When's the last time you've piddled your pantalones?

Grade 2.

We were doing a test and my teacher wouldn't let anyone leave until it was over. This was one of those spelling tests where the teacher says a word and you have to spell it out. Obviously if anyone left, they would miss some words and fail the test. Unfortunately for me it was one of those big tests that was 20 words in length.

In 10 minutes it was over and I was able to leave and go to the washroom. But by that time I was struggling to hold it in. It was a new school, and I wasn't familiar with where the washrooms were located, but I knew where one was -- at the other end of building. I made it about half-way when the urine started coming out. I was shocked. There was no way I could go back to class...everyone would laugh at me. The hallways were deserted as everyone was still in class, so no one had seen me yet.

I didn't want anyone to see me like this so I decided to go to the washroom anyway and think of how I was going to fix this mess (literally). The bathrooms were just beyond the two double doors in the hallway and on the right. I was close. I was just about to open the double doors, when someone walked through them. My two seconds of panic were met with adulation when I realised who it was who walked through that door...it was mom!! She must have been dropping off my brother at kindergarten.

I told her what had happened, she quickly drove me home, and I changed pants. We quickly rushed back, and I was able to get back into my seat without anyone one really noticing. I looked at the clock and I had only missed about 15 minutes.

I still consider the fact that I was able to escape from that situation utterly amazing. The chances of that happening again must be one in a million. I even scored 20 out of 20 on my spelling test. It seemed like I could do no wrong that day. :D
 
I bet some sick perv is getting off on your water sports story's.
 
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