond that, it's a hinderance.

I've known a guy on the internet for several years now. He has an IQ of 172 or something absurd like that. He's fully capable of making me feel like a dumbass on certain, highly specialised topics. However, he has absolutely no clue about life. He's obsessed with this girl who broke up with him years ago, calls her all the time and keeps talking about how she's the only reason for living. He recently turned down a scholarship at Stamford because he didn't want to move away from her (he lives in Germany...). It's obvious she can't stand him.
He spends all night on the internet and all day either sleeping or on the internet. He writes 10,000 word essays for his own amusement yet can't even manage his life. He's a failure and always will be. In five years of covering the same ground over and over again, I've made no progress with him. Yet he remains utterly convinced of his own superiority over the majority of the human race.

Similar to a girl I knew on IRC, who had an IQ in the high 160s...had a serious drug problem, tried to commit suicide on a number of occassions - once kept two of us home on New Year's Eve getting the social services involved. I haven't heard from her in over a year - I do wonder what happened to her.
 
Wait, it gets better I did the test again and got if you can believe it 0% correct :LOL:

Side note: the answers I gave were completely random...
 
as if online IQ tests meant anything

i've gotten scores as high as 185 on these stupid things, and believe me, i'm nowhere near that smart, my real iq is around 135
 
I dunno about this test, but on the last IQ test I took I had a 165.
 
The last time I took an IQ test, I got an HIV+!

Yeah, I'm that smart.
 
It may be inaccurate, but my 133 reassured me that my currently-worthless college education is not in fact making me measurably dumber.

[edit] ^ I lol'd
 
btw, mensa is overrated, they keep annoying me with letters telling me to come have a beer.
 
repiV said:
It's 140 according to the official IQ test I had and 142 according to iqtest.com. I don't think I need to take any more IQ tests.
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repiV. Online tests, I think, don't mean much. Look, I swear. I just took the test over at iqtest.com and also scored a 142. Coincidence? Most likely they give people high scores because people who do well on an IQ test are more likely to pay for an intelligence report and certificate, and to recommend the test to their friends.

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124, ran out of time and didn't answer 3 questions. Not good at constructing words out of garbled letters it seems
 
118

Highest to lowest (on the individual scoring chart)

General Knowldege (90's)
Classification (90's)
Spatial (mid 80's)
Verbal (80's)
Visualization (75)
Pattern Recognition (75)
Logic (75 ish)
Short Term Memory (70's)
Mathematics (65 ish)

Test results are very disturbing :(. I always believed logic to be my biggest strength, with things like pattern recognition and spatial close after.

Yes, I am not very good at mafs, but :( :( :(

118 is pretty low too, isn't it?
 
sinkoman said:
118

Highest to lowest (on the individual scoring chart)

General Knowldege (90's)
Classification (90's)
Spatial (mid 80's)
Verbal (80's)
Visualization (75)
Pattern Recognition (75)
Logic (75 ish)
Short Term Memory (70's)
Mathematics (65 ish)

Test results are very disturbing :(. I always believed logic to be my biggest strength, with things like pattern recognition and spatial close after.

Yes, I am not very good at mafs, but :( :( :(

118 is pretty low too, isn't it?
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It said 100 was average, and you owned my score of 110.
 
It's over nine-thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!
 
Actually, IQ doesn't differ significantly according to age.



Still, it doesn't matter much anyway.
 
After staring at it for 10 seconds, I figured out what it meant. :p


lolness.
 
omg! we're all geniuses!!

according my human development classes, IQ is just the difference between your physical age and mental age. 100 is average, 125 is genius, 75 is mentally retarded. So basically the majority of us should score ~100, ironic how every time these IQ tests come up 95% of the people are gifted!
 
OMG! HL2 makes people into geniuses! :D
 
79.

I don't care anyway, I'm still better than you(s).
 
Ode^to^Joe said:
repiV. Online tests, I think, don't mean much. Look, I swear. I just took the test over at iqtest.com and also scored a 142. Coincidence? Most likely they give people high scores because people who do well on an IQ test are more likely to pay for an intelligence report and certificate, and to recommend the test to their friends.

1421fl.gif
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The official test I had was done by the educational authorities, not some website...
 
Last time I took an IQ test, I got 138 or 140. One of those.

But that doesn't mean anything. As said before, IQ tests mean nothing, hell, even actual tests don't prove anything. My friend got a D in Biology and got an A+ on the Midterm last year. The only thing retarded is our actual education system, making us ****ing dumber each second thanks to this No Child Left Behind bullshit. We are taught the very basics, but not enough to understand any of it. And we're also taught bullshit.

Oh, went on a rant. My b.
 
IQ tests merely test your ability to take IQ tests.
 
DeusExMachina said:
Last time I took an IQ test, I got 138 or 140. One of those.

But that doesn't mean anything. As said before, IQ tests mean nothing, hell, even actual tests don't prove anything. My friend got a D in Biology and got an A+ on the Midterm last year. The only thing retarded is our actual education system, making us ****ing dumber each second thanks to this No Child Left Behind bullshit. We are taught the very basics, but not enough to understand any of it. And we're also taught bullshit.

Oh, went on a rant. My b.
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That came out of no where.
 
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