When Stern reaches 20K posts, what will he become???

I believe he will hit the post 30,000 in about 434 days.
 
he still needs another 800 posts to hit 20,000. That's more than most people will post in a year
 
he will become one or more of the following:
the gman
bant
god
 
Stern is a great rolemodel for kids everywhere... Aspiring to reach 20,000 posts on their favorite forums.
 
secret friend said:
he still needs another 800 posts to hit 20,000. That's more than most people will post in a year
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actually, acording to his posts/day ratio, it'll be about 32 days
 
Yes, he posts tons a day. It won't take long.
 
25 posts a day. I could do that once and then look back at it as my childhood memories.
 
I think he'll ascend onto another plane of existence. Or something.
 
The server will crash and reset everyones post to 0.
 
15357 said:
The server will crash and reset everyones post to 0.
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Most likely.

PS: I bet I can beat Stern to the 20k mark:cheese:
 
His post count will collapse in on itself and start back at 0.
 
Stern will never reach 30 000k becouse at 25k his poth count has become so dense that it becomes a black hole and destroys everything.
 
This:

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STERN SMASH NEO-CONS!
 
kirovman said:
This:

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STERN SMASH NEO-CONS!
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*Calls the NIS, Combat Police Divisions, Army, Air Force, Navy, Special Forces, and the Marines*
 
You probably make more posts in a week than I do in an entire year.
 
Why don't we just reset his postcount? That way, everybody's happy.
 
Well, all this theorising is very nice, but you'll have to wait to find out!

Hint: Shens is the internet.
 
well if you were to add all the posts of your many personalities I'd have a challenge on my hands :E

just post a few more cutting off your testicle threads and you'll see your post count skyrocket ..until the inevitable ban ;(
 
secret friend said:
how come CptStern has some posts? What's his secret?
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It's a well kept secret that captain stern is merely a weapon of the liberal media.

Who is stern? Is the first question, and to this you may find an answer lacking. he is everyone and he is no-one. He is every conservatives conciense and ever liberals wild side. He does not post in the conventunal sense, quite often it is not he, but his children who are posting. Whom he is teaching marxism to at a young age. It is expected that they will reach level 4 comprehension in petit bourogiesism (marx himself was only a 3) by age 9. From then on the world will be a safer/more dangerous place, depending on your income. If you are very poor, you will get little help as Stern will be to occupied point out logical and ignorant flaws in the arguments of teenagers, at a rate of 25, 2,000 word posts per week.

This begs the next question, just where does Stern get his material? Well, that is where the rea; conspiracy comes into play. You would be a fool however to think hetairia have the slightest control over stern, no. Hetairia have as much control over stern as the Feds have over kathakasung, which is to say a little amount. Stern and kathakasung are both actually arguing about the exact same thing. Just the robot - stern, has a higher level of human programming.

Stern is like your best freind, who happens to be a well informed troll, he is not looking for arguments, he's looking for justice, and when he gets 20,000 posts he will be able to retire and move on to halo2.net.
 
He'll become mecha-Stern, unless the staff can find him a host body.
 
"People were always asking me, did I know Captain Stern...."

"We have front row seats for this theater of Mass Destruction. The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of ten buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and those buildings will be reduced smoldering rubble. I know this because Stern knows this."
 
Out of interest cptstern how many hours a day do you read and post on these forums? What do you do for a living? are you married with kids? what age are you? go on lets have it....
 
I will post something long and astoundmenting when I can be bothered on this subject.
 
He'll become G-Man (that is in fact Gordon from the future!!!)
 
I think Stern is not actually a person, but simply an account created by Munro. Yes, it's a conspiracy. But don't stop reading! This is real I swear. I have several reliable sources, that are all conveniently unavailable to everyone but me.
Sterns posts are generated by a rather simple AI. It is unknown who programmed this, but it is also irrelevant. Have you ever noticed how most, if not all, of Stern's threads are simply links to news stories? This is a simple bot, that searches the internet for news posts that have certain keywords.
The rest of his non-thread-starting posts are keyword-based chosen strings of text drawn from a large array of data. This is what Munro has been working on for so long. If you look closely, you'll find a distinct similarity between the way Munro and Stern speak.
Why would Munro do this, you ask? The answer should be obvious.
 
Nothing to see here...
 
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