Which is worst?
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Atomic_Piggy
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Constipation by far. It so ****ing uncomfortable!
EDIT: Imagine having both at the same time.
EDIT: Imagine having both at the same time.
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Could you get both? At least with Trots it comes out though! Wait why am I discussing this on a forum?
Kula Meenur
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This thread could possibly fail so watch out
as for now, i reckon both.
Think about it
One minute u cant shit, the next it all comes out in a big rush. Then the process repeats itself
that would suck
as for now, i reckon both.
Think about it
One minute u cant shit, the next it all comes out in a big rush. Then the process repeats itself
that would suck
The Monkey
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Never heard of either of them.
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Yes - something I discoverd only a month ago. Here is a story about me and my poo:
We have no cooker in our new flat (long, annoying story) - so it's been microwave meals, take aways, and LOADS of toast and sandwiches for nearly 5 months now. Needless to say this is a very poor diet and as a result for a few weeks I was gridlocked completely - proper 'you have to dig it out with a stick' constipation. That was pretty nasty - straining on the loo for 30 mins just to get a turtle's head poking out, only for it to retreat away when you gasp for breath.
Anyhoo, one evening I had a vicious curry that went right through me like the red stuff in Superman 3 - only to be met by the plug of all poo plugs. It was horrible - hot, sweating, shaking, stomache making foul noises, really really badly needing a shit and not being able. It didn't matter how hard I strained, there was a few feet of condensed shit in the way. 20 minutes or so later and the hot (as in chilli, stinging hot) liquidy poo started to pass around the blockage and slowly worked its way towards the light (bare in mind for the whole time i'm grunting, gnashing teeth and feeling like I might faint). Worst of all it came out like someone holding their thumb over a hose pipe really tight - occasionally spurting off in a random direction. By now it was poo froth straight from hell!
Trust me, both is worse.
The End.
StardogChampion
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Copy of the previous thread. I vote to ban the thread starter.
