Where the hell is Stern?

[VirusType2]

Shit, no wonder it didn't work. I kept saying "Old Man".

 

[Ennui]

Legend says that if you want him to return you have to look into the computer screen and say "Captain Stern" out loud three times.

You also need a pentagram of candles around your monitor and to spin around once in between each repetition of the phrase.

edit: wait no that's the one where Stern comes out of your monitor and rapes you senseless, don't ask me how I figured this out

 

[Higlac]

Yeah, where is Stern anyway?

 

[Maestro]

When a super mod says "don't ask" it means don't ask.

 

[Danimal]

But when a normal mod says it then it becomes Paparazzi this and Lawsuit that. :/

 

[CptStern]

hey I'm back from vacation away from you guys (sorry I meant faggits). Dont worry, I'm not going anywhere; you'd have to stop paying me to post before I'd leave you guys /tear

 

[Tyguy]

these forums have turned into a workplace obsession for me as well...i didn't post much over the break.

 

[Barnz]

**** **** **** he's back! run for your lives!

 

[Quixoticism]

BTW Barnz, who is that in your avatar?

 

[Barnz]

It's Lena Headey.

 

[Rizzo]

She's so great...

 

[YROC]

 

[Shyam]

Does this mean we get more America sucks threads ?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Does this mean we get more America sucks threads ?

I hope so.

 

[Raziaar]

Haha, nice.

 

[VirusType2]

One can never be sure if America still sucks or not without Canada's official review.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

hey I'm back from vacation away from you guys (sorry I meant faggits). Dont worry, I'm not going anywhere; you'd have to stop paying me to post before I'd leave you guys /tear

GET BACK IN MY GOD DAMN BASEMENT

 

[kineaesth]

HEY GUYS THE PANIC IS OVER NOW HE'S BACK