Who does this?

[DEATHMASTER]

Jog in place, I mean seriously, bend on leg (as if to kick you own ass) and repeat continuously for over 10 minutes.

 

[Krynn72]

Well how else are you going to get away from the invisible stationary monsters that surround you? You cant just stand there, you need to run!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

My roomate is doing this and it's ****ing annoying like shit. Why the hell can't there be a freaking door in between this crappy room.

 

[Krynn72]

Kick him in the balls, and tell him i told you too

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I KNOW! Drop a piece of your own shit under his feet!

 

[Krynn72]

Start firing your six shooters at his feet and tell him to dance.

 

[Azner]

lol at all the replies.

Erm. Make him really run?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Maybe not to run, but to warm up yeah

 

[Unfocused]

And why is he doing that?

 

[bbson john]

Show him this thread.

 

[Azner]

Buy him a threadmill or make him buy one for himself.

 

[CyberPitz]

Start pissing on him. He's bound to move sooner or later.

 

[Darkside55]

Or not.

 

[CyberPitz]

Or not.

Quite true, but that's when you say, "I've got aids", and proceed to masturbate towards him.

 

[evil^milk]

Just tell him to go get some fresh air and jog instead. It's much healthier alternating between being outside for a minimum amount and staying inside for a larger amount in contrast to being inside all day long.