When will you die?

73

So, if I start going to church and flossing my teeth every day will I live longer?
 
This thing says 76. But forget that, I WILL NEVER DIE
 
67




As long as it's a happy, full, 67 years where I do amazing things and meet amazing people, that's fine. :)
 
Yeah, I didn't really see how flossing your teeth could increase longevity. Whatever.
 
You Will Die at Age 58

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Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits.

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I predicted lower.
 
79, what the hell at some of these questions "Do you consider yourself lucky?"

:|
 
You Will Die at Age 76
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You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.

Woah i couldnt mind dying `round that age.
 
I should point out that in 97 years I will have transferred my mind into a computer...and live forever (until I die)
 
76. But when I entered I took multivitamins I suddenly lived to 79, while they're mostly bad and redundant when you get your veggies/sun/meat. But then again, it's a fun test, not a scientific one.
 
It's a completely shite article as far as i'm concerned.

"do you take a multivitamin", i had to awnser no but i ****ing construct my diet so i have godlike levels of nutrition, a lot of multivitamins are pretty useless!

I could make a much better quiz.
 
Tied for last at 52. Sounds about right. Hmm, 16 more years to live. At least I'll get to see the eschaton.
 
79. Hell no.


I've noticed that the power of god (church) only extends to 3 years. :p




Anyway, I shall not die , not until I do my duty. Actually, I'd like to die in the line of duty.
 
When will I die? Never. As soon as I have reached the age of 73.4 earthling years, I will be placed in a slug-like host body which will last for several millenia. Once I have run my course, I will once again be placed in another host body. I will go through many reiterations of the aforementioned and eventually hold a place among the higher echelons of power within the mighty Combine Empire. My rule will span quintillions of galaxies, for I will no longer be known as the mere "Wallace Breen" but rather bear a name implying an entity of unfathomable complexity... I shall be called...Mecha-Breen!
 
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