When Stern reaches 20K posts, what will he become???

[VictimOfScience]

As Combine Overlord, Stern rules the roost not only in terms of sheer volume of posts but in quality of (most of ) them.

So what will he become??? The G-man? Breen? Gordon? Some other character altogether? Thoughts?

 

[Crushenator 500]

Does it really matter... :|

 

[Cormeh]

RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I have no idea. I thought the next landmark for another change was 30,000. :O

 

[DEATH eVADER]

RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!!!!!!!!!!

He will become the all powerful Lur

 

[CptStern]

god I hate the post county thing


cant I just become Munro?

 

[DreadLord]

god I hate the post county thing


cant I just become Munro?

Munrofl. No, silly.

 

[VictimOfScience]

Does it really matter... :|

Sure it does! If it matters enough to classify each of us by our post counts, then it certainly matters to see what people think the next milestone will be. 20K is a big one and I am sure many people here are at least vaguely interested to see what the next category will be...if there is one.

And this is General Off-Topic Chat--there's a ton of useless crap in here!

 

[mortiz]

He will become a demi-god, that newbies and us mortal posters can only aspire to.

 

[Crushenator 500]

Sure it does! If it matters enough to classify each of us by our post counts, then it certainly matters to see what people think the next milestone will be. 20K is a big one and I am sure many people here are at least vaguely interested to see what the next category will be...if there is one.

There's nothing new until 30k.

 

[Smoke]

There's nothing new until 30k.

:'(

 

[The Monkey]

There's nothing new until 30k.

Well Stern, keep posting!

 

[Ennui]

Somehow I've no doubt Stern or someone will hit 30,000.

 

[baron insig]

lol conspiracy, i bet u its at 20001 that it changes jsut to confuse yuo!!!11

 

[Crushenator 500]

Somehow I've no doubt Stern or someone will hit 30,000.

But if they do, what a title!!! :thumbs:

 

[Glirk Dient]

If stern hits 30k...and we are here to find out what happened we all need a life. Wait...we already do.

 

[Kamikazie]

If Stern doesnt reach 30K...Ennui will!

 

[Gray Fox]

What is the name for 30k.

 

[Solaris]

Banned for spamming

 

[mortiz]

A more pertient question: What happens when Stern's post count gets so large that the forum crashes since mere 32bit and 64bit servers can't deal with the number?

 

[DreamThrall]

Banned for spamming

I lol'd.

I think stern's post count needs to be expressed using scientific notation.

 

[JNightshade]

Originally Posted by Solaris
Banned for spamming

QFT

 

[jondy]

I think stern's post count needs to be expressed using scientific notation.

heh,

'Posts: 3x10^4'

 

[xombine]

Well then we'd all better start arguing with him in Politics so we can expedite this process.

 

[CptStern]

I agree

 

[JNightshade]

Well, I DISAGREE :angry:

 

[CptStern]

but I'm the overlord ..you're just a lowly cop

 

[Apocalypse89]

His mind will ascend from his feeble organic body and merge with the hl2.net servers themselves, transforming him into a sentient digital lifeform that will forever lead the HL2 community into the future.

 

[Rizzo]

Banned for spamming

I also laughed out loud.

 

[CptStern]

His mind will ascend from his feeble organic body and merge with the hl2.net servers themselves, transforming him into a sentient digital lifeform that will forever lead the HL2 community into the future.

ohh I really like that ...immortality ftw

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He will fuse his body with Breens and become..some...thing. Yeah.... :|

 

[Dalamari]

He becomes hl2.net, soon we will be posting on Stern himself

 

[kirovman]

I think Stern deserves to feature in Episode 2 for this.

Get GabeN on the phone, now!

 

[Parlez]

Might as well become part of the staff.

 

[CptStern]

He becomes hl2.net, soon we will be posting on Stern himself

newsflash: Stern patch 1.04 (beta) released!


comments: "is this the patch that makes Stern fun?"

response: "no this just fixes bugs that made Stern crash to desktop"

 

[jondy]

'Dave? ... I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that'

 

[Asknoone]

Stern will be put in the stocks.

 

[xombine]

newsflash: Stern patch 1.04 (beta) released!


comments: "is this the patch that makes Stern fun?"

response: "no this just fixes bugs that made Stern crash to desktop"

err wtf meng whats wit the new patch i dont like ctd's wtf

 

[JellyWorld]

When I was on another forum someone hit 20k posts in 2 months.

 

[mortiz]

Stern will have his own entry on big-boards.com.

 

[Dog--]

When Stern hits 29,999 the mods will reset his post-count because he will become to powerful for a meager "title". If he ever hit 30,000 he will destroy us all with his new "Powers"


I'm just saying the truth. :|