When's the last time you've piddled your pantalones?

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3rd Grade, elementary. Too much fun + lack of self control = burning legs
 
1st grade. I think we all have once in our lives. :P
 
I think I was about 7 or 8, and I was at a friend's birthday party.

I was getting so damn excited when we were about to eat the cake that I completely soaked my pants.
I then stripped myself of my cloth barriers and became a free bird.
 
In 6th grade, I accidentally peed ON my pants while trying some fancy aiming tricks.

I had to walk back to class and tell the teacher. My mom brought me new pants. I was not embarrased at all, which seems wtf to me to this very day.
 
Years ago back whe-- oh crap... um... excuse me I'll be right back :o
 
One Christmas when i opened my present. It was a NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUUURRRRRR :D

But seriously... I can't remember the last time i peed myself.
 
Like 2nd grade or something.

The thing was, I was dreaming I was pissing, but instead of peeing in the dream I peed in real life
 
Last night.

:P


Seriously though... I can't even remember when. Some time many, MANY years ago. I think I was in kindergarten.
 
Geogaddi said:
I was not embarrased at all, which seems wtf to me to this very day.
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I remember feeling the sameway "Whoa, why are you wet?" "I pee'd myself, hey you wanna go play Pogs?"
 
I was in first grade, it was at some Indian Guides meeting and right when I made it to the urinal, KA-POW!

Also, ever since I saw that one Family Guy episode where Brian starts randomly pissing everywhere, yeah, I've had that fear.
 
Lol, when I was in kindergarten I remember we were in recess and I had to use the restroom real bad. I ran to the restroom and saw a huge turd in the toilet. I was scared so I went back outside. I went inside again, then outside, then repeated the same process till I peed myself and cried ;(
 
surfer^rosa said:
Lol, when I was in kindergarten I remember we were in recess and I had to use the restroom real bad. I ran to the restroom and saw a huge turd in the toilet. I was scared so I went back outside. I went inside again, then outside, then repeated the same process till I peed myself and cried ;(
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ROFL
 
surfer^rosa said:
Lol, when I was in kindergarten I remember we were in recess and I had to use the restroom real bad. I ran to the restroom and saw a huge turd in the toilet. I was scared so I went back outside. I went inside again, then outside, then repeated the same process till I peed myself and cried ;(
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LMAO
 
I don't think I've pissed myself in school..though my sister did shit herself in 2nd grade...
 
surfer^rosa said:
Lol, when I was in kindergarten I remember we were in recess and I had to use the restroom real bad. I ran to the restroom and saw a huge turd in the toilet. I was scared so I went back outside. I went inside again, then outside, then repeated the same process till I peed myself and cried ;(
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Hahaha :D
 
surfer^rosa said:
Lol, when I was in kindergarten I remember we were in recess and I had to use the restroom real bad. I ran to the restroom and saw a huge turd in the toilet. I was scared so I went back outside. I went inside again, then outside, then repeated the same process till I peed myself and cried ;(
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ROFL! I can totally picture that.
 
JNightshade said:
I don't actually think I've ever pissed myself.
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You lying piece of shit! YOU ****ING LIE! YOU LIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! -gets dragged away by the authorities while foaming at the mouth-
 
Well, I just did a few hours ago, and I'm starting to feel it coming on, so I'm probably about to right now.

Pants > Toilet
 
2nd grade. The bitch teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I pissed my pants.
 
Well apart from as a baby and such...I can't really remember a time that I did it.
Can't control your bladder eh? Disappointing.
 
Either 3rd or 4th form (13-14ish) in high school. Good thing there was noone around to see since I was late for class, and a teacher happened to be walking past and fixed me up with some fresh shorts. Could have been pretty awkward otherwise >.>

Oh, but then I got the same teacher for science the next year, which was kind of awkward...
 
I don't believe I ever have. If I have, it was when I was very young, and don't remember..
 
I never peed my pants. I was born toilet-trained. bitchs.
 
Uriel said:
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Billy Madison FTW indeed

You may have been potty trained when you were young, but I knew bazookas.

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Freshmen year.

Was having a really really clear dream (not Lucid though), and I believe it was about slamming some girl I knew.

Well, not too sure what happened in the dream, but eventually, I started dream peeing, and dream peeing allways makes me pee in real life.

I allways thought it was cool though, i'll start peeing in my dream, and i'll think too myself "oh shit, i'm gonna piss my pants, then i'll have to get out of bed, then i'll have to clean up my undies", and then finish up my dream piss.
 
My friend pooped his pants when he threw up one time.

I was amused
 
In kindergarten I dropped my drawers and started pissing on the playground fence. I was aiming at passing cars if I remember correctly.
 
sinkoman said:
Freshmen year.

Was having a really really clear dream (not Lucid though), and I believe it was about slamming some girl I knew.

Well, not too sure what happened in the dream, but eventually, I started dream peeing, and dream peeing allways makes me pee in real life.

I allways thought it was cool though, i'll start peeing in my dream, and i'll think too myself "oh shit, i'm gonna piss my pants, then i'll have to get out of bed, then i'll have to clean up my undies", and then finish up my dream piss.
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;( What? I'm not good enough for your dreams?! I see how it is...
 
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