Which Cake?

Which Cake

  • Pavlova

    Votes: 18 58.1%

  • Chocolate Beer Cake

    Votes: 13 41.9%
  • Total voters
    31
Stormy

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So Friday night I met a rather lovely young lady and tonight we are going to be meeting up for some dinner, nom nom nom etc.

But I'm reckining it might be quite a sweet cute thing to bake a cake today and bring some along, esp because I've got the day off and nothing better to do.

Question is now which is going to impress her more?!?!?!

Choices are -

Pavlova - Nice, crispy, sweet, looks pretty with all the fruits on top.
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Chocolate Beer Cake - Tryed and tested, is bloody tasty, will use strawberrys rather then the walnuts tho.
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I say go with the fruit one. Maybe she'll feel more willing to indulge herself because of the fruits. Healthier appearance.


You have to share the recipe and instructions of the beer cake.
 
I have an odd taste in pastries, but I would love it if I were given a huge loaf of spiced bread with nothing else.
 
Hey, if you were taking me out, I'd say the Chocolate Beer Cake. Looks awesome.

But since it's for a lady friend, the first one does look more bright and cheery.
 
Walnuts will go better than strawberries with beer flavor. If you really don't like them, you can use peanut or something. Or something classier; almond, or sliced almond.
 
Ok, I've decided to go with the pavlova. It looks more pretty, can be all arty farty with the fruit and make it look like i put in loads of effort.

I'll take a few photo's and post them up when its done :)
 
Pavlova all the freaking way, she'll be coming back for seconds in no time.

And by seconds I mean you.

And by you I mean your penis.
 
Definately the chocolate cake, or several reasons:

  • You've made it before and you know it's nice, so there's less that can go wrong
  • More people like chocolate cake (that I know of anyway) so it'd be safer
  • Chocolate is supposedly an aphrodesiac

I would marry a man if he made a chocolate cake for me :D
 
Yeah, Id have sex with that guy.

I wouldnt be surprised if she had a weird 'are you stalking me?' look when you present the cake to her. If that happens and she turns around, just quickly flick the cake over your shoulder.

Its good luck...
 
Aye for a date pavlova is best, though the choc cake seems nicer.
 
make sure she doesn't have any allergies, head is hard to give when the throat is closed.
 
Well, lets make chocolate cakes and have an orgy tbh... What could be better then a big gay pile covered with chocolate fudge cakes!


Wooo, ingredients!
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I'm in.

Those are big ass eggs...

Also your cornflour is upside down. It's no good now.

Don't put the change in the cake.
 
What kind of eggs are those? :O
 
The change is going to be hidden within so she will have money to get the bus home!

ehg FML, damn corn flour... Will try and hack that bastard in photoshop, ain't no corn flour going to get the better of me I tell theee...

Also they are just Large free ranged hens eggs, they just look mad because of the wide angle camera lens!

Just finished wiping up the egg's, sugar and also thew in a dab of vanilla extract + white wine vinegar. Stuck it all on some grease proof paper and threw into oven. Needs just over an hour to cook through.

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VirusType2 said:
You should make her this one instead

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If I gave her a crazy cake based on the manlyness of Chuck Noris she will likely make love to the cake an not me. The cake is too epic!
 
Fail. You should've gone with the chocolate, it releases endorphins into the brain
 
Chocolate will basically get her horny, but youve started so nevermind.

Oh, and I'd like this thread to be put on a plinth for all time as one of the finest examples of ''Anything for p**sy''.
 
Lol, baking a cake for a chick you just met. Good luck brah.
 
Your cake is amorphous.

I actually have a friend who makes erotic cakes and has a pretty lifelike topless chick cake. I like to imagine she modeled it after herself but she denies it. Like I said... I imagine otherwise...
 
Thing is, I love baking anyrate and having a week off work I was going to be making a cake anyrate. But now I have a chance to not only make a big ass cake but also to impress a girl! So why not!!

This has just come out of the oven now, it kinda grew.. lots.... so pretty lucky I got a massive cream!! Meeting her in 30 mins from now so no time to finish it off, but if I manage to drag her home for puddin she can help me finish it off! Which seems like it could be fun....

"oh noes, you have some cream on your boobeh, let me help you with that"

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Pro-tip: Most girls know when you're trying too hard, and they aren't turned on by it.

But that's a killer cake.
 
Chocolate Beer Cake is what I whould want. Skip the Chocolate and the Cake and Im all set.

But yeah. Fruit cake sounds pretty cool, for a girl I guess.
 
No Limit said:
Pro-tip: Most girls know when you're trying too hard, and they aren't turned on by it.

But that's a killer cake.
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Yeah stormy, they can smell that shit a mile away, they should be vying for YOUR affection. If you presented the cake in the right way then it'll be cool, but if you make it look like you're trying to earn her favor then it has a good chance of backfiring.
 
The pavlova went down really well in the end. Basically as soon as I met her I told her about the days cake adventure and that I would be needing her help to finish it off. To be fair she wasn't really a fan of the merange but liked the fruit. No big deal more for me!

But she really seemed to enjoy helping me wip the cream and making a cool face with the fruit!

then we sat around chatting for another 2 hours before she had to head. Being a gent I lent her a jacket and walked her about 20mins home up the road. Got a nice peck on the cheak, a really sweet cuddle and a "see you on Friday for beers"

All in all it seems to have gone very well, and here are a few snaps of the final cake.

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don't you get it, she was the cake. he's dating with a god damn cake.
 
Ahhh she came back to your place and helped you make it.

Fascinating. Didnt see that one coming.

Its one of the more...imaginative ways to get her back to your place.
 
Might need to try that one day...

How'd the thing taste in the end?
 
Dynasty said:
Ahhh she came back to your place and helped you make it.

Fascinating. Didnt see that one coming.

Its one of the more...imaginative ways to get her back to your place.
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Hell yea, I decided to tell her pretty much as soon as I saw her, so it didnt seem to pervy at the end of the night

"I've made puddin but only half finished it so your gunna have to come help!"

"ohh sounds fun"

Also managed to get my arm around her on the walk home, always a good sign :) All in all pretty chuffed as to how it all went and really looking forward to seeing her again.

May even make another cake for friday, she keeps going on about banana cake but is to lazy to make one.
 
Do I even need to say what I voted. Come on.
 
"Hey girl you wanna come back to my place for the cake?"

There's not even any innuendo in it.
 
I'm heartbroken that there wasn't originally a choice of Hummingbird Cake.
 
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