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What the hell is a theroy? Sounds irish lol.
Therooooooooooooy Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!What the hell is a theroy? Sounds irish lol.
hay dudes gman is totally gordon freeman in the future
just so you know
this took me some time to conjecture
reps, Y/N???!!!
u r geneus
doz this mena Gorden Freemen is a alien?
Gman = Father Gregory,man. From the future.
Serious theories or cross-franchise rubbish like that? (Or not - that'd be a hoot.)put down some of you interesting ideas here. like how alma (F.E.A.R) is alyx as a little girl, or somthing. random stuff like that. you derranged lot you.
The Combine are Evolved Humans from teh prezent!!!!1
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On topic, I have lots of interesting theories.
You're probably not going to hear about any of them in this thread.
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That was sarcasm -_-
- The G-Man was a legend nearly two hundred years before the events of Half-Life. He sporadically appeared at Victorian-era British landmarks dressed in a frock-coat and top-hat, sipping occasionally from a china cup. He was thus known as 'the Tea-Man', a name that stuck until he was forced to reinvent himself after the airing of the the first series of The A-Team, and a threat of legal action from Mr T himself, who reportedly took exception to being associated with "that pasty foo' with the sucker way of talkin'". The Tea-Man narrowly escaped a violent confrontation by boarding a plane.
- The final game in the Half-Life series will be called 'Half-Life: Geiger's Counterattack'. In it, then villian Hans Geiger, who faked his death in 1945 after achieving immortality, returns one last time to fight Gordon Freeman, having previously mascaraded as Doctor Breen, Mecha Breen and Queen Victoria XIV, Supreme Dominatrix of Asphyxia. The game opens with a space skirmish between the two in which Freeman is hopelessly outmatched by Geiger's latest mechanical suit. Wanting a fair fight, Geiger spares Freeman and purposely leaks information about the new telekenetic control element of his suit to Doctor Kliener's lunar base. Doctor Kliener thus builds the Nu-HEV for Gordon, who goes onto thwart Geiger's sinister plan to drop a giant, crowbar shaped colony on the earth, thus invoking a nuclear winter. In the process, both Gordon and Geiger are killed, leaving the G-Man to nurse the sons he bore both hero and villain. Valve inevitably create games regarding the conflict of this offspring when they run out of ideas, though due to Valve development cycles, this doesn't happen until 3328, 400 years after the release of the fourth Half-Life game. These games will naturally be known as the 'Half-Brother' series.
- In 2011, Valve will purchase every football side in the English Third Division. They will then randomly assign each individual team either the name 'Half-Life', or the name 'Episode'. The resulting scores will be used to title forthcoming computer games by the developer. Valve will also transform the league table into a sentient Excel Spreadsheet that uses the numbers within itself to calculate release dates for their upcoming titles. Years later, it will be exposed that the League Table is hugely inaccurate, though it's recommendation of a Q3 2028 date on Half-life 2 Episode 3 was short only by a single quarter.