When will you die?

Thursday, December 3, 2048
Seconds left to live...
1,271,398,960


almost 74 years old
 
Monday, November 10, 2092

no, no, no, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST NO

Also, I like how this assumes that any BMI lower than 25 is healthy.
Anorexia nervosa: for a happy and long life
 
not enough factors to dictate the real outcome but i got until 2060 with this clock.
 
Age of 74 on a Saturday, last day of January, 2065.
 
Everyone always says they could die 'right now' never happens...

*head explodes*
 
I put in optimistic then pessimistic and got a 42 year difference.

/:
 
I think I'm one of the only people who will die an early death according to this!!!! AND THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!! :frown: :frown:
 
It said I was going to die an early death.

It said I was going to be murdered.
 
"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt."
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A bit random, but this thread made me think of ol' Hunter Thompson's suicide note.
 
I have planted nukes in key area's around the globe. When I die in 2040 I shall take everyone of you mothers out 2 seconds before I die. I will detonate the nukes from space.
 
Thursday, August 23, 2057

A ripe old age of 74. The way this country winds up, I'll still be working. D:
 
Wednesday, December 7, 2089

96 :D, nearly 97
Do I win? :D

Also, I have, from this point - 2,565,524,327 seconds to live :D
 
There are better "death clocks" than this where they ask more question about your lifestyle (your diet, exercise habits, etc.).

Anyway, Tuesday, January 23, 2063
Interesting that I get the exact same date whether I'm a smoker or a non-smoker.
 
Saturday, January 24, 2026 wtf? Why am i the first to go? And so soon...

And what the hell, i changed to smoker, and got 2 more years. **** im picking up smoking again.
 
Hardly any of my doctors use BMI anymore because they say it's not accurate.

According to BMI, all of the England rugby team are obese.
 
I might be ready to die when I am no longer amused by my existence.
 
I think you guys are taking the shit that im going to *die 40 years before you a bit easy. Come on! 36 years old! I wonder what will happen...
 
Anybody here thinking about entering that program where they freeze your body as soon as you are declared dead, so you could be revived some time in the distant future?
 
most people just freeze their heads because freezing your entire body is expensive


that said what happens 50 years from now when the company runs out of money? they throw your frozen head in the dumpster? they sell your head to a witchdoctor for head shrinking purposes? your head is embalmed and used as a bowling ball? your head is sold at auction to a creepy little guy who may or may not be a necrophiliac?
 
Phobie said:
Hardly any of my doctors use BMI anymore because they say it's not accurate.

According to BMI, all of the England rugby team are obese.
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Maybe it should be called BDR

Body Density Ratio
 
A novelty. Nothing more.

I hope nobody takes this seriously.
 
CptStern said:
most people just freeze their heads because freezing your entire body is expensive


that said what happens 50 years from now
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You end up on Futurama.

futurama_cartman.jpg
 
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