when women think you are gay

[Que-Ever]

well, dang, I dunno... are you a nerd?

 

[madog]

well, dang, I dunno... are you a nerd?

far from it. I dress like metalish i guess. Black hoodies, some hardcore metal band shirt and some jeans, long hair/bangs that own.

 

[Parlez]

One time there was a big gay parade outside my house (I live in D.C) Any way there was thousands of gay ppl on the street I was scared 8O

 

[Greatgat]

I've been accused of being metrosexual. I don't see it though, but let's see.

1. I wear form-fitting clothes. Not tight, per se, but fitted.
2. I keep my nails trimmed.
3. I'm a cell phone whore.
4. I wake up some mornings and feel the urge for accessories.
5. I have that messed up, styled hair thing.
6. I have a loufah.

...my god.

 

[Murray_H]

I've been accused of being metrosexual. I don't see it though, but let's see.

1. I wear form-fitting clothes. Not tight, per se, but fitted.
2. I keep my nails trimmed.
3. I'm a cell phone whore.
4. I wake up some mornings and feel the urge for accessories.
5. I have that messed up, styled hair thing.
6. I have a loufah.

...my god.

ur gay lol

 

[madog]

But yet no one knows what madog is... the great mystery of this universe.

 

[Greatgat]

But yet no one knows what madog is... the great mystery of this universe.

This madog don't hunt, son.

*gets rifle*

Anyway, no, I'm not gay. I love the boobs. I do not love the cock. In fact, if I had any choice in the matter I would get rid of-

...my car. It doesn't run the best anyway.

 

[madog]

This madog don't hunt, son.

*gets rifle*

Anyway, no, I'm not gay. I love the boobs. I do not love the cock. In fact, if I had any choice in the matter I would get rid of-

...my car. It doesn't run the best anyway.

we know you are not gay but i dont get the part about me... I dont hunt? or are you telling your son not to hunt me?

 

[Lou]

far from it. I dress like metalish i guess. Black hoodies, some hardcore metal band shirt and some jeans, long hair/bangs that own.

madog you need to post a pic. I'll tell you if your problems are real or imagined.

Anyway, no, I'm not gay. I love the boobs. I do not love the cock. In fact, if I had any choice in the matter I would get rid of-

...my car. It doesn't run the best anyway.

You sound a bit confused

 

[Qonfused]

far from it. I dress like metalish i guess. Black hoodies, some hardcore metal band shirt and some jeans, long hair/bangs that own.

I love the placement of the word "hardcore" in there.

 

[Greatgat]

we know you are not gay but i dont get the part about me... I dont hunt? or are you telling your son not to hunt me?

Sorry, quote from a movie.

You sound a bit confused

Just because it amuses me.

 

[madog]

I love the placement of the word "hardcore" in there.

eh i know hardcore sounds kinda weird when you say it outloud.

 

[The Mullinator]

This is from personal experience, most of you have probably read the "Ode to the nice guys" article:
http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html

Well there was something that the author must have never quite experienced. You see when you are the nice guy to a girl who doesn't know you they often make the assumption that you are gay. I dress very straight, I have a very deep voice and I almost speak with a slight... Farmers accent (not sure how else to describe it) no lisp or anything like that. Yet I have still had girls think I am gay because they didn't think regular guys would be willing to just make small talk without trying to hit on them.

 

[madog]

See Im shy and too nice to people. But girls dont even like me for that! They dont even give me the thought of being a fag. It is like I dont even exist, which would probably be better than this shit. But anyway they are all ****ed and over rated.

 

[XANA]

i never had a lisp when i had braces, although for some reason, any time i made a th sound or f sound, id hear a whistle like noise. nobody noticed it thankfully.

 

[madog]

madog you need to post a pic. I'll tell you if your problems are real or imagined.


You sound a bit confused

What problems do you speak of?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

This is from personal experience, most of you have probably read the "Ode to the nice guys" article:
http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html

Well there was something that the author must have never quite experienced. You see when you are the nice guy to a girl who doesn't know you they often make the assumption that you are gay. I dress very straight, I have a very deep voice and I almost speak with a slight... Farmers accent (not sure how else to describe it) no lisp or anything like that. Yet I have still had girls think I am gay because they didn't think regular guys would be willing to just make small talk without trying to hit on them.

If he had feelings for her that whole time and put up with all that crap without letting it be known he brought it on himself. No confidence = nothing to show. If he didn't want a romantic relationship with the woman, it wouldn't bug him that she never made any advances on him or 'noticed him in that way.' Obviously he's sad she didn't even though he was 'nice.'

Nice keeps you IN a relationship. It does jack shit for starting one, confidence has everything to do with that.

 

[madog]

If he had feelings for her that whole time and put up with all that crap without letting it be known he brought it on himself. No confidence = nothing to show. If he didn't want a romantic relationship with the woman, it wouldn't bug him that she never made any advances on him or 'noticed him in that way.' Obviously he's sad she didn't even though he was 'nice.'

Nice keeps you IN a relationship. It does jack shit for starting one, confidence has everything to do with that.

But what about me?

 

[Skaadi]

Some of the time people think i'm a lesbian ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

 

[Lou]

Some of the time people think i'm a lesbian ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

Post a picture and I will tell you if your problems are real or imagined. Fact.

 

[madog]

Post a picture and I will tell you if your problems are real or imagined. Fact.

Can you tell me what you mean by problems? I have problems? Eh?!

 

[Skaadi]

Post a picture and I will tell you if your problems are real or imagined. Fact.

the damn link is around here somewhere........meh

 

[Teta_Bonita]

I was at a restaurant with this friend of mine the other day and then we met this very nice girl and started talking to her. After a while, she said to us: wow, you guys are cool, I didn't know guys like you were that cool. So we asked her what she meant by 'guys like you'. To which she answered: you know, gay. We tried to explain her she was wrong but she didn't seem to believe us. Now, isn't that sad?

yeah, sucks doesn't it? :hmph:

 

[madog]

yeah, sucks doesn't it? :hmph:

Well at least girls acknowledge his existence.

 

[CyberPitz]

Solution: Don't talk to women. They're inferior.

<3
So true baby!

 

[Skaadi]

<3
So true baby!

*slaps pitz*

 

[dream431ca]

When women think your gay, you blow them away, of how you can play, with your chicken souffle.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Wow Lou...you say every woman is attracted to you? Interesting...

Then you go to tell us it's not a bad thing to spend more time than girls do to get ready? I haven't found a girl yet that says its ok for their man to spend more time on his looks than she does.

I think you have your ideas of attraction off, girls dont want guys that are just like them, it adds no challenge or anything to figure out. It is not interesting if they know how you think and have you figured out. Thats what keeps relationships going...being spontaneous, never letting her completely figure you out because it would be boring then and she will look to other guys that are a challenge for her to get and for her to figure out.

Anyways im done...by the pic I saw of you lou I doubt every girl is attracted to you. It is really cocky for anyone to say that.

P.S. A gay guy hit on me once...it was really akward since he was my friend. Oh heres a pic in case my problems are real or imagined...as if it matters.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3897/sfg15hd.jpg

 

[Sulkdodds]

At Lou:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Sorry.

HA.

 

[Lucid]

At Lou:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Sorry.

HA.

*joins in with the laughter*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA.

At madog : Your problems seem to lie within the attraction area.
And the self-esteem.
Make yourself noticed... not by cutting your wrists either.

 

[bliink]

Women sometimes **** their gay male friends in an attempt to make them straight. fact

Where the HELL did you hear that?

first hand experience. I mean, second hand experience

Yes, short recoil, every woman on earth invited lou to their meetings and told him in person that this was their tactic.... didn't you get the newsletter?

Lou, I think you are full of shit

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I was at a restaurant with this friend of mine the other day (

This is probably why she thought you two were gay. Restaurant implies fanciness. Dinner plates, knives , forks, NAPKINS! Straight men don't attend restaurants together unless you are mafia bosses.

 

[Danimal]

Kiss her. Hard. Shoudn't that be proof enough?

 

[bliink]

Kiss her. Hard. Shoudn't that be proof enough?

maybe he's in denial?

 

[ComradeBadger]

I wear pink a lot, designer clothes a lot, tight-fitting t-shirts n jumper etc, straighten my fringe..

I'm not gay, and no-one who's met me has thought so


BUT is this thread just an excuse for the lads to state how masculine they are

 

[Dalamari]

I'm so not gay I don't even touch my penis when I go to the bathroom

HARD-****ING-CORE!

 

[craig]

I was at a restaurant with this friend of mine the other day and then we met this very nice girl and started talking to her. After a while, she said to us: wow, you guys are cool, I didn't know guys like you were that cool. So we asked her what she meant by 'guys like you'. To which she answered: you know, gay. We tried to explain her she was wrong but she didn't seem to believe us. Now, isn't that sad?

I went out with my cousin for his birthday and he's a little bit younger than me (2 years). Anyway cos it was his birthday I said to him he could get as drunk as he wanted (turned out that would be very drunk) and that I'd look after him. At this night club we went to we started talking (rather I did) to this group of 4 girls and one of them asked me cos of the way he was behaving (hugging me giving me the whole "man, you're so great" hoo ha) "are you two gay?" to which I replied "F-U-C-K N-O!".

But yeah, it's annoying when women assume you're gay.

/screws facist head on.

Should make gays wear a big pink arm band or something

 

[Hullu]

I find feminine men hugely attractive. But I could never date one. But they definitely get me in the mood.

 

[rambler]

I was at a restaurant with this friend of mine the other day and then we met this very nice girl and started talking to her. After a while, she said to us: wow, you guys are cool, I didn't know guys like you were that cool. So we asked her what she meant by 'guys like you'. To which she answered: you know, gay. We tried to explain her she was wrong but she didn't seem to believe us. Now, isn't that sad?

i have to say that a thread has never mead eme laugh so hard.

i just love the title: 'when women think you're gay' - like this is something that happens to all guys.

 

[sHaDdoW]

i have to say that a thread has never mead eme laugh so hard.

i just love the title: 'when women think you're gay' - like this is something that happens to all guys.

Well to "trendy"/metrosexual guys it does.