who will win in a batle beetwen Gordon Freeman Vs MC Hammer?

who will win in a fight beetwen Gordon VS MC Hammer?

  • Gordon Freeman

    Votes: 96 48.5%

  • MC Hammer

    Votes: 102 51.5%
  • Total voters
    198
Everyone who's saying Gordon will just hit Hammer with his crowbar or whatever underestimates MC's psychadelic dance moves. He can dodge those attacks like nothing!
 
master Chief Hammer, you know its him because of his armored parachute pants.

His pants count as an overshield because as has been previously stated, "you can't touch this"
 
Anyone ever see the Conan O'Brian skit where a MC Hammer back up dancer got loose and they were trying to catch him? It was funny as hell.

As for my vote all I can say is "It's hammer time." :).
 
hex said:
Why don't people make these retarded threads in the random/off topic? This isn't exactly worthy of HL2 relation.
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What does gordon not have to do with HL2?

Anyway, people like you are always the rotten spots on threads.
We're having fun reading and always some sour assed punk starts playing hall monitor.
Why is this? Is you job boring? Someone scratched your car's door at the mall? Your office ran out of coffee?
 
K, Gordon, period. .
I mean come on. MC=Baggy Pants and catchy song. Gordon=Hev suit and crowbar.
Now, lets say MC was tossed in with the whole Black Mesa incident. Do you really thing he could dance his ass through all that crap? I dont think the headcrabs will care how many times he will yell, "Cant touch this.", they will still jump his ass.
Gordon Freeman? Pfft, shouldnt he really be named Pwndon Freeman?
Aww yea.

-Alix
 
lets see now... Gordon Versus Master Chief Hammer....... (MC)
Master chief's gonna win no doubt!

Gordon has a goddamn crowbar and some of those little flesheating thingys, And Master chief got an needler and a Assault Rifle..

The needler will take out the crowbar: its a ranged weapon, dammit!

And after MC fighted floods in thousands the assault rifle will surely take those flesheating thingys!

Thanks for my opinion...
 
dude you forgot when he says it's hammer time, it is hammer time.

so...
IT'S HAMMER TIME!
ta na na na , na na , na na, cant touch this.
 
Alix Mcdean said:
K, Gordon, period. .
I mean come on. MC=Baggy Pants and catchy song. Gordon=Hev suit and crowbar.
Now, lets say MC was tossed in with the whole Black Mesa incident. Do you really thing he could dance his ass through all that crap? I dont think the headcrabs will care how many times he will yell, "Cant touch this.", they will still jump his ass.
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You aren't down with the Hammer's message! Look, Hammer's vibe is all about POSITIVITY and LOVE and probably KEEPIN' IT REAL. I may be getting him confused with Mr. T, but that's another matter.

Anyway, you can't stop MC Hammer, he's just gonna get back up and dance some more, right in your face. That's what he comes with. Gordon is just some bearded geek with a tacky crowbar, what the hell good is that? MC Hammer forever!
 
Hammer all the way.

the mans everywhere and nowhere at the same time, that and he can hover left and right to dodge bullets.
 
cervantes said:
lets see now... Gordon Versus Master Chief Hammer....... (MC)
Master chief's gonna win no doubt!
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IF NOT THE DAM MASTER CHIEF OF HALO IS MC HAMMER THE RAPER LOL!!!1

MC HAMMER KICKS MASTER CHIEF ASS
 
I see gordon id getting close to MC Hammer
 
oh
Gordon 101
MC Hammer 109

very close!
 
how is this even a contest? you fail at knowing how to set up matches, MC Hammer is a GOD compared to Gordon Freeman, seriously, this thread is pointless, as Freeman would be killed instantaneously by MC Hammer's awesomeness
 
Icarusintel said:
how is this even a contest? you fail at knowing how to set up matches, MC Hammer is a GOD compared to Gordon Freeman, seriously, this thread is pointless, as Freeman would be killed instantaneously by MC Hammer's awesomeness
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sixcharwhateverthelimitis
 
Gordon always wins fool!

Whoohoo! 2k posts!
 
Well I think they wouldent fight because they are secertly partners in protecting the world, because we all know its VALVe HAMMER editor... coincidence? I think not!!
 
I see that I have quite the fan base here at the forums. And yes I will be challenging gordon to a dance off once hl2 is released.
 
Let's see, a bespectacled mute versus God's Great Gift to the spoken word - not really a contest, is it?

Gordon's got to pray just to make it a, erm, second.
 
Operator said:
Well I think they wouldent fight because they are secertly partners in protecting the world, because we all know its VALVe HAMMER editor... coincidence? I think not!!
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Best. Post. Ever. :p

Hammer wins, hands down.

Shouldn't this be an MC hammer site then?
 
Gentlemen, Gentlemen, calm down!
Even knowing that we are in a Half Life 2 forum, there is nothing we can’t do. MC Hammer will kick Gordon’s a** any given day.
People at valve knows of MC`s superiority and that’s why they name the the SDK after him, you know, just to honor him. :LOL:
 
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