Who knew cuddling and touching other men could make you straight?

[CptStern]

What Happened When I Went Undercover at a Christian Gay-to-Straight Conversion Camp

My weekend was filled with crying, singing, and wrestling, as 30 men struggled to overcome their attraction to other men. It was also the first time I felt another man's erection.

:x

I donâ??t remember exactly when I felt his erection pressing into my back. It might have been while he whispered in my ear, â??Long ago, you were the Golden Child. But, somehow, that Golden Child was hurt, and you put up a wall to protect yourself.â?

O_O

sounds homo

Sometime during all that holding and touching and singing, while I was cradled in the Motorcycle position, I felt it: the unmistakable bulge pressing through his tight jeans. It was the first time in my life I had a felt another manâ??s erection.

What the staff members and other Journeyers didnâ??t know was that I was attending the weekend undercover. Iâ??m straight. Iâ??m also an atheist.

there be strange going ons at the christian camp!!!!!


linky:
http://www.alternet.org/story/146557/?page=entire

 

[mindless_moder]

Wheres the link ? .

 

[Vegeta897]

No link, this is Stern's fantasy.

 

[Raziaar]

Hrm. Another homosexual thread. I wonder who s... oh.

 

[CptStern]

Wheres the link ? .

whoops:

http://www.alternet.org/story/146557/?page=entire

 

[Acepilotf14]

It's worth noting that he's straight.

 

[CptStern]

It's worth noting that he's straight.

proof the Christian No-Homos Camp works! it's a miracle!

 

[RidleyRockets]

If cuddling can straighten someone out then a good hard arse ****ing would hetroify them for the next thousand years.

 

[CptStern]

If cuddling can straighten someone out then a good hard arse ****ing would hetroify them for the next thousand years.

which explains Chuck Norris

 

[The Monkey]

Bruce Lee owned that faggot, anyway.

 

[Emporius]

Interesting article.

 

[Maestro]

Bruce Lee owned that faggot, anyway.

**** you man, **** you. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving god-damn door!

 

[Mogi67]

Why did this guy even bother going undercover, he totally failed to take gaydar into account

 

[MJ12]

Why did this guy even bother going undercover, he totally failed to take gaydar into account

What?

 

[Acepilotf14]

What?

Some gays have a gaydar, they would have known instantly if he was straight.

 

[Mogi67]

What?

Gaydar is the ability to intuitively assess someone's sexual orientation.