Who believes in Santa?

[Ikerous]

So.. who beleives in santa?

 

[AntiAnto]

I do.....n't, but I know someone who does.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Of course I do!

 

[Reaktor4]

most pointless poll ever?

 

[bliink]

most pointless poll ever?

Looks like someone might be getting a lump of coal!

 

[el Chi]

YES! Coal for the non-believer!

 

[Kangy]

Yeah, but he doesn't just come into my room at Christmas.

:-/

 

[bliink]

Who remembers the futurama episode "Xmas Story"? that was great.. the santa in that rocked lol..

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
from Xmas Story

Amy
He knows when you are sleeping,
Farnsworth
He knows when you're on the can,
Leela
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass
From here to Pakistan

Hermes
You better not breathe,
You better not move,
Bender
You're better off dead I'm telling you dude
Fry
Santa Claus is gunning you down

 

[AntiAnto]

Yeah, but he doesn't just come into my room at Christmas.

:-/

In your basement too?

 

[Kangy]

Yes, yes.

He says I'm a baaaad boy.

 

[AntiAnto]

Who remembers the futurama episode "Xmas Story"? that was great.. the santa in that rocked lol..

I watched it two days ago. It was great.

 

[Sui]

Coal is a fossil fuel which will eventually run out, so don't be suprised if companies start telling everyone that santa is fake, so they can sneak into your bedroom on christmas day and steal all the precious coal.

Oh and by the way, santa clause lives in the back of a coca-cola van. They kidnapped him and forced him to advertise coke- and now he lives a sad and lonely life, tortured by the coka cola men. Although in actual fact he is just a tramp they found on the street, but if we tell them that they'll stop making coka cola, and all the poor lil' kiddies in africa will become rich, because Coca-cola is secretly the foundations of the world econamy and if is is destroyed, the economy will collapse and spread like water, evenly distributing itself among everyone in the world, giving every person on the planet equal money.

Man, i REALLY need to go to bed, at this time of night my fingers just type all by themselves and i end up writing huge peices of writing which contain no punctuation except for millions of commas.

 

[el Chi]

In your basement too?

Yeah sure "basement", like that "basement" in Pulp Fiction...

 

[AntiAnto]

Yeah sure "basement", like that "basement" in Pulp Fiction...

Shut up you.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Share your mind altering drugs please suicide.

Santa is real.

 

[el Chi]

Shut up you.

Santa: "Bring out the elf."
Rudolph: "The elf's sleeping."
Santa: "Well, I guess you'd best go wake him up, then."

 

[Sui]

Share your mind altering drugs please suicide.

i stuff misletoe up my nostrils.

 

[Ikerous]

i stuff misletoe up my nostrils.

::sucks the misletoe out:: Mmm, green

 

[Sui]

::sucks the misletoe out:: Mmm, green

now you have to kiss me... ON THE NOSE!!!

 

[Ikerous]

now you have to kiss me... ON THE NOSE!!!

::Kisses your nose::
::Uses tongue::

 

[ailevation]

:naughty: I just gave Santa a leg-ride.

 

[AudioStar]

Santa raped me.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I knew this topic would eventually start talking about sex.

 

[<RJMC>]

wait....SANTA IS NOT REAL??????!!!!

*<RJMC> runs crying*

 

[bliink]

i stuff misletoe up my nostrils.

your misletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

 

[Ikerous]

I knew this topic would eventually start talking about sex.

Don't they all?

 

[Asuka]

No i dont. :/

 

[RTFMy]

Share your mind altering drugs please suicide.

Santa is real.

About as real as my 3rd nut :imu:

 

[Ikerous]

About as real as my 3rd nut :imu:

Maybe its a tumor

 

[Delicious Bass]

::Kisses your nose::
::Uses tongue::

thats some hot shit right there

 

[qckbeam]

Good lord...this thread is just the turn on I was looking for.

 

[DarkSin]

This thread is hilarious ^.^.


I believe in Santa
















*content below is rated M for mature, no one under 17*

Not.

 

[Ghost Freeman]

Santa is a lie fabricated by the Sovient Union in an attempt to soften up Americans, thus making them more susceptible to bombing raids and other attack operations.

I can't help but laugh at this post. Quality.

 

[Ikerous]

Santa is a lie fabricated by the Sovient Union in an attempt to soften up Americans, thus making them more susceptible to bombing raids and other attack operations.

So thats why he wears all red...

Wait.. so is the SU fabricating a plane to look like santas slay to fly over the US on Christmas, Americans totatly not suspecting anything cause its santa and then it will bomb the crap out of us?

 

[Maui]

I believe in the spirit of good-natured generosity that he represents, but unfortunately it's almost as difficult to believe in that as a guy with flying caribou and several billion gifts that happen to correspond with family income levels

EDIT: To fit in with the rest of the thread...

And yeah, I saw him. In the mall. With a kid in his lap.

Spoiler

and something in his pantz0rz!!!!!

I think itwas his wallet though.

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

I believe in St. Nick. But he's dead, so my parents had to take over.

 

[Burn]

I try not to beileve a big fat guy comes into my house at night and watches me sleep.

edit: He wears red as coke started to dress him in it, he used to wear brown. Go CocaCola!

 

[The Monkey]

http://www.attrition.org/misc/humor/xmas-proof.html

 

[Feath]

I try not to beileve a big fat guy comes into my house at night and watches me sleep.

edit: He wears red as coke started to dress him in it, he used to wear brown. Go CocaCola!

Ahem.

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp

 

[Shippi]

How dare you people question Santa!? Of course he's real!