What's your porn star name?

[Mattigus]

Take the name of your first pet, and put it together with the street name that you grew up on. Throw in your middle name if it sounds right. That's your porn star name.

For example:

Me - Cali Laurel

My girlfriend - Chelsea Lynn Gravestone

My dad - Duke Leroy Holiday

Friend - Mack Johnney Moore

Friend - Pussy Palisades

 

[Dalamari]

So it goes <pet> <street> <Middle> ?

 

[Ikerous]

James Sheridan.
(0wn3d)

 

[Dalamari]

Mack Jersey

 

[el Chi]

Sonic Forburg.
It just sounds like a really bad Sci-Fi hero.

 

[Takaitokuten]

Spike Sanderling.

I'm ready for you ladies...

 

[Murray_H]

Kip Canterbury

Haha I like it!

 

[Razor]

Louise Ralph Harrowby

 

[Mechagodzilla]

'Lucky' Kirk Jubilee.

 

[Varg|Hund]

Percy Allmoge Fredrik

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Razor]

Astrocat Lansdowne...

You named your cat Astrocat.......cool name.

 

[el Chi]

My friend knows someone who called their cat Optimus Prime

 

[Mattigus]

<Pet><Middle><Street> is the order. Sorry if it was confusing.

 

[Maxi]

I go by the name of Lucky Max Richard(s) and this 'ere be my bar!

 

[PvtRyan]

Mark Tree Bark

 

[Letters]

Sheeba Walnut

Hawt.

 

[Immortal]

Sooty Ems

 

[Death.Trap]

Cali Michelle

 

[Sgt.Igneri]

truffles drexelgate..........

 

[CrazyHarij]

Snoddas Trädgårdsvägen.

No, it sounds completely retarded in swedish too.

 

[Yuri]

"Chewy" Alex Pine

I don't think it worked. Rawr.

 

[Crushenator 500]

The 'names tommy richmond.... tommy richmond david!

 

[HunterSeeker]

Big Mama Björkris.

Now that just sounds weird...

 

[CptStern]

Lucky Jim Burnett

 

[The Mullinator]

Speedy Weston.

:E

 

[PvtRyan]

Speedy Weston.

:E

Nobody likes a porn star who suffers from premature ejaculation, "speedy" :cheese:

 

[ailevation]

:naughty: Ron Jeremy.

 

[The Mullinator]

Nobody likes a porn star who suffers from premature ejaculation, "speedy" :cheese:

:flame: How dare you insult my penile endurance. I shall have you know "speedy" refers to my thrusting abilities. :naughty:

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

max anemone


holy elevator shafts! that sounds like a gay porn star!

 

[Dalamari]

max anemone


holy elevator shafts! that sounds like a gay porn star!

Reminds me of Max Hardcore.

 

[Kyorisu]

Cocoa Liberator

wtf?

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

that sounds even nastier!


wait... I'll try my wife:


Elly Sungarden

 

[<RJMC>]

Droopy JaVictoria

wtf?

 

[PvtRyan]

Droopy JaVictoria

wtf?

LMAO, I'm not sure if you want Droopy as your nickname:

droop Audio pronunciation of "droopy" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (drp)
v. drooped, droop·ing, droops
v. intr.

1. To bend or hang downward: “His mouth drooped sadly, pulled down, no doubt, by the plump weight of his jowls” (Gore Vidal).
2. To bend or sag gradually: flowers drooping in the midday heat.
3. To sag in dejection or exhaustion: drooped from lack of sleep.

Worst porn name ever.

 

[Gorgon]

katja banabd

 

[<RJMC>]

LMAO, I'm not sure if you want Droopy as your nickname:





Worst porn name ever.

Droopy is the name of my dog
cuz is supossed to be the pet name first right?

I will try whit my cat that its name is Cat

Cat Javictoria

better?

 

[burnzie]

Oscar Glencoe

hmmm maybe if i was back in the 1920's :|

 

[Feath]

Buddy Kensington.

 

[pAiNtHeAsS]

i never had a pet

and no middle name

so call me

Mr. Parkwood